- Jerry Bergner: [to Bill and the other poker buddies] If my mom looked like Judy, I'd marry her. You know what I mean.
- Judy Miller: I've done six loads of laundry and worked all day - I'm exhausted. All Bill has to do is pick up dinner on his way home.
- Gary Maddox: Well, that sounds fair.
- Judy Miller: You would think so, except when he walks in the door he's carrying one burger - for himself. Said he didn't realize that I meant for me and the kids, too.
- Gary Maddox: My God, if I did that, my wife would crack open my skull and fry my brains for dinner.
- Judy Miller: Not an option with Bill: We'd still be hungry.
- Bill Miller: Judy says great things about you.
- Gary Maddox: Ah, Judy says a great many things about you, too.