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Censor (2021)
Censor is a unique and worthwhile addition to the horror genre that's a must-see for genre enthusiasts
I recently watched the UK film 🇬🇧 Censor (2021) on Hulu. The storyline follows a woman whose job is to assign ratings to horror movies and determine if any content needs to be censored or removed. This woman's sister disappeared when she was young and has been pronounced legally dead. She is convinced her sister is still alive. Eventually, her sister and her job collide in unexpected ways.
Directed by Prano Bailey-Bond in her directorial debut, Censor stars Niamh Algar (Raised by Wolves), Michael Smiley (The Lobster), Nicholas Burns (The World's End), and Sophia La Porta (Four Weddings and a Funeral).
This film exceeded my expectations. The movie scenes in the background are creative and well-executed, featuring great gore and kill scenes. As reality and the horror movies blend, it creates an engaging universe for the storyline to unfold. The overall concept is unique and a fresh addition to the horror genre. The acting is authentic, and you can feel the conflict within the main character. The plot includes some smart twists and turns, and the ending is straightforward but fits the overall premise well.
In conclusion, Censor is a unique and worthwhile addition to the horror genre that's a must-see for genre enthusiasts. I would score this a 7-7.5/10 and recommend giving it a shot.
McLintock! (1963)
McLintock! Is a straightforward western with enough fun scenes to make it worth watching for fans of the genre
I recently watched McLintock! (1963) on Prime. The storyline follows a lawless Wild West filled with Native Americans, bandits, corrupt officials, and ranchers trying to make a living. McLintock is a rancher who decides enough is enough and sets out to keep the peace among the locals.
Directed by Andrew V. McLaglen (The Wild Geese), this film stars John Wayne (True Grit), Maureen O'Hara (Miracle on 34th Street), Patrick Wayne (Big Jake), Stefanie Powers (Herbie Rides Again), and Jack Kruschen (The Apartment).
This is a fairly cliché, straightforward western with a mediocre storyline. However, the characters are fun, and the fistfight scenes are amazing. McLintock's back-and-forth with his wife provides a light-hearted and entertaining subplot. John Wayne delivers his character perfectly; his drunk scenes are hilarious, and his legendary spanking scene adds to the humor. Unfortunately, there aren't any real shootouts or over-the-top action scenes that stand out.
In conclusion, McLintock! Is a straightforward western with enough fun scenes to make it worth watching for fans of the genre. I would score this a 6/10 and recommend seeing it once.
The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989)
The Toxic Avenger Part II is a significant step down from the first film, but it's still a fun ride
I recently rewatched The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) on Shudder. The storyline picks up with the Toxic Avenger having finished solving crime in Tromaville and deciding it's time to find his father. He's tricked into thinking his dad is in Tokyo so a new villain can take over the city. Will Toxie return in time to save his family and friends?
This film is co-directed by Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman, who also worked together on The Toxic Avenger. It stars John Altamura (Heaven Becomes Hell), Phoebe Legere (King of New York), Michael Jai White (Spawn), and Jessica Dublin (Trinity is Still My Name).
I always love the settings, sets, costumes, music, and gore in these films. The opening kills in this one are absolutely awesome, featuring a creative use of roses 🌹 that always makes me smile. There's also a legendary scene involving an ear. The ladies in this are gorgeous, particularly Phoebe Legere and the crazy topless Asian ladies scene, which always cracks me up. The father storyline is more fun than substantial, serving mostly to fill time between great fights and kills. The opening narration and flashbacks are well done too. There's just so much to enjoy here.
In conclusion, The Toxic Avenger Part II is a significant step down from the first film, but it's still a fun ride. I would score this a 7/10 and strongly recommend it.
To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar is a lighthearted comedy that's unique and worth a watch
I recently rewatched To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar on Tubi. The storyline follows two New York drag queens who win an opportunity to participate in a Hollywood drag queen contest. They decide to forgo flying so they can take on an apprentice and show her the ropes. When their car breaks down, they need to convince some small-town folks to help them out, and they may help the town out in the process.
