Taking Care of Business (1990)
Burke Byrnes: Prison Guard
Quotes
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Jimmy Dworski : Half a day. Just a half a day. I'll make it up when I come back. I'll give you 2 weeks.
Warden Toolman : [Shakes head no as if struggling with the decision]
Jimmy Dworski : OK OK I'll give you 2 weeks solitary.
Warden Toolman : [Nods yes] No can do.
Jimmy Dworski : Aw, COME ON! Lighten up, will ya? This game is SO important to me. It REALLY is. Come on this is just a minimum security prison, for Christ's sake!
[Warden and guard look up as if offended]
Jimmy Dworski : I mean a MAXIMUM minimum security prison - it's a tough prison, though.
Warden Toolman : Take away his TV priveleges.
Jimmy Dworski : Aw, COME ON! You can't take away my TV! I GOTTA watch the game. Come on - please don't be an asshole, all right?
Warden Toolman : Did you call me an asshole?
Jimmy Dworski : [to guard] Did I say "asshole"? I didn't call him an asshole, did I?
Prison Guard : Yep.
Warden Toolman : Take away everyone's TV priveleges, and let them know whose fault it is. NO ONE is gonna watch the game!
Jimmy Dworski : No - you can't... You can't!
Warden Toolman : NO ONE!
Jimmy Dworski : I didn't mean to call you an asshole - that's not what I meant! I meant assWIPE! You're an assWIPE!
[to guards]
Jimmy Dworski : And you - you LOOK like an asshole! And you look like another asshole!