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Top Chef (2006)
The Recipe Is Drama
I love this reality show, and the food looks great. The chefs are the one's the really get me attached to the show. The first three were good and I was happy for Harold and Hung to win, I thought in Season 2 Marcel should have won over Illan. Marcel did all these stuff a person or a chef couldn't do, Illan did all Spanish. Also Sam should have went to the finale 2. In the 4 Season things really cook up when 2 lovers in Top Chef double there chance. In each season I hated Tiffni, Illan, Howie, and now Lisa. At first she was okay, but when she thew Dale and Andrew under the bus and made them both go home made me sad. Ihope she doesn't go 2 the final, she's a b###h. Lot's of hope to Richard and Stephine. Tom is one tough judge to please, an even harder one is Eric. He is one mean son of a gun, he can take you down with one word. Glad that Ted and Gail are back and the lovely Padma. She really beats season 1's judge. And now the competition continues, watch Top Chef the best cooking show. Never missed one Episode, hope you watch it cause you won't be disappointed.
The Suffering (2004)
It Will Leave You Wanting More
This was one of my first video games that was rated M and I love it so much and still do. I still can't believe I didn't commented this video game first.But now I will, and for all you people who wants to play a scary survival game with lots of gore than play this game. The monsters were cool and it also teaches history, about the war and all soldiers/prisoners death that are real life people. They are also going to make a movie of it(hope they won't screw this movie up). Anyways if you play this in the dark, cold weather, and nobody around you will start to feel that you are in the game. There are scary moments when those f#####g Slayers or Noosemens come out of nowhere. This has a lot of thinking to go to the next level and also love the idea of other people in the game helping you(tip:don't kill them so quickly, they could help you).And those Infernas are annoying, and when some of those Slayers revive is scary and awesome.I haven't had this much fun since playing Resident Evil 4 or GRT: San Andres. Please, buy this game, I highly recommend it. It has 8.9, soon in the range of 9.0 or higher. You won't be disappointed.
One Missed Call (2008)
This couldn't be called a movie
This movie was terrible, I had high hopes for this movie. When I saw the trailer it was good, when everybody saw the trailer it was good. But when you go and see it, it is like crap, horrible, it stinks, and gives a bad feeling in your stomach. This movie had a good plot, but this director was on crack when he did this movie. The movie started good when the prediction was happening the deaths were, then we got to the school. The whole point of that was to waste time, the best he could come up with is a girl who dies and tries to call someone and the teddy bear's song gets recored. And the whole scene didn't make sense, I have never seen a bad movie in my life like this movie except are we done yet but...anyways. Then there was still more and it was finally getting good and then there was the ending, everyone booed. It ends with the cell phoning ringing and the girl is still alive, I could come up with 10 better endings then what the director put. Only three parts I liked, some deaths with a bit of scares, the teddy bear song( creepy music), and getting out of the movie theater. This movie was terrible put only some parts saved it to get 2 stars.
Leprechaun 3 (1995)
This by far is the best Leprechaun, the others were dumb,didn't follow through and bad casting. This wasn't a good movie but I would watch it if I'm bored. There were funny parts, the cast was quite good, and a bit of gore. I don't know why any of these actors be in a movie like this, they could do better. But this movie had a good plot that a man found the Leprechaun's gold after he killed a pawn shop owner. And a great place for Leprechaun would be Las Vegas. I just wished they showed more gore. My favorite part was when the lady was blown to pieces, that was funny. But the movie needed to follow though with the first and second part because I am confused of how that bum found the Leprechaun.That is why I give this movie 7/10, because of a good cast.
300 Stars For Me
This is the greatest historical movie ever as a graphic novel book. When I saw the preview I was going to see this movie no matter what. And when I saw it, I saw more than what I have seen. Even if they extended they way the monsters looked it was great, the action, romance war they had in Sparta. Zack did his best in this movie, it blows your mind and makes you part of the movie. The Persions may have more allies to help but were imperiled to the Spartans. This is a great movie to learn what happen back in Greece a long time ago. Even the all mighty Xerxes couldn't kill them because they worked as a group, all the same moves turns and kills. They were as one, unlike the Persions.This was great and had to have 10 stars, bravo 300, your in my top.
I Want To Play A Game
I want to play a game called death because my god what a great movie. There have been a lot of bad horror movies and remakes but this is totally different, new, and great ways of a death traps. Seeing the people killing themselves when the master mind Jigsaw set them up. This is a movie about two guys locked in the room trying to get out but they are locked in with a saw and tape recorders. Leaving clues on how to get out but meanwhile these detectives come and see these other death that people got themselves killed with these traps. Saw will have you wondering and figuring out how will they get out and you is this Jigsaw. And a bigger twist, the doctors family is with Jigsaw. And in order to get his family he must do two things and you will find out when you watch the movie.
