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The Immortal Voyage of Captain Drake (2009)
Awful
1) The accents were cringe-worthily bad. I wasn't sure if I was listening to Cornish, Irish, Spanish or Klingon. The lead actor, particularly, was perfectly capable of putting all four into his lines and randomly mixing them up.
2) Rarely will you see an American "period" film which does anything but recklessly re-write history, usually to the detriment of the country or people it targets (bitter that America doesn't have one?). This is among the worst for that crime, but take a look at the writer and director and you cannot, surely, be surprised.
3) Considering it was made in 2009, I was under the impression I was watching something from the 70s. Poor acting on a scale as bad as "Land Of The Giants", poor story and even worse editing.
Miranda (2009)
is this what we are reduced to?
More staggering than how bad this "comedy" is, is the number of people who rave about it. have we all had lobotomies, or has PC killed off true humour to be replaced with this verbal dishwater?
Formulaic, predictable, mind-numbing, drab and poorly acted. Comedians aren't people who attempt to say funny lines, they are funny people!
Not one person in this toilet paper of a production is a genuinely funny person.
Even at a time when British humour has been all but killed off by PC paranoia, this is particularly bad. Only Mrs Brown's Boys compares for being so awful!
UTTERLY DREADFUL.