Ranking the Men of Charmed: Season 1
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It's pretty clear the show was really there for the dating and the romance and the ridiculous relationships. So... let's all get shallow (like that'll be hard) and rank the guys that stand out. And not just the ones that became romantic interests. (We're going by my standards here and I'd like to think I have a pretty good eye.)
Update: My original opinions can change at any time. Also, I hate IMDb's system of rearranging names/numbers (it won't let me just change the number, press enter, and move that person / movie up to the slot I typed in), so I've decided that I will make a separate list for every single season. Provided that I actually sit through them all.
Not listed: Prue's boss at the auction house. He's nice but, I'm trying to steer clear of men who have no IMDb.com photo or headshot.
Update: My original opinions can change at any time. Also, I hate IMDb's system of rearranging names/numbers (it won't let me just change the number, press enter, and move that person / movie up to the slot I typed in), so I've decided that I will make a separate list for every single season. Provided that I actually sit through them all.
Not listed: Prue's boss at the auction house. He's nice but, I'm trying to steer clear of men who have no IMDb.com photo or headshot.
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Ted King рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рдФрд░ рд╕рдВрдкрд╛рджрдХ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ рдСрдкрдирд╣реИрдЗрдорд░ (2023), The Bold and the Beautiful (1987) рдФрд░ Charmed (1998) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредTed King Maya Rodwell рдХреЗ рд╕рд╛рде 14 рд╕рд┐рддрдВрдмрд░ 2008 рд╕реЗ рд╡рд┐рд╡рд╛рд╣рд┐рдд рд╣реИрдВредHere's what I mean when I talk about Leo below. He needs some of Andy's "damn it, I'm in this relationship too!" kind of thing.- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
Allen Cutler рдХрд╛ рдЬрдиреНрдо 15 рдЕрдХреНрддреВрдмрд░ 1975 рдХреЛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛редAllen Cutler рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ Justified (2010), Cold Case (2003) рдФрд░ Charmed (1998) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредDoug (Episode 12) - Okay, I don't care what anyone thinks of my tastes. I like a hunky, big, hot, dopey guy who would probably let you have your way with anything you asked for. Beautiful push-over, nice guy, sweet and wears heart on sleeve. This guy is perfect for me! (And he's kind of like this in most of the roles I've seen him in. And his body is AMAZING!) (I know it seems like I took notches away from Leo for the same thing but I had a crush on this guy years before I saw this show.)- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
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Dorian Gregory рдХрд╛ рдЬрдиреНрдо 26 рдЬрдирд╡рд░реА 1971 рдХреЛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛редDorian Gregory рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рдФрд░ рдирд┐рд░реНрдорд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ Charmed (1998), The Lurking Man (2017) рдФрд░ Baywatch Nights (1995) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредI'm a COP! Yes, you are. I don't know how it works, but this guy's "I don't know what's going on but if you need a search warrant or a guy to say something out of place and doofily witty, I'm always here" really works for him. I mean, the guy's a mountain of beef without one discernible trace of jock stigma.- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
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рдорд╛рдЗрдХрд▓ рд╡реЗрдерд░реНрд▓реА рдХрд╛ рдЬрдиреНрдо 8 рдЬреБрд▓рд╛рдИ 1968 рдХреЛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛редрдорд╛рдЗрдХрд▓ рд╡реЗрдерд░реНрд▓реА рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рдФрд░ рдирд┐рд░реНрдорд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ Naval criminal invesgation service (2003), Dark Angel (2000) рдФрд░ Jamaica Man (2017) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредрдорд╛рдЗрдХрд▓ рд╡реЗрдерд░реНрд▓реА Bojana Jankovic рдХреЗ рд╕рд╛рде 6 рд╕рд┐рддрдВрдмрд░ 2009 рд╕реЗ рд╡рд┐рд╡рд╛рд╣рд┐рдд рд╣реИрдВредBrendan the Warlock Priest (Episode 18). No opinion, he's just really, REALLY hot.- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
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Brian Krause рдХрд╛ рдЬрдиреНрдо 1 рдлрд╝рд░рд╡рд░реА 1969 рдХреЛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛редBrian Krause рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рдФрд░ рдирд┐рд░реНрдорд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ Charmed (1998), Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) рдФрд░ рд╕реНрд▓реАрдкрд╡реЙрдХрд░реНрд╕ (1992) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредI'm waiting for the episode where I fall in love with Leo, but... it hasn't happened yet. He's always had a great butt but I'm starting to think this was a bad role for the actor. He's too wooden.- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
