Lewis's Possible Future Wife's

by Lewis Lambert | created - 23 Dec 2010 | updated - 30 Dec 2010 | Public

This was an in-office experiment to create a list of possible (although very unlikely) future wife's just from English celebs listed here on IMDB.

The comments next to each one are my colleague Richards responses to my choices. Somewhat harsh I think however very humorous!

1. Emily Blunt

Actress | Edge of Tomorrow

Emily Olivia Leah Blunt is a British actress known for her roles in The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Young Victoria (2009), Edge of Tomorrow (2014), and The Girl on the Train (2016), among many others.

Blunt was born on February 23, 1983, in Roehampton, South West London, England, the second of ...

Big Chin

2. Keira Knightley

Actress | Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Keira Christina Knightley was born March 26, 1985 in the South West Greater London suburb of Richmond. She is the daughter of actor Will Knightley and actress turned playwright Sharman Macdonald. An older brother, Caleb Knightley, was born in 1979. Her father is English, while her Scottish-born ...

Too Skinny

3. Gemma Arterton

Actress | Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Gemma Christina Arterton was born in Gravesend, Kent, England, where she was raised. She is the daughter of Sally-Anne (Heap), a cleaner, and Barry J. Arterton, a welder. Her mother's cousin is singer-songwriter Eric Goulden.

Her parents divorced when she was age five, and Gemma subsequently lived ...

Massive Chin (Detachable??)

4. Lily Collins

Actress | The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

Lily Jane Collins was born in Guildford, Surrey, England. Her father is English musician Phil Collins, while her mother, Jill Tavelman, who is from Los Angeles, California, was president of the Beverly Hills Women's Club for three terms. Lily moved with her mother to LA at the age of five, after ...

Daughter of Phil and looks like a Bratz doll. John won't be happy about that.

5. Sienna Guillory

Actress | Love Actually

Sienna Guillory is the daughter of American folk guitarist Isaac Guillory and Tina Thompson, an English model. Guillory's parents encouraged her to express herself artistically as she was growing up and this led to her decision to become an actor. She was educated at Gresham's School, Holt, Norfolk...

She's OK... But not stunning

6. Rhona Mitra

Actress | Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Mitra was born in Paddington, London, England, the daughter of Nora Downey and Anthony Mitra, a cosmetic surgeon. She has an older and a younger brother. Her father is of Bengali Indian and English descent, and her mother is Irish. In 1984, when Mitra was eight, her parents divorced, and she was ...

Massive Jaw

7. Anna Friel

Actress | Land of the Lost

Anna Friel is an English actress, born in Rochdale. She has been acting since the age of 13, appearing in a number of British television programmes. She made her West End stage debut in London in 2001, and has subsequently appeared on stage in several productions, including an adaptation of ...

She's too old for me (Apparently)

8. Kelly Brook

Actress | Piranha 3D

Kelly Brook (born 23 November 1979) is an English model, actress and television presenter best known for her roles in the 2010 horror comedy remake Piranha 3D and in the NBC sitcom One Big Happy. Brook was born and raised in Rochester, Kent, as Kelly Ann Parsons. She is the daughter of Sandra Kelly...

She's fine.

9. Kelly Reilly

Actress | Flight

Jessica Kelly Siobhán Reilly (born 18 July 1977) is an English actress. Her performance in After Miss Julie at the Donmar Warehouse made her a star of the London stage and earned her a nomination for a Laurence Olivier Award for Best Actress of 2003. Reilly was born and brought up in Chessington, ...

Hmmm I duno... Can't really see what she looks like...

:-O only one photo...

...Ohh hang on she's got a massive chin too.

10. Felicity Jones

Actress | Rogue One

Felicity Rose Hadley Jones is an English actress. Jones was born in Birmingham, West Midlands, and grew up in Bournville. Her parents met while working at the Wolverhampton Express and Star. Her father was a journalist while her mother was in advertising. They divorced when she was three, and she ...

She's OK

11. Tamsin Egerton

Actress | Grimsby

Egerton attended Ditcham Park School near Petersfield in Hampshire, where she says she was bullied. She also states she truanted, preferring to go to modeling shoots. After finishing school at 16 with nine A-grade GCSEs, Egerton decided to pursue acting rather than going to university. She had a ...

She's OK

12. Hazel D'Jan

Actress | Jupiter Ascending

Hazel D'Jan fell in love with acting at a young tender age of six performing and singing in school plays. Keeping it close to her heart, she grew a passion for acting which she never shared with anyone. D'Jan continued attending drama schools and practised the art of acting under guidance from ...

