The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror (1990)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson
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Quotes
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Narrator : Quoth the raven...
Bart : Eat my shorts!
Lisa Simpson : Bart, stop it! He says, "Nevermore", and that's all he'll ever say.
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The House : Hmm. Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?
[the house implodes in on itself]
Bart : Bitchin!
Lisa Simpson : It chose to destroy itself rather then live with us. You can't help but feel a little rejected.
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Lisa Simpson : [about the basement of the house] Mom, dad, look! It's an ancient Indian burial ground.
Bart : Man, this place's got everything!
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Lisa Simpson : STOP! Don't you see what's happening here? Theyr'e fattening us up so they can eat us!
Homer : Come on, Lisa.
[along with other mumbles by the family]
Lisa Simpson : If you don't believe me, then just look at this book that I found!
[holding up the books that reads: How to Cook Humans; they all gasp]
Homer : Whoa, she's right!
Kang : Humans, you have stopped eating...
Homer : Listen you big stupid space creature: Nobody, but nobody eats the Simpsons!
Kang : I beg your pardon?
Homer : Don't play dumb with me, we found your book.
Kang : What? You mean this? It's a harmless cook book; it's just a little dusty.
[he opens a panel on his clear head casing and blows on it; now the book reads: How to Cook For Humans]
Bart : Ahhh...
[Bart exhales in relief]
Lisa Simpson : Wait a minutes...
[she blows on it; now the book reads: How to Cook Forty Humans]
Lisa Simpson : Ah-ha!
Kang : Wait - there's still more space dust on here...
[he blows on the book cover again; now it reads: How to Cook for Forty Humans]
Kang : Let me get this straight, you thought...
Kodos : They thought we were going to eat them!
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Bart : Wait a minute, that's a school book.
Lisa Simpson : Don't worry, Bart, you won't learn anything.
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Narrator : Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer...
Homer : Sir...
Narrator : ...said I...
Homer : ...or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; / But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, / And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, / That I scarce was sure I heard you.
Narrator : Here I opened wide the door.
Bart : This better be good.
Narrator : Darkness there and nothing more.
Homer : Huh?
Bart : You know what would've been scarier than nothing?
Lisa Simpson : What?
Bart : Anything!
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Homer : Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!
Narrator : ...I shrieked, upstarting...
Homer : Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! / Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! / Leave my loneliness unbroken!-quit the bust above my door! / Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!
Narrator : Quoth the Raven...
Bart : Nevermore.
Homer : [quietly] Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door.
Narrator : Quoth the Raven...
Bart : Nevermore!
Homer : Why you little!
Bart : Uh-oh!