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The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Not enough titties or sex scenes
Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the violence presented in this movie. The special effects and acting were also pretty good.
However, my main problem in the movie came from the lack of sex. As far back as when they were created, exploitation movies have thrown in random acts of sex/nudity to help create contrast to the violence on screen. Contrast is important in all works of art, even exploitation movies like this.
Please don't take any of this the wrong way, I love Jesus. In fact I think I love him more than any of the other so called 'Catholics' on this so called 'website.' I love Jesus and I certainly would have loved to have seen him stripped to the skin (rather than have his skin almost stripped off).
There are other movies in this genre that have been doing quite well recently. If I recall correctly, SAW didn't have any nudity either.
But SAW was garbage. Absolutely filthy. Just degradation of the human spirit and body. Movies like that should be banned.
But if its my personal savior and hero getting his ass handed to him for the whole film, then in the Lord I trust.
Surrealistic Masterpiece of Epic Proportions
From the days of Bunuel and Dali to the years of Fellinni and Lynch to be followed by the genius that is The Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
"If you do not understand, you should not be here," we're warned.
For those who attempt to make sense out of the abstract mess that is life, avoid. For those who can appreciate the nonsensical absurdity that it holds, view and love. It's just so goddamn beautiful and anybody who criticizes the 'pointless' nature of this film, try finding anything of an otherwise nature.
A vital attack on censorship, the senses, and sense itself. With animation so beautiful in it's simplicity, voices that could not fit better (specifically the Master Shake), and the freshest thing since Darwinism.
A cinematic meditation.