Proper Moon Head

13. Michelle Ryan

Actress | Bionic Woman

Michelle Ryan was born on April 22nd, 1984 in Enfield, Middlesex, England.

She started her career performing in a Dance Gala at The London Palladium with "Wayne Sleep" (1998), with her first television role being "Dolores" in the children's program, The Worst Witch: Fair Is Foul and Fouls Are Fair (...

Another Moon Head... Sisters?

14. Anna Walton

Actress | Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Anna Walton was born on December 18, 1980 in London, England. She is an actress, known for Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008), Mutant Chronicles (2008) and Vampire Diary (2006).

Pin Head (This is better than I giant head)

15. Christina Cole

Actress | What a Girl Wants

Christina Cole was born on May 8, 1982 in London, England. She is an actress, known for What a Girl Wants (2003), Casino Royale (2006) and Jupiter Ascending (2015).

She looks like someones mum... Guess she could be

16. Gemma Chan

Actress | Humans

Gemma Chan (born 29 November 1982) is a British film, television, and theatre actress and former fashion model. She portrays Charlotte in season four of the Showtime and ITV2 series Secret Diary of a Call Girl; Ruth in Channel 4's Fresh Meat; Mia Bennett in the BBC's Doctor Who "The Waters of Mars"...

Oh dear... She was in a film with Danny Dyer

17. Kate Magowan

Actress | Stardust

Kate Magowan was born on June 1, 1975 in Harrow, London, England as Katie Victoria Magowan. She is an actress and producer, known for Stardust (2007), Spotless (2015) and A Lonely Place to Die (2011). She has been married to John Simm since April 2004. They have two children.

Head mostly made of Jaw!

18. Sophie Winkleman

Actress | The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Sophie Winkleman was born on August 5, 1980 in London, England. She is an actress and writer, known for The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005), Peep Show (2003) and Suzie Gold (2004). She has been married to Lord Frederick Windsor since September 12, 2009. They have ...

She's OK even though she has a silly name! and half sister of Claudia!

19. Miranda Raison

Actress | My Week with Marilyn

Miranda grew up in Burnham Thorpe on the North Norfolk coast and trained at the Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Art. Her father, Nick, is a jazz pianist and her mother, Caroline, read the news for Anglia television. In 2011, she played the title role in 'Anne Boleyn' at Shakespeare's Globe ...

She's OK apart from she's blond! - Bit harsh I though!

20. Keeley Hazell

Actress | Horrible Bosses 2

Keeley Hazell was born in the London borough of Lewisham, grew up in Grove Park and attended the Ravensbourne School in Bromley. Her mother, Amber, was a dinner lady and her father, Roy, was a window fitter; they separated when she was thirteen years old. At 16 years of age, Hazell left school to ...

Was she a page 3 girl? Can see the chest though.

Yep! Nothing wrong with this one.

21. India de Beaufort

Actress | Run Fatboy Run

India de Beaufort was born on June 27, 1987 in Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England as India Ewence Beaufort-Lloyd. She is an actress, known for Run, Fatboy, Run (2007), Jane by Design (2012) and One Tree Hill (2003). She has been married to Todd Grinnell since August 29, 2015. They have one child.

Yeah she's nice!

22. Tara Summers

Actress | Mercy Street

Tara Summers is a British actress best known for her role as Katie Lloyd on David E. Kelley's hugely successful series Boston Legal. She has done numerous arcs on other critically acclaimed shows such as Damages, Ringer, and Sons of Anarchy, in addition to being a series regular on Fox's Rake. Her ...

Looks like a man... Quite a manly face you have there.

23. Charlotte Salt

Actress | The Chamber

Charlotte Salt was born on August 12, 1985 in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire, England as Charlotte Leah Salt. She is an actress, known for The Chamber (2016), The Musketeers (2014) and The Tudors (2007). She has been married to Oliver Coleman since July 31, 2014.

She's OK. Looks a bit mardy.

24. Susie Amy

Actress | Bonded by Blood

Susie Amy was born in London in 1981, and brought up in Surrey. Although she always studied drama, she went to academic schools all her life. An agent spotted her in 1999 when she was doing a play at the National Theatre in London - 'After Juliet' by Sharman McDonald. Over the next two years she ...

She is defo a man!

25. Lara Pulver

Actress | Sherlock

Lara was born and raised in Essex, UK. She studied drama with the NYMT and went on to gain a BA Honours degree in Theatre.

Lara's extensive theatre career led her to gain a Laurence Olivier Award nomination for her portrayal of "Lucille Frank" in Rob Ashford's production of "Parade" at The Donmar ...

* nods head and shrugs * - She's OK

26. Rachel McDowall

Actress | Mamma Mia!

