Linda brings over new boyfriend Trevor, a fit young man who thinks she's 27 years old. Showing off her catch, she has Trevor bare his sexy abdominal six-pack, prompting Bill to display his less-than-sexy middle-aged kegger. Having a capable man about the house, Judy puts him to work handling chores Bill can't seem to manage. To show that he can be at least the near equal of Trevor, Bill joins a roller-hockey league, buying all-new equipment for a sport he proclaims he's "born" to do. Judy must remind him of his closet of lost dreams, wherein reside the remnants of several past short-lived endeavors when Bill was "born" to fish, "born" to ski, and "born" to scuba-dive. Bill soon finds that he can't manage hockey, which leaves him so sore that he can't raise his arms. When Judy slights him for jumping into it, he chides her for not being athletic like he's trying to be, so she joins Linda for a workout session--and soon becomes just as debilitatingly sore as Bill.
—statmanjeff