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The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Don't believe all the hate
Honestly this felt like a great sequel to the original trilogy. I've read an overwhelming amount of hate on here but don't believe it. See it for yourself.
The Crown and the Dragon (2013)
If you have a vivid imagination and love low budget movies with bad stunts, this is for you!
The stunts in this movie were horrible. It felt like the director gathered a bunch of drunks from the local pub and paid them to be in a movie. Any fight scene you find in this will look like the drunks were too inebriated in order to coordinate properly. The special effects appear as though they were made on a 15 year old computer running Windows ME operating system.
The acting (during dialog only) wasn't overly bad, but that is about all this movie had to offer. I seriously felt like I could make a better movie with a $100 camcorder and a couple of bored friends. The plot was weak and predictable. I can honestly say that the CIA should use this movie as a new form of torture. Do not waste taxpayers money on torture devices, just simply strap the terrorists to a chair and make them watch this movie on repeat until they talk.
This got a huge 2 from me only for the very few times I chuckled from the pseudo-witty dialog. I have never given a movie on IMDb a 2 before, but this one takes the cake. They should have named this movie the Yawn and the Flagon. Seriously, spend your money elsewhere. The director sure did.
The Audience Strikes Back (2008)
Throw this one in the trash
Okay...the title is totally misleading as it implies that this group of people talk for a couple hours about Star Wars. In all honesty there's about 10 minutes of filmed Star Wars discussion. Then, as a true metaphor to current society, these random "fans" go off on personal and political issues that have NOTHING to do with Star Wars. Seriously, Star Wars fans stay away from this steaming pile of fecal matter. Unless you like reality television, in which case a lot can be said. To give this film a half a star, I will point out that a Fundamentalist Christian gets choked. I give the kid 10 points for style (in that he not only read my thoughts and everyone else's at the table) in that he didn't know how to use the Force...yet he still chokes this babbling idiot because the Christian can't keep his judgmental mouth shut for 10 minutes. Seriously, ditch this garbage.