Rachel McDowall was born on October 4, 1984 in Whiston, Merseyside, England as Rachel Anne McDowall. She is an actress, known for Mamma Mia! (2008), Quantum of Solace (2008) and The Stranger (2014). She has been married to Constantine Tzortzis since May 16, 2014.

Lollipop head - The neck is too long and as wide as the head!

McDoughnut?

27. Emma Pierson

Actress | Guest House Paradiso

Emma Pierson was born on April 30, 1981 in Plymouth, Devon, England as Emma Jane Pierson. She is an actress, known for Guest House Paradiso (1999), Absolutely Anything (2015) and The Last King (2003).

Slap head... That is one giant forehead love!

28. J.C. Brandy

Actress | Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

J.C. Brandy was born on November 15, 1975 in Chelsea, London, England as Justine Chelsea Brandy. She is an actress, known for Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995), Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) and God's Helper (2001). She has been married to Nathaniel Kunkel since July 7, 2005. ...

Bit of a slap head but its not quite an Emma Pierson

29. Cat Deeley

Self | So You Think You Can Dance

Cat Deeley was born on October 23, 1976 in Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham, England as Catherine Elizabeth Deeley. She is an actress and producer, known for So You Think You Can Dance (2005), Deadbeat (2014) and Life's Too Short (2011). She has been married to Patrick Kielty since September 30, 2012. ...

Can't say there is anything wrong there! A lot like Richards ex (apparently)

30. Layla Rumi

Actress | Under the Silver Lake

Layla Rumi was born on January 26, 1984 in London, England. She is an actress and producer, known for Under the Silver Lake (2018). She was previously married to Steve Covino.

* Nods Head *

Is she a cross?

31. Olivia Grant

Actress | Stardust

Olivia Grant was born on September 20, 1983 in London, England. She is an actress, known for Stardust (2007), All the Money in the World (2017) and Lark Rise to Candleford (2008).

Oooo another forehead going on!

32. Victoria Summer

Actress | Transformers: Age of Extinction

Victoria has appeared as the iconic 'Julie Andrews' in Walt Disney's Saving Mr Banks (2013) opposite Tom Hanks and shortly after won a supporting role in Paramount Pictures' Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014), directed by Michael Bay. Next up, Victoria plays the lead role of British nurse ...

Quite a big forehead going on there too. However I like this one. (not the forehead. Victoria)

33. Alison Carroll

Actress | The Kid

Alison trained in musical theater at the Urdang Academy and specialized on the acting course. She has twenty years of gymnastic training and has represented Great Britain in display gymnastics travelling the world attending events. She choreographed the winning Junior Gymnastic Display Team at the ...

Nice dirty eyes... Somewhat slutty apparently

34. Stacey Hayes

Self | Lingo

Stacey Hayes was born on August 10, 1976 in London, England. She is known for her work on Lingo (2002), Cry Wolfe (2014) and MANswers (2007).

Don't like blond!

35. Emily O'Brien

Actress | The Young and the Restless

Emily O'Brien was born on May 28, 1985 in Bedfordshire, England. She is a three-time Daytime Emmy-nominated actress and writer, known for herfive-year series regular role on The Young and the Restless (1973), Pernicious (2014) and the voice of Y'Shtola in Fainaru fantajî XIV: Shinsei eoruzea ...

Nice C.S.M.

36. Georgina Reilly

Actress | The L.A. Complex

Georgina Frances Reilly is a British Canadian actress born February 12, 1986, in Guildford, United Kingdom, to songwriter/composer David Reilly and business administrator Frances Reilly. She comes from a long line of performers, her grandfather being Tommy Reilly, the world's first classical ...

Yeah she's nice... like her eyes!

37. Karina Michel

Date Night

British born actress and producer Karina Michel was born in Bedford, England just north of London.

She spent her younger years in England and when she was 10 moved to the US. She grew up living throughout the United States and would travel with her family on business trips. Karina is so thankful for...

No too much skeleton cheeks going on!

38. Nikita Ramsey

Actress | Gamer

Nikita Ramsey was born on February 10, 1988 in Bournemouth, Dorset, England as Nikita Lianne Ramsey. She is an actress, known for Gamer (2009), The Myth of the American Sleepover (2010) and A Haunting at Silver Falls (2013).

* Puzzled look * Can't find too much wrong with her.

39. Jade Ramsey

Actress | Gamer

Jade is an English Actress born in Bournemouth, Dorset.

She is most known as Patricia Williamson in the Belgian/American/British Teen Drama Mystery television series of Nickelodeon: House of Anubis.

She has a twin sister, Nikita Ramsay who is also acting.

