Lords of Dogtown (2005)
Emile Hirsch: Jay
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Quotes
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Jay : [to Sid] I'll let you bang my mom!
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Kathy Alva : Take your boxers off.
Jay : No way.
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Jay : Dude, you just got patty slapped.
[boys begin to laugh]
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Skip : [after Stacy received the Z-boys t-shirt at the diner] You earned it, bro...
Sid : Yeah, you're one of us now!
Jay : That maggot has always been one of us.
Skip : Yeah, wear it with pride, man.
Stacy : You know I will!
Skip : Hey, Stacey, that t-shirt will get you more titty than you ever dreamed of, man!
[laughs]
Kathy Alva : I got my boy covered, Skip.
[laughs]
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Jay : [the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool, Sid comes out of his house] What did he say?
Sid : "Sid, are you high? The pool's for swimming!"
Jay : Tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.
Sid : He said if you got hurt, you'll sue him.
Jay : We're not gonna sue him.
Sid : He said your parents would.
Stacy : Our parents can't even afford lawyers.
Tony : Hey, let me talk to him.
Sid : Hey, the only Mexicans my dad talks to push lawnmowers.
[Tony grabs him playfully]
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Jay : [Biniak yells in Sid's ear, making him wipe out] dude, he's got that inner ear thing!
Bob Biniak : Suck my inner ear, Jay-Boy!
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Jay : [talking to Kathy] Gimmie Kitty!
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Jay : [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of the vintage ass!