30 Days of Night (2007)
The Scariest, Dark,Gory,Chilling,Heart-pounding Vampire Movie Ever
Many cirtics are giving this movie one , one and a half, or two. But this movie really deserves three or four, that's how good this movie is. It had scary music to give the chills, the unsuspecting kill that the Vampires kill to give suspense, and great gore for the deaths. This is a simple movie about a town that are getting killed by Vampires, but for 30 days of night. As the days go by one by one the survives die and I love the scary music to go with them dying. I haven't seen a good vampire movie since John Carpenter's Vampires. If you think the graphic novel is gory and exciting, wait till you watch it. The only thing wrong about this movie was the ending. First I wish the vampire fight was longer and he killed more of those vampires. Second is I think everyone should have died. Not four survives, and the way the died was sad but I was hoping the ending that since he kissed her wife before he died she should have turned into one for the sequel.Lastly if you were in the movie theater there were subtitles that were distracting. Again, a great,gory, suspenseful movie and I know this movie shall do well because of the director. I have to loved this movie because this was a dark version of what if Vampires existed. The cast was great, loved kills, this is the best Vampire movie because of Sam Raimi. Give this guy a big hand. This movie needs to have 9/10, keep making movies like these.
Are We Done Yet? (2007)
The Title Should Be Changed To Is This Done Yet
I mean when I saw Are We There Yet, I thought it was finished from there but no. They had to do Are We Done Yet. I mean, if they know the first one was bad why are they making another one, what is wrong with these directors. They are making some bad squeals or remakes that are in the bottom and they still continue. Soon another one is going to be called Are We Having Fun Yet, well guess what, no. And for sure this movie would at least be better than the first, but it is worst. I should be stupid for watching this piece of crap. Let me tell you for all that didn't see this movie yet, you made the right choice. Soon, these dopes will make the third, then the fourth, then more. Make sure you will never see this, the only funny jokes are in the trailer. That's it.
Two Movies For The Price Of One
This was an amazing double feature film, this was the one film that America has just waited for. Now Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez have finally made their best movie and they were working together. They made other great movies like Sin City, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn, and Once Upon A Time In Mexico. But Grindhouse will be the greatest hit of their movies. The first feature is Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror. It's about a group of survivors must stop an evil of dead after an experiment went wrong. Rose McGowan did a great job playing Cherry, a gal without a leg and then becomes a gun. Freddy Rodriguez did the "never miss killer guy" which was perfect for him as EL Wray. Josh Brolin who did Dr.William Block who was a very crazy guy in Planet Terror and lastly the bad ass chick besides Cherry was Dr.Dakota Block. Then was Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof, it was about a guy named Stuntman Mike who is having a fun time with a bunch of girls, by killing them. He is risking his life as well as the girls who are inside the car, and he always comes back alive with his car. This was a great part for Kurt Russell for playing Stuntman Mike, he raises the roof. All the girls which were awesome, no regrets because Jordan Ladd, Tracie Thoms, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Zoe Bell were bad ass chicks. But Rose McGowan, Rosario Dawson and Vanessa Ferlito were the real girls in Death Proof that showed these girls are hardcore. This movie has it all, gore, action, and nudity.This movie will be in the top for all Tarantino and Rodriguez fans, this sure is in my top.
The first one is Planet Terror which is about the military send out monsters the infected people, the soldier's are to but they use this mask with gas to heal them.So in this little town Cherry was with El Wray were talking then crash, then a monster tears out Cherry's leg, not bit. El Wray takes here to the hospital were also is a room full out infected people. The disease spreads and I'll stop up to here, but when you watch the rest it a hardcore action fill with gore, sex, and guns. This part deserves 4 stars. The next is Death Proof, a more calmer movie or is it when a derange driver Stuntman Mike comes in the film.A bunch of girls are about to have a ride to hell, in the beginning there are a set of girls that really matched and had stuff to say, then with Stuntman Mike look at these girls and have fun with them he kills them and boy was it gruesome.
Then the next set comes and they were a bit uninteresting, it was the same thing only this time in the car chase, it switches. The girls are after have, which I think was funny and I liked how it ended. If u want to find out if they killed him or not, watch it. To me as a horror movie no, as a action, funny movie yes so 3 and a half stars to me. And of course the great trailers. Machte, Don't, Thanksgiving, Werewolf women of the S.S., and Hobo with a Shotgun. The ones that were best and should be a movie is Machte and Thanksgiving. Machte for action and Thanksgiving for a s##t full of gore. Watch Grindhouse now, a total 4 star movie.
The Thing (2002)
No One Can Trust Anybody
I love "The Thing" movie was the greatest movie ever made by John Carpenter and now they made "The Thing" the video game, what more could you ask. I'm speaking to all of "The Thing" fans to save some money and buy "The Thing" video game, you won't be disappointed after playing it. I have to say they should have made it long ago but they still made it. This video game shows the rest of the film from "The Thing" and the plot was amazing, it beings with a thing monster attacking two workers and killed while someone was watching. Then showed Blake and his team searching for survivors but what they had was a thing adventure. Many died and only one rescue team person will survive but the question is can you survive "The Thing". This shows blood, monsters, curse word, three main thing monster and the fourth thing is the mother-load of the things, can you have trust with you and your teammates, do they have what it takes to survive with your or would you feed them to the things.And there are many bodyguards to kill from the middle to the end. Now can you handle this creepy monster game and beat the mother of the things and beat Whitly and your team to help you or will you die and on never to know what happens at the end. Two more "things", I want to thank the band "Saliva" for the ending song which is very "cool".And lastly the ending and the mid-beginning show a special someone from "The Thing and you'll find out only if you play the game.