This film is directed by Beeban Kidron (Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason) and stars Patrick Swayze (Dirty Dancing), Wesley Snipes (Demolition Man), John Leguizamo (Spawn), Stockard Channing (Practical Magic), Chris Penn (Reservoir Dogs), and Jason London (Dazed and Confused).
The movie boasts a fantastic cast, even if they make ugly women. The acting is very good, and the dialogue and circumstances are entertaining. The plot is lighthearted and fun to watch unfold, although the comedy is hit or miss. The "get your hand off my dick" scene was hilarious, while the basketball sequence was cheesy. The ending was rewarding and worth the journey.
In conclusion, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar is a lighthearted comedy that's unique and worth a watch. I would score it a 6/10 and recommend seeing it once.
Savaged (2013)
Avenged is a fun revenge picture that isn't great but is worth a watch
I recently watched Avenged (2013) on Prime. The storyline follows a def girl who is dragged into the desert and beaten, raped, murdered and buried. An Apache spirit helps her return to the world of the living to seek revenge.
This picture is directed by Michael S. Ojeda (The Russian Bride) and stars Amanda Adrienne Smith (Dreams of Solace), Marc Anthony Samuel (Say Uncle), Rodney Rowland (The Walking Dead), John Charles Meyer (The Millennium Bug).
This isn't a good movie, but I enjoyed it way more than I anticipated. The acting and dialogue are painfully bad, and the cinematography is inconsistent. The storyline is an obvious knockoff of "I Spit on Your Grave." However, the kill and gore are excellent. I loved the diverse methods the kills were executed. There's a great use of a pool stick that's a must see and fun use of human intestines. There's also a cool use of a muscle car.
In conclusion, Avenged is a fun revenge picture that isn't great but is worth a watch. I would score this a 5.5/10 and only recommend it if you're looking for something different.
Cocaine Cowboys: Reloaded (2014)
Cocaine Cowboys Reloaded is entertaining and worth a watch, but only if you haven't already seen Cocaine Cowboys
I recently watched Cocaine Cowboys Reloaded (2014) on Tubi. The storyline follows Miami in the early '80s, when the city transformed from a retirement haven to a hub of drugs, sex, and violence, becoming the cocaine capital of the US. The war on drugs overwhelms the local government, and without external assistance, there's little hope of stopping the international drug cartels dominating the city.
Directed by Billy Corben (Broke), the film excels in interviewing individuals involved in the intricate details of drug pickups and drop-offs, as well as contracted hitmen of the era. Having enjoyed Cocaine Cowboys, I found Cocaine Cowboys Reloaded to be much of the same. While it includes 30 more minutes of interviews and content, most of the film recycles footage from the original. There are slight variations, with some areas offering more details and others less, but overall, it follows the same narrative as Cocaine Cowboys, without enough new content to make it worthwhile if you've seen the original.
In conclusion, Cocaine Cowboys Reloaded is entertaining and worth a watch, but only if you haven't already seen Cocaine Cowboys. I would score this an 7/10 and strongly recommend it to new viewers.
Ghostbusters (2016)
Ghostbusters tries to relaunch the universe and crashes in the process
I recently watched Ghostbusters (2016) on Tubi. The storyline follows a paranormal outbreak in New York that causes two old friends who wrote a book on the subject to reunite. They bring some new friends into the mix and decide to work together to save the city from ghosts and ghouls. But what is the source of the recent outbreak?
This film is directed by Paul Feig (Bridesmaids*) and stars Melissa McCarthy (The Heat), Kristen Wiig (Bridesmaids), Kate McKinnon (Bombshell), Leslie Jones (Lottery Ticket), Chris Hemsworth (Thor), and Charles Dance (Game of Thrones).
Unfortunately, this movie misses the mark in writing, casting, and execution. Why completely relaunch the series without directly referencing the originals as inspiration? If you're going to relaunch the series, why have Bill Murray and Ernie Hudson cameos in non-continuity roles? The female gadget-making character was fairly annoying and not as funny or interesting as intended. Chris Hemsworth's character was not funny, underutilized, and didn't add much to the film. Even the jokes were recycled throughout the movie, like the "crease" jokes and random "woman's parts" references. The villains should have been much better developed, though the CGI was impressive.