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Roy Abramsohn рдХрд╛ рдЬрдиреНрдо 19 рдлрд╝рд░рд╡рд░реА 1961 рдХреЛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛редRoy Abramsohn рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ Escape from Tomorrow (2013), Dying to Sleep (2023) рдФрд░ Searching (2018) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредRoy Abramsohn Betsy Gardner рдХреЗ рд╕рд╛рде рд╡рд┐рд╡рд╛рд╣рд┐рдд рд╣реИрдВред"Doctor" (Episode 6) - I'm logging this guy in because he went on to play the lead in that terrible movie about the people who gorilla-filmed that "documentary" about how weird Disney World is, Escape from Tomorrow. I hated it and I hated his character in it... but I had the major hots for him. (What? I like kind of like sleazy, weasely guys.)- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
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Billy Jayne рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рдФрд░ рдирд┐рджреЗрд╢рдХ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ Just One of the Guys (1985), рдХреБрдЬреЛ (1983) рдФрд░ The Beastmaster (1982) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредBilly (Episode 13) - He's changed a little bit since the 80's but he's still pretty hot. If you saw him in Just One of the Guys (1985), you probably wished all your friends had a little brother like him! That movie is on Netflix (Watch Instant) right now! Watch it and wait for his shirtless scene. It's incredible.- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
Victor Browne рдХрд╛ рдЬрдиреНрдо 24 рдордИ 1967 рдХреЛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛редVictor Browne рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ Tremors (2003), Lost (2004) рдФрд░ 54 (1998) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредVictor Browne Roselyn рдХреЗ рд╕рд╛рде 2000 рд╕реЗ рд╡рд┐рд╡рд╛рд╣рд┐рдд рд╣реИрдВредClay (Episode 12) - Well, he's definitely the best guy for Phoebe. That the show will probably ever give her. Unfortunately... he has absolutely no personality. He's insanely hot though. With more time on the show, who knows what could develop?- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
Tim Herzog The Animal (2001), The Joe Schmo Show (2003) рдФрд░ The Bold and the Beautiful (1987) рдореЗрдВ рдЕрдкрдиреЗ рдХрд╛рдо рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредHans (Episode 5) - just there to take his shirt off. Great upper body. And that's about it.- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
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Charles Rahi Chun Next (2007), рдЬрд╛рдБрдмрд╛рдЬ рд╕рд┐рдкрд╛рд╣реА: рднрд╛рдЧ - рей (1994) рдФрд░ Scrubs (2001) рдореЗрдВ рдЕрдкрдиреЗ рдХрд╛рдо рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредLaurence Beck (Episode 13) - I always had a little thing for him when he was on Scrubs. He didn't get a lot of screentime but he had a way of making you miss him when he wasn't around.- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
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Brad Greenquist рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рдФрд░ рдкрд╛рддреНрд░ рдЪрдпрди рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ рдкрд╛рд▓рддреВ рд╕реЗрдореЗрдЯрд░реА (1989), Ali (2001) рдФрд░ Water for Elephants (2011) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредI know he played the creepy-ass zombie in Pet Sematary. I know he's always creepy... But, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't thinking of what it would be like to kiss him in all those shots when he got in his victims' faces and they kind of were thinking he was going to try and... you know the rest. He's very smooth. And his hair is sexy.- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
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Matthew Ashford рдХрд╛ рдЬрдиреНрдо 29 рдЬрдирд╡рд░реА 1960 рдХреЛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛редMatthew Ashford рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рдФрд░ рдирд┐рд░реНрдорд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ Days of Our Lives (1965), The Bay (2010) рдФрд░ рд╕реНрдкреАрд╢реАрдЬрд╝ (1995) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредMatthew Ashford Christina Saffran рдХреЗ рд╕рд╛рде 6 рдЬреВрди 1987 рд╕реЗ рд╡рд┐рд╡рд╛рд╣рд┐рдд рд╣реИрдВредWhen we get to guys like this, I know I'm going to have to explain who they were. This was Roger, Prue's nasty boss who took her ideas and her promotion in the first episode. As forgettable the moment you saw him as he is now.- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
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Billy Wirth рдХрд╛ рдЬрдиреНрдо 23 рдЬреВрди 1962 рдХреЛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛редBilly Wirth рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рдФрд░ рдирд┐рд░реНрдорд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ The Lost Boys (1987), MacArthur Park (2001) рдФрд░ рдмреЙрдбреА рд╕реНрдиреИрдЪрд░реНрд╕ (1993) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредEpisode 10: Matthew the Salem Warlock guy. I know he was in The Lost Boys but that hair really doesn't do it for me. And his character was boring.- рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░
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Shawn Christian рдХрд╛ рдЬрдиреНрдо 18 рджрд┐рд╕рдВрдмрд░ 1965 рдХреЛ рд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛редShawn Christian рдПрдХ рдЕрднрд┐рдиреЗрддрд╛ рдФрд░ рд▓реЗрдЦрдХ рд╣реИрдВ, рдЬреЛ Meet Dave (2008), Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001) рдФрд░ As the World Turns (1956) рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдорд╢рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИрдВредShawn Christian Arianne Zucker рдХреЗ рд╕рд╛рде 16 рдЕрдЧрд╕реНрдд 2024 рд╕реЗ рд╡рд┐рд╡рд╛рд╣рд┐рдд рд╣реИрдВредJosh - I'm a huge fan of this guy... but he's utterly unrecognizable as a blond. Looks terrible.