The first half of this episode sees Ren, after a humiliating experience at the beach, electing to have some pectoral implants. Can Stimpy, his kind donor, keep up with Ren's new lifestyle? Next, the two respond to a job vacancy guarding the Lincoln memorial. Will they succeed, while under the watchful eye of a transvestite Army Officer, in finding a mythical treasure hidden inside the very statue they guard?
—Guardia