In conclusion, Ghostbusters tries to relaunch the universe and crashes in the process. I would score this a 4/10 and recommend watching the originals instead.
Growing Pains (1984)
Bad Manners is a delightful coming-of-age film with fun characters and circumstances
I recently watched Bad Manners (1984) on Tubi. The storyline follows a group of kids at an orphanage who run things their way and have fun doing it. When one of the kids is adopted and begs to stay with them, the friends escape the orphanage and set out on an adventure to find and rescue their adopted friend so they can stay together forever.
This film is directed by Bobby Houston (Shogun Assassin) and stars Karen Black (Five Easy Pieces), Martin Mull (Clue), Anne DeSalvo (Arthur), Pamela Adlon (Grease 2), Edy Williams (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls), and Kimmy Robertson (Honey, I Shrunk the Kids).
I enjoyed this movie much more than I anticipated. Yes, the scenarios were unrealistic, but the kids are wild, vulgar, and unpredictable, which I loved. Karen Black was phenomenal and added a different brand of comedy compared to the juveniles. There's a football helmet sequence that cracked me up. The use of spray paint in the settings and the blood brothers scene, reminiscent of most boys' childhoods, added to the fun. There was also some unexpected nudity, including a random nude nun sequence. The open ending was magic.
In conclusion, Bad Manners is a delightful coming-of-age film with fun characters and circumstances. I would score this a 7/10 and recommend it if you're looking for something different.
La mesita del comedor (2022)
The Coffee Table is a unique horror/thriller that is well-written and even better executed. It's a slow burn but a brilliant, tragic journey.
I recently rented the Spanish thriller The Coffee Table (2022) on Prime. The storyline follows a couple who recently became parents and are learning to work together. One day, the husband is left home alone to take care of their newborn while the wife is out and coming home with dinner guests. The husband has an accident, and the night takes a dramatic turn for the worse.
This film is directed by Caye Casas (Asylum: Twisted Horror and Fantasy Tales) and stars David Pareja (Amigo), Estefanía de los Santos (Unit 7), Claudia Riera (Black Snow), and Josep Maria Riera (Asylum: Twisted Horror and Fantasy Tales).
The premise of this film is wild and gripping. The events unfold rapidly, and you squirm throughout, trying to imagine how someone could cope with such a situation. The acting is excellent, capturing the predicament perfectly. The settings and atmosphere are tense and immersive, with a constant sense of an "elephant in the room" known only to one character and the audience. When the reveal happens, it's jaw-dropping.
In conclusion, The Coffee Table is a unique horror/thriller that is well-written and even better executed. It's a slow burn but a brilliant, tragic journey. I'd score it an 8/10 and strongly recommend it.
The Boxtrolls (2014)
The Boxtrolls is a unique addition to the animated genre with a compelling universe and brilliant animation
My daughter and I recently watched The Boxtrolls (2014) on Netflix. The storyline follows an orphaned young boy who was raised by boxtrolls living under the city. He tries to convince other youths to help him protect the boxtrolls from an evil bureaucrat who sees this venture as an opportunity to climb the political ranks.
This film is co-directed by Graham Annable (in his directorial debut) and Anthony Stacchi (Open Season), and features the voices of Ben Kingsley (Schindler's List), Jared Harris (Chernobyl), Nick Frost (Shaun of the Dead), Richard Ayoade (The IT Crowd), Tracy Morgan (30 Rock), and Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead).
This is such an underrated film with a magnificent universe, characters, and animation style. It reminded me a lot of Tim Burton's animated films. The storyline is smart and fun to watch unfold. The selection of voices was perfect for the characters. It was easy to root for the trolls, and the villains portraying stuffy Englishmen who enjoy cheese was hilarious. I thoroughly enjoyed the dark atmosphere throughout the entire film and the idea that the good guys lived in the dark. The action scenes were a lot of fun, as was the final showdown between the trolls and humans. There's a lot to like here.