Her first professional acting job was X-Men 2 ...

Wow twins... Slightly more attractive than her sister.

40. Sarah Jayne Dunn

Actress | Hollyoaks

Sarah Jayne Dunn was born on September 25, 1981 in Leigh, Greater Manchester, England. She is an actress, known for Hollyoaks (1995), The Dark Knight (2008) and Hollyoaks: Movin' On (2001).

Yeah but mouth is too wide!

41. Sasha Jackson

Actress | Jarhead 3: The Siege

British actress Sasha Jackson is primarily based in Los Angeles and travels worldwide for work commitments. Sasha has an EB1 Green Card in recognition of her talent and body of work. Sasha has trained with some of LA's most respected and renowned acting coaches, among them: Ivana Chubbuck (as a ...

Looking a little vacant but she is nice.

42. Kym Jackson

Kym Jackson was born on July 1, 1981 in Bath, England as Kimberley Anne Jackson. She is an actress and producer, known for American Crime Story (2016), Ten Days in the Valley (2017) and NCIS (2003).

Too skeletal.

43. Alexandra Davies

Actress | Stealth

Alexandra Davies was born on March 8, 1977 in Newcastle Upon Tyne, England as Alexandra Elizabeth Davies. She is an actress and producer, known for Stealth (2005), X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) and Run. She has been married to Justin Hanrahan since January 2, 2008.

Yeah she's nice, she's OK.

44. Samantha Glenn

Actress | Nightwing: Prodigal

Samantha Glenn was born on August 11, 1983 in London, England. She is an actress, known for Nightwing: Prodigal (2014), Doctors (2000) and Deceit (2000). She has been married to Tommy Campbell since September 4, 2010.

Like Sammy... Nice big eyes. Her sister is probably nicer though.

45. Alix Wilton Regan

Actress | The Wife

Alix Wilton Regan was born on January 26, 1986 in London, England. She is an actress, known for The Wife (2017), The Brave (2017) and Assassin's Creed: Origins (2017).

Yeah she is nice. If only she could spell... Alex with an 'I'??

46. Cordelia Bugeja

Actress | King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Cordelia Bugeja was born on March 5, 1976 in Chichester, West Sussex, England. She is an actress, known for King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017), The IT Crowd (2006) and Family Affairs (1997).

I've got the chin thing going on again.

47. Amy Nuttall

Actress | Downton Abbey

Amy Nuttall was born on June 7, 1982 in Bolton, Lancashire, England as Amy Abigail Nuttall. She is an actress, known for Downton Abbey (2010), Emmerdale Farm (1972) and New Tricks (2003). She has been married to Andrew Buchan since September 8, 2012. They have one child.

Not bad for a read head... A bit of fire!

48. Jenna Coleman

Actress | Victoria

Jenna-Louise Coleman (born 27 April 1986), professionally known as Jenna Coleman, is an English actress and model. Coleman was born in Blackpool, Lancashire, England, and began her acting career at an early age as a member of a theatre company called In Yer Space. She attended Arnold School, where ...

Moooon Head.. Very spherical.

49. Josie Taylor

Actress | Youth

Josie Taylor was born on April 14, 1983 in Somerset, England. She is an actress, known for Youth (2015), Doctor Who (2005) and Tamara Drewe (2010).

Massive chin again

50. Susy Kane

Actress | Endeavour

Susy Kane was born on August 27, 1978 in Dorking, Surrey, England as Susanna Kane. She is an actress and writer, known for Endeavour (2012), House of Anubis (2011) and Extras (2005).

Tiny lower half of the head - Really Richard?

51. Nicola Posener

Actress | The Bold and the Beautiful

Nicola Posener was born on October 18, 1987 in London, England. She is an actress, known for The Bold and the Beautiful (1987), Mythica: The Necromancer (2015) and House of Anubis (2011).

She's nice... One of my favorites so far!

52. Billie North

Actress | The Cut

Billie North was born on May 9, 1989 in England. She is an actress and writer, known for The Cut (2009), Ladders (2015) and Powers (2004).

She's nice as well

53. Michelle MacErlean

Actress | Abducted

Michelle MacErlean, born in England, is a British actress who owes her striking and versatile appearance to unusual mixed parentage.

After graduating from drama school in London, she went on to develop her craft, training in the 'Meisner Technique' at the Actors Temple London and more recently ...

Eyes are too small. Like little piss holes in the snow.

54. Kirsten Lea

The Soloist

Kirsten Lea was born in London, England and is the daughter of Charlie Lea, who produced and managed actor Anthony Newley, husband of actress Joan Collins.

Kirsten was brought up immersed in the acting profession and first appeared on stage at the tender age of four, when her father invited her to ...

