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Vrijeme za... (1993)
worst war movie
This fares as probably one of the worst movies I've seen in my entire life. Or tried to watch pass the 30-minute mark. Now, it's true that it was given to me by a Croat who precisely intended to show me in what a dire state the Croatian cinema was in the 90's, but I simply wasn't prepared for this kind of shock. Watching it, I remembered my college years when they showed us some nazi propaganda films from the 30's and some grotesque Russian commie video pamphlets. Basically, this movie is a Croatian version of it. In the movie you have the Serbs being painted as black as is theoretically possible to paint a nation, while we know that the War in the Balkans was much less black and white story. And OK, let the picure be black and white, it wouldn't be the first such film, but here it is done with so little taste, that you really wonder if the director was older than 12 when he made this. This was a movie with such a gargantuous B quality that during most scenes I could only LMAO. It would probably fare much better as a comedy than as a war movie which it was intended as.
Bal na vodi (1985)
Re: Pro Jury
Although the lead actress is STRIKINGLY beautiful, the plot stands little chance of acceptance because too many distracting details face the audience during the unfolding of the story.
One may believe that middle-class teen-age school girls in the 1950's easily gave away their virginity without thought of marriage to 30-year-old's they barely know, but I doubt it.
"EASILY GIVE AWAY VIRGINITY"? WHAT A SHREWD REMARK ABOUT THIS FILM. TRULY.
One may believe that young high school teens are highly self-confident and self-assured as they interact with their elders in complex social situations, but my experience has been, more often than not, teenagers feel very awkward and act clumsy as they experiment in the adult world.
YOU JUST AREN'T AT ALL ABLE TO SEE THE WORLD OTHER THAN THROUGH YOUR OWN EYES? THAT'S SAD.
One may believe that a experienced medical doctor would not know the pungent oder of Stroptomycin -- the smelly fermenting byproduct of busy earth microbes -- and not detect that some lifeless bland powder is fake, but I think not.
AND ANOTHER "EXPERT" OPINION DRAWN FROM EXPERIENCE. DANDY.
One may believe that 30-something-year-old troublemakers can enter into, and hang around inside, a public school rec hall during a school social and make trouble, but I think that school socials are traditionally a protected environment and parents, chaparones and school staff would be around to prevent this.
NOW BE A GOOD SPORT AND TELL US AT WHICH INSTITUTION YOU GREW UP.
One final nit, throughout Hey Babu Riba the five teenage friends referred to themselves as the foursome. There is probably an explanation why the FIVE were the FOURsome, but because it was never detailed, each reference distracts from each scene.
OF COURSE THERE'S PROBABLY AN EXPLANATION. GOOD JOB FIGURING THAT OUT! NOW I'LL BE GENEROUS AND WILL HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY: ALTHOUGH IT WAS TRANSLATED AS A GENERAL "FOURSOME", THE WORD "čETVORKA" HAS ANOTHER MEANING: IT'S A SPORTS TERM USED TO DESIGNATE A 4M OR 4W SETUP - A ROWING CREW CONSISTING OF 5 PERSONS: 4 ROWERS AND A COXSWAIN.
This movie did not ring true for me.
WE SHOULD ALL HEED TO YOUR COMPETENT AND PRAISEWORTHY OPINION. DUDE.