Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
- Episode aired Feb 14, 2005
- TV-14
- 22m
It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.
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- TriviaThis episode won an Emmy Award for 'Outstanding Multi-Camera Sound Mixing for a Series or Special'.
- GoofsIf Jake had been out in the cold rain for too long, he would have gotten sick, but he didn't.
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[first lines]
Alan Harper: [shouting on the phone] Do you just get up in the morning and figure out ways to make me crazy? Is that what you do? You, you plot it out? "How can I make Alan miserable today? How can I reach into his chest, *rip* out his heart and suck it dry?"
Charlie Harper: Mom, or ex-wife?
Alan Harper: [hand over phone] Ex-wife.
Charlie Harper: Hi, Judith!
Alan Harper: Charlie says, "Hello".
Alan Harper: She says, "Hi".
[shouting again]
Alan Harper: You're evil and selfish, you know that? No! No! No, I, I think that *is* a helpful comment! I pay you alimony and child support so that you can have a nice house, a nice car and every weekend free because I've got Jake! And yet, you're telling me that *you* need a *vacation*! Oh, really? Oh, really. And what, exactly, is stressing you out, Judith? It is the weekly manicure? The housekeeper?
Charlie Harper: The boob lift.
Alan Harper: [phone] The boob lift?
Charlie Harper: That you paid for.
Alan Harper: [phone] That I paid for!
Charlie Harper: And never got to see.
Alan Harper: [phone] And never got to see! No! No! No, you listen to me! I think you lead a damn fine lifestyle that I work sixty hours a week to support! So, if anybody needs a vacation, it's not you, it's me! Alright then! Good-bye.
Alan Harper: [to Charlie] Um, Judith's going to Hawaii for a week, so Jake's staying here.
Charlie Harper: [sarcastically] I'm shocked.
- SoundtracksManly Men
(Theme Song)
Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre
Performed by Dominik Hauser (upright bass), Elizabeth Daily and studio musicians (vocals)
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