Don't like her.

55. Esmé Bianco

Actress | Game of Thrones

British-born Esmé Bianco is an internationally-acclaimed actress and performer, best-known for her role as "Ros" in the Emmy Award-winning show, Game of Thrones (2011).

Degree-educated in Drama and Theatre Arts at London's Goldsmiths University; Bianco's acting career started with performances in ...

MASSIVE forehead! She looks older than she is.

56. Alana Morshead

Director | Peach Plum Pear

Alana Morshead was born on June 2, 1983 in Reading, Berkshire, England. She is a costume designer and actress, known for Peach Plum Pear (2011), The Story of Elle (2008) and Equals (2015).

Yeah she's nice. She'll do.

57. Lucy Evans

Actress | Coronation Street

Lucy Evans was born on September 1, 1985 in England. She is an actress, known for Coronation Street (1960), Mile High (2003) and Beacon77 (2009).

Yeah. Looking a bit cheeky again though.

58. Rebecca Hunter

Actress | Family Affairs

Rebecca was the lead singer in the pop group All Stars, who starred in a CITV programme called _"StarStreet" (2000)_. She was also a presenter for Pop World on Channel Four.

Where do I recognise her from?? Yeah she's alright.

59. Jaala Pickering

Actress | The Humdrummer

Jaala was born in a small town in Cornwall, England to creative parents. Her father being a successful musician, she always had a love for the arts. She became a dancer at a young age and performed with several companies, but gave this up to go to film school at the age of 19.

After graduating Jaala...

Very odd shaped head. It would just put me off.

60. Alexandra Wescourt

Actress | Bug

Alexandra Wescourt was born on July 12, 1975 in London, England as Alexandra Michele Wescourt. She is an actress and producer, known for Bug (2002), Ugly Betty (2006) and Brookside (1982).

Yeah she looks quite nice.

61. India Dupré

Producer | Stripped

India was born in Leigh-on-Sea England, about an hour out of London and there lived with her mother, singer BB Dupre and rock and roll pianist father John Denton. At 4 years old a Doctor recommended a move to a warmer climate to cease India's asthma. BB then moved to Australia with India, her ...

Very odd shaped head too, its not the right proportions.

62. Laura Carter

Actress | Dead Ringer

Laura Carter was born on September 13, 1985 in Bradford, Yorkshire, England as Laura Kate Sutcliffe. She is an actress, known for Dead Ringer (2018), Emmerdale Farm (1972) and Once Upon a Time in London (2018).

* Nods in approval * - She looks alright.

63. Tara Leniston

Actress | The Medallion

Tara is the oldest of 4 and spent most of her childhood traveling around the world with her family. At the age of 18, Tara was spotted by Jackie Chan while she was working at Channel V in Hong Kong. The martial arts actor signed Tara to his agency and became the first female westerner he ever took ...

Hmmm yeah bit sort of yeah whatever.

64. Francesca Brown

Actress | Breathe

Francesca Brown was born on April 23, 1983 in London, England. She is an actress, known for Breathe (2009), Legacy (2010) and The Hunter's Moon (2009).

I like Francesca mmmm very nice pictures.

65. Chloë Crampton

Actress | Chastity Bites

Chloë Crampton was born on June 19, 1989 in London, England as Chloë-Charlotte Alexandra Crampton. She is an actress, known for Chastity Bites (2013), Hollyoaks: The Morning After the Night Before (2009) and Princess Kaiulani (2009). She has been married to Steven Crowley since July 13, 2016.

She looks like she's having a poo.. She's very jawy and spherical head... She's defo making a moon fish.

66. Nicola Mycroft

Actress | Seed of Chucky

Nicola Mycroft was born on May 16, 1982 in Ascot, Surrey, England as Nicola Louise Mycroft. She is an actress, known for Seed of Chucky (2004), A Certain Justice (1998) and The Wonderful World of Disney (1995).

Hmm yeah she's OK

67. Anneka Svenska

Actress | outTHERE

Anneka Svenska is an actress, UK TV presenter and animal expert, with a 20-year history in TV, theatre and film. She is most famous for her successful Channel 5 cult show outTHERE (2001), which ran for three years. Anneka wrote and hosted this movie show as fictional spoof character "Eden", - a ...

Ooo no I don't like the horse teeth!

68. Inga Brooksby

Actress | Down to Earth

Inga Brooksby was born on October 29, 1988 in Barnsley, South Yorkshire, England. She is an actress, known for Down to Earth (2000), Holby City (1999) and Doctors (2000).

Your final choice was a man with a massive chin? She only lives up the road too.



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