In conclusion, The Boxtrolls is a unique addition to the animated genre with a compelling universe and brilliant animation. I would score this an 8/10 and strongly recommend it.
In a Violent Nature (2024)
In a Violent Nature is a unique and entertaining addition to the horror genre that falls short of its potential, but I'd definitely watch a sequel
My wife and I saw In a Violent Nature (2024) at a screening at Alamo Drafthouse last night. The storyline follows a spirit that is awoken by some local campers, and they soon discover that this spirit has 60 years of pent-up anger, which they are about to experience firsthand.
This film is written and directed by Chris Nash (ABCs of Death 2 segment), in his directorial debut, and stars Ry Barrett (Cult Hero), Andrea Pavlovic (Learn to Swim), Cameron Love (An Unexpected Killer) and Sam Roulston (Mood).
I'll start by saying I wanted to like this movie much more. This is a very unique slasher in terms of its filming, storytelling, and overall cinematography. The horror elements are top-notch, featuring some of the best kill scenes I've seen in 2024. The unique kills and elite gore are absolutely awesome. Unfortunately, the story itself is extremely stale. There are excessively long sequences of walking or running through the woods with nothing happening. While this gives a realistic feel to how a real serial killer might operate, and their victims, the camper elements are purposely clichéd and cheesy, with bad lines and terrible acting. This intentional bad dialogue doesn't fit the killer's narrative. The campfire narration of the backstory is especially awful. On the other hand, I loved the killer, his backstory, and his presentation. This movie could have been much better with improved editing, a better cast, and a slightly bigger budget.
In conclusion, In a Violent Nature is a unique and entertaining addition to the horror genre that falls short of its potential, but I'd definitely watch a sequel. I would score this a 6/10 and strongly recommend it.
The Cotton Club (1984)
The Cotton Club isn't Francis Ford Coppola's best work, but it is a fun gangster love story
I recently watched the Francis Ford Coppola film The Cotton Club (1984) on Tubi. The storyline follows a jazz musician who gets his big break thanks to his acquaintance with a gangster. Unfortunately, they're in love with the same girl. As the musician rises to fame, he might not want to share her with the gangster anymore.
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola (The Godfather), this film stars Richard Gere (Pretty Woman), Gregory Hines (A Rage in Harlem(, Diane Lane (The Outsiders), Bob Hoskins (Who Framed Roger Rabbit), Fred Gwynne (Pet Sematary), and Nicolas Cage (Face/Off).
This is a very well-crafted film with a fun storyline worth following. The attire, sets, props, and cars are fantastic, and it features a unique and engaging love story. The action scenes were impressive, especially a gory and memorable throat stab. The characters and dialogue were first-rate. James Remar (The Warriors) was a great villain and easy to root against, while Bob Hoskins was perfect as the intermediary. Richard Gere was solid, and though the love story was decent, the tap dancing scenes truly steal the show, despite some scenes dragging. The ending was a perfect way to conclude the story.
In conclusion, The Cotton Club isn't Francis Ford Coppola's best work, but it is a fun gangster love story. I would score this a 7/10 and recommend seeing it at least once.
Tetsuo: The Bullet Man (2009)
This may be the weakest film in the Tetsuo trilogy, but it is unique and entertaining enough to make it worth a watch
I recently rented Tetsuo: The Bullet Man (2009) on Prime. The storyline follows a father who loses his son in a tragic accident. Shortly after the tragedy, he sees the driver from the accident that killed his son. This triggers an outrage inside him, causing a chemical reaction that transforms him into a metal killing machine out for revenge.
This film is written and directed by Shin'ya Tsukamoto (Tetsuo: The Iron Man) and stars Eric Bossick (Equals), Tomorô Taguchi (Tetsuo: The Iron Man), and Yutaka Mishima (Silence).
