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Capital Punishment (2003)
skip this one
Kind of a weird movie... I had read it was pretty violent, but it appears to be more of a drama. The story is not explained enough; things just happen and you have to sit back and watch it happen without knowing why. It's like this is a sequel or something and I have missed the first part. The violence in this movie is almost like it is censored: A fighter gets knocked out in a boxing ring (you see everything but the punch), a guy pulls a gun and you hear him cock it (but you never see the gun), a guy is tortured by a butcher (!) but you don't see him being cut up...and so on, and so on.
Pretty lame movie if you ask me. Don't bother watching it.
The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)
this is an insult to the word 'comedy'
I rated this movie as AWFUL (1). After watching the trailer, I thought this movie could be pretty cool. "Guaranteed to offend...everyone!" the trailer said. Well...it did offend me, because this movie really sucks. It is hardly a comedy, as I laughed about two seconds during the entire movie. And what's with all the gays in this movie? I'm not gay and I don't have a problem with those who are, but what's the point of adding so many gay-scenes in a so called comedy movie, when these scenes are absolutely not funny? I guess the director is a gay man in denial, or something like that.
So my advice to you is: if you want to waste good money, go rent a good comedy you've already seen a million times, you'll be better off than watching this Mother Of All Lousy Comedy's. It really is total crap.
The Marksman (2005)
please god make it stop!
This one of the worst movies I've seen this year. Although I had read negative comments about it, I went and watched it anyway. Which was a total waste of about 180 minutes: 90 min watching this crap and another 90 minutes of discussing how awful this movie was.
Wesley Snipes doesn't even appear to have a leading role, he just pops up now and then. And when he does, you can see the expression on his face saying "oh my god, what was I thinking when I signed the contract for this lousy movie". He only shoots a couple of bullets and I can't even remember if he threw a punch or two. Guess he didn't.
By the way, the story is pretty poor too and the special effects...well, they are poor too.