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Return in Red (2007)
Terrible even by direct-to-video standards.
I honestly can't think of anything more boring than this movie. Literally. Nothing comes to mind. I can't stress this enough.
It's supposed to be a horror movie. But nothing happens. There's an ominous van that goes around with a radar dish poking out of it, shooting rays at people. One woman gets blasted with them, and proceeds to... sleep in all day. Then, once fifty five minutes of the movie have passed and nothing aside from the boring, boring life of a small town was shown, the woman beings to bang her head against the wall. Color me terrified.
Choice bits of dialogue:
"Did you take half of my super sandwich?" "What sandwich?"
"So you're saying a strange humming knocked out your TV? What did it sound like?" "Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"