The opening credits and introduction always get me fired up for another Tetsuo movie. This film features elite cinematography and has a unique, artistic flair. The background soundtrack and sound effects are once again top-notch. This film introduces new weapons, body configurations, and an entirely new premise. I enjoyed the new movements and the gore; the kills are always cool, but at times the film feels too clean and polished. I also felt they could have done more with the main character. The conclusion was solid and a fitting ending to the trilogy.
In conclusion, this may be the weakest film in the Tetsuo trilogy, but it is unique and entertaining enough to make it worth a watch. I would score this a 6.5/10 and recommend seeing it once.
The Wrestler (2008)
The Wrestler is a unique and well-crafted character piece with a compelling storyline and fantastic acting
I recently rewatched the Darren Aronofsky classic The Wrestler (2008) on Tubi. The storyline follows an aging wrestler whose body is starting to break down as he searches for meaning in life. He seeks love from a stripper and his estranged daughter, finding both relationships challenging. He struggles to settle back into normal life and find purpose outside the ring. Wrestling might be his only source of happiness, but can he continue forever?
This film, directed by Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream), stars Mickey Rourke (Sin City), Marisa Tomei (My Cousin Vinny), Evan Rachel Wood (Thirteen), and Mark Margolis (Requiem for a Dream).
This movie is absolutely brilliant in so many ways and truly an elite character piece. The Wrestler and Angel Heart are probably tied as my favorite Mickey Rourke performances. His character's evolution, circumstances, goals, trials, and tribulations are exceptionally well presented. The nuances of his lifestyle, both inside and outside the ring, are fascinating, compelling, and overwhelming. This is one of those films where there's a sliver of hope for a happy ending, but you keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. The meat slicing scene makes me cringe every time, and the final shot is a perfect and realistic conclusion. There's just so much to like here.
In conclusion, The Wrestler is a unique and well-crafted character piece with a compelling storyline and fantastic acting. I would score this a 10/10 and strongly recommend it.
Fallout (2024)
Fallout is the perfect blend of science fiction and horror, with a massive universe that sucks you in like Game of Thrones
My wife and I finally finished Fallout (2024) on Prime. The storyline follows a post-apocalyptic world where a nuclear bomb has destroyed civilization. The surface is plagued by radiation, while some survivors live in commercial bunkers underground. When a bunker community is invaded and its leader kidnapped, his daughter offers to leave the bunker to find and rescue him. She's in for a rude awakening as she discovers just how different the world is from her bunker.
This series was co-created by Geneva Robertson-Dworet (Captain Marvel) and Graham Wagner (Silicon Valley) and stars Ella Purnell (Yellowjackets), Walton Goggins (The Hateful Eight), Aaron Moten (Emancipation), and Leslie Uggams (Deadpool).
The special effects, attire, soundtrack, and backdrops brilliantly pull you into the universe and storyline, keeping you locked in. The series weaves multiple storylines that intersect and collide by the end. Interestingly, the main character is the hardest to root for, while the characters around her are the most fascinating. The subplots are well-developed and smart, and the circumstances feel realistic. My favorite episode featured the "organ donor" robot sequence and the drug maker concluding shootout. The Michael Rapaport episode and the foot sequence were also excellent. The final war for the head was a great climax, effectively closing out plot lines and setting up new ones for season 2.
In conclusion, Fallout is the perfect blend of science fiction and horror, with a massive universe that sucks you in like Game of Thrones. This is a new classic that I would score a 9/10 and strongly recommend.
Babes (2024)
Babes is a smart addition to the comedy genre, similar to "Booksmart."
My wife and I watched Babes (2024) in theaters this evening. The storyline follows lifelong best friends as they transition into family life and motherhood. One of the friends unexpectedly gets pregnant and stumbles into motherhood. This news is almost immediately followed by tragedy, testing the best friends' relationship like never before.
The film is directed by Pamela Adlon (44 episodes of Better Things) and stars Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Michelle Buteau (Zootopia), Hasan Minhaj (No Hard Feelings), John Carroll Lynch (Fargo), and Stephan James (If Beale Street Could Talk).
Babes is a unique and well-written addition to the comedy genre. The characters are authentic and experience realistic circumstances. The dialogue is sharp, and the situations are creative. Some of my favorite moments included the boy milking conversation, the scenes where they are high, the brother doctors at the lab, the ongoing poop references, and the "needle" situation, all of which were hilarious. The birth scenes are also well done. The storyline has a great premise and a rewarding ending. My only complaint is that some conversations felt overdone and there were a few cheesy moments.
In conclusion, Babes is a smart addition to the comedy genre, similar to "Booksmart." I would score it an 8/10 and strongly recommend it.
Club Dread (2004)
Club Dread is a worthwhile horror comedy that's a fun watch with the appropriate expectations
I recently rewatched the horror comedy Club Dread (2004) on Tubi. The storyline follows an isolated resort on an island where booze flows, drugs are plentiful, there's an abundance of pretty people having sexual relations...and a serial killer is on the loose.
This film is written, directed by, and stars Jay Chandrasekhar (Super Troopers). It also stars Bill Paxton (Aliens), Kevin Heffernan (Super Troopers), Brittany Daniel (Skyline), M. C. Gainey (Wild Hogs), and Tanja Reichert (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang).
This is a movie that I always enjoy but find a bit uneven. The cast and performances are outstanding. It's impossible not to love Bill Paxton and M. C. Gainey in this. The film does a great job of not taking itself too seriously. The kills in this are weak, but there are some fun corpses and good use of blood. The "gymnast" sequence was the highlight for me, and the resort going crazy at the end was a lot of fun. However, I always wish the killer reveal was better. I'm surprised this doesn't have a sequel.
In conclusion, Club Dread is a worthwhile horror comedy that's a fun watch with the appropriate expectations. I would score this a 6.5/10 and recommend seeing it once.
Ride Along 2 (2016)
Ride Along 2 is a worthwhile addition to the comedy genre and as good as the first one, if not better
I recently watched Ride Along 2 (2016) on Tubi. The storyline picks up with James assigned a new mission and Ben still dreaming of becoming a full-fledged police officer. Ben's wedding to James' sister is approaching, but he isn't getting along with the wedding planner at all. Ben's fiancée begs James to take him on his next assignment, and he reluctantly agrees. It seems like everything is working out perfectly for everyone...except James.
This film is directed by Tim Story (Barbershop), and stars Ice Cube (Friday), Kevin Hart (Jumanji), Benjamin Bratt (Miss Congeniality), Ken Jeong (The Hangover), Bruce McGill (Law Abiding Citizen), and Glen Powell (Top Gun).
The cast for this movie is impressive, with multiple fun cameos. The storyline and dialogue feel fresh and avoid rehashing the "same old content" from the first film. The action scenes are very well shot, with a Fast and Furious feel. The comedic content is worthwhile, and there's a "GTA" segment that had me cracking up. The final wedding sequence was also good, with a bit of a Bad Boys vibe.
In conclusion, Ride Along 2 is a worthwhile addition to the comedy genre and as good as the first one, if not better. I would score this a 7/10 and recommend seeing it once.
Nadie oyó gritar (1973)
No One Heard the Scream is a worthwhile Spanish giallo that I would recommend to fans of the genre
I recently watched the Spanish giallo 🇪🇸 No One Heard the Scream (1973) on Shudder. The storyline follows a female escort who opens her apartment door and sees her neighbor dropping a woman's body down the elevator shaft. He forces her to be his accomplice, and a unique relationship forms.
This film is directed by Eloy de la Iglesia (El Pico 1 & 2) and stars Carmen Sevilla (Glass Ceiling), Vicente Parra (The Cannibal Man), Maria Asquerino (Dying of Laughter), and Antonio Casas (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly).
This is one of those films where unexpected events keep unfolding. It has very creative twists and turns and is well-written. The acting by the two main characters is solid. The background sound effects and overall soundtrack create the perfect atmosphere. The elevator shaft sequence is particularly well done. There's a fun boat scene that could have been executed better but was still entertaining. All the ending scenes at the camp gave me anxiety, especially once some of the characters revealed their true intentions. The film also has a smart conclusion.
In conclusion, No One Heard the Scream is a worthwhile Spanish giallo that I would recommend to fans of the genre. I would score this a 7/10 and recommend seeing it at least once.
Jezebel's Kiss (1990)
Jezebel's Kiss had all the ingredients for success but fails in execution and the casting of the crucial main character
I recently watched Jezebel's Kiss (1990) on Tubi. The storyline follows a woman who arrives in a small town and begins relationships with several residents while asking questions about a woman who has been missing for a long time. As she starts uncovering strange things about the missing woman, people start dying around town. How is the woman connected to the deaths and the long-missing woman?
This film is directed by Harvey Keith (Mondo New York) and stars Malcolm McDowell (A Clockwork Orange), Katherine Barrese (Payback), Everett McGill (Twin Peaks), Meg Foster (They Live), and Meredith Baxter (Family Ties).
This movie had so much potential, with a Twin Peaks vibe, an interesting storyline, and a solid cast. However, it fell short due to one critical issue: the poor casting of the main character. Katherine Barrese's performance was flat and couldn't keep up with the rest of the cast, despite her beauty. The soundtrack was solid, but Keith also missed the mark on the delivery of the flashbacks, which felt awkward. Additionally, the ending father/son fight was strange. I did enjoy the overall twist at the end.
In conclusion, Jezebel's Kiss had all the ingredients for success but fails in execution and the casting of the crucial main character. I would score this a 5/10 and recommend seeing it once.
Malatesta's Carnival of Blood (1973)
Malatesta's Carnival of Blood is an underrated horror gem that's a must-see for enthusiasts of the genre
I recently watched Malatesta's Carnival of Blood (1973) on Tubi. The storyline follows a boy who goes missing at a carnival and his family who visits the carnival looking for him. Unbeknownst to them, the carnival is run by a vampire and his lackey, who has an army of the living dead. Can the family overcome the odds and rescue their son, or will they just be the next victims?
This film is directed by Christopher Speeth in his lone directorial project and stars Hervé Villechaize (Fantasy Island), Lenny Baker (The Paper Chase), Janine Carazo, Jerome Dempsey (Tune in Tomorrow), and Williams Preston (Waterworld).
This movie is amazing. Who wouldn't want to see the actor from Fantasy Island running around shooting a shotgun? The groundskeeper is such a cool character, and the zombies look great. However, it's the setting that steals the show. This couldn't feel more like a 70s county fair where who knows what happens after it closes. This film takes it to the next level with man-eating zombies in the background. There's a fun decapitation scene, despite the use of classic red paint-colored blood. The gore elements are also pretty good. There's a lot to like here.
In conclusion, Malatesta's Carnival of Blood is an underrated horror gem that's a must-see for enthusiasts of the genre. I would score this a 7-7.5/10 and strongly recommend it.
Desperado (1995)
Desperado is an elite addition to the action genre that I would highly recommend
I recently revisited Desperado (1995) on Netflix. The storyline follows a town ruled by a ruthless drug kingpin. A mysterious man arrives in town claiming to be a mariachi looking for work at the same time a foreigner arrives for a major drug trade. Things get mixed up, and the mariachi becomes a target of the kingpin. The mariachi may have no choice but to go to war with the drug lord.
This film is written and directed by Robert Rodriguez (Planet Terror) and stars Antonio Banderas (Interview with the Vampire), Salma Hayek (From Dusk Till Dawn), Steve Buscemi (Reservoir Dogs), Cheech Marin (Born in East LA), and Danny Trejo (Machete).
This movie is magnificent in just about every way. The settings, props, and soundtrack all pull you into the universe and keep you locked in. The dialogue is epic, and every conversation at the bar is legendary. The beer references throughout the movie are hilarious, as is the "pissing joke" sequence with Tarantino. Banderas and Hayek are easy to root for, and Trejo is a menacing henchman. The shootouts and kills are intense, gory, and creative. The dialogue and acting feel authentic, with a pulp feel in many ways. The storyline is a fun blend of action, love, tragedy, and triumph. This really is an epic action picture.
In conclusion, Desperado is an elite addition to the action genre that I would highly recommend. I would score this a 9.5/10.
Baby Reindeer (2024)
Baby Reindeer tackles numerous topics related to the journey of life. There's a lot to learn from this series
I finally watched the short series Baby Reindeer (2024) on Netflix. The storyline follows a bartender who is an aspiring comedian, down on his luck in his love life, and living with his ex-girlfriend's mother. One day, a woman comes into his bar, and feeling sorry for her, he decides to be nice to her. She instantly becomes obsessed with him, and what initially seems fun and playful quickly gets out of hand...
This series is written, directed by, and stars Richard Gadd (Fully-Charged Videos), and also features Jessica Gunning (Pride), Nava Mau (Generation), Shalom Brune-Franklin (Our Girl), and Tom Goodman-Hill (The Imitation Game).
Baby Reindeer is a fascinating real-life character piece that goes much deeper than I anticipated. The elements of stalking and how they relate to ego, self-worth, and obsession are intriguing, but so are the themes of grooming and self-discovery. The series explores the complexity of life and the uniqueness of everyone's journey. The evolution of the protagonist's outlook on his parents is particularly striking. The story is very sad in many ways but also emotionally and functionally compelling. This is a deeply engaging experience.
In conclusion, Baby Reindeer tackles numerous topics related to the journey of life. There's a lot to learn from this series. I would score it a 9/10 and strongly recommend it.
Bad Teacher (2011)
Bad Teacher is a unique and worthwhile addition to the comedy genre that's a must-see
I recently rewatched Bad Teacher (2011) on Hulu. The storyline follows a gold-digging teacher who, after being dumped by her fiancé, returns to her teaching job with a new motivation: to raise funds for breast implants. She looks to manipulate the students and fellow teachers to accomplish her goal but may find herself in the process...
This film is directed by Jake Kasdan (Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story) and stars Cameron Diaz (Charlie's Angels), Justin Timberlake (Trolls), Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), Kathryn Newton (Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania), and Lucy Punch (Into the Woods).
The movie boasts a unique premise and fun characters and settings. The cast is perfectly selected, and Cameron Diaz delivers a standout performance. The storyline is well-written and smarter than one might anticipate, with clever side characters. Lynn is an amazing character, and Justin Timberlake's awkward and wild jean sex scene is memorable. The comedic content is consistent and had me cracking up. The car wash scene and the bathroom sequence were hilarious. The ending has a smart, full-circle element that is well executed.
In conclusion, Bad Teacher is a unique and worthwhile addition to the comedy genre that's a must-see. I would score this a 7/10 and strongly recommend it.
Madman (1981)
Madman is a worthwhile 80s summer camp slasher that's a must-see for horror enthusiasts
I recently watched Madman (1981) on Shudder. The storyline follows a summer camp where, at night, the counselors tell horror stories to the kids and each other around the campfire 🔥. When they recount the tale of Madman Marz, a local murderer, killings start happening in the area again. Could he be back, or is someone else responsible?
This film is directed by Joe Giannone in his line directorial project and stars Gaylen Ross (Dawn of the Dead), Tony "Fish" Nunziata (Deadly Hero), Harriet Bass (An Empty Bed), and Jan Claire (Star Trek: Voyager).
Madman is a quintessential 80s summer camp slasher movie, a genre that thrived in the early 80s. The costume and presentation of the killer are solid, as are his backstory and setup. The kills are excellent, with great blood splatter and gore. While ax killings are the primary focus, there's also a notable hanging. The film features the typical 80s nudity and a fun ending sequence that perfectly wraps up the storyline. I enjoyed this one a lot.
In conclusion, Madman is a worthwhile 80s summer camp slasher that's a must-see for horror enthusiasts. I would score this a 7.5/10 and strongly recommend.