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Crash and Burn (1990)
One of my favourite full moon movies ever!
I've always liked movies about folks trapped in a building/house/isolated area/etc and this Full Moon production didn't disappoint me.
Hottie Ganus arrives at some TV station in the middle of the desert and shortly after people begin to die. Ward was cute as the teenage girl with an obvious crush on Ganus. LaRue I felt was wasted, Moseley was great as always as the robot gone bad. McClellan and Armstrong who play prostitutes are there to boost the body count as well as McGee.
The acting I felt was adequate, some of the big robot effects were passable, but I did liked the 2 or 3 bloody death scenes and Moseley's scene where we find out he's a robot, just wish the men had shown as much skin as the women.
My Night in Town (2004)
Average telemovie of the week
Unknown cast gives its all in this pretty average made for TV movie. (No one has reviewed this one so I will give the plot as well, you've been warned).
Pretty girl Samantha (Wilkins) storms out of her apartment after her parents pay her a surprise visit and proceed to interrogate her with the usual questions: dating anyone? find a new job yet? why not move back home? etc, etc.
She decides the best way to calm down is to visit her best friends, none of which are home. After all, it is Friday night lol. Trying to find her friends she bumps into drunk co-worker Gary (Rox) who was dumped a few hours ago. After dealing with that mess, Samantha stops at a beauty parlour ran by her sister Dina (Sharp), unfortunately for both gals a bunch of punks break in and a fairly well edited fight ensues. Eventually Samantha finds her friends Alma (Bates) and Shauna (Russell) at an open all night dinner where they meet a cute guy (Wilcox) and the movie ends.
The version I saw was the unedited one, with lots of male and female nudity and simulated sex. Apparently the DVD has been edited for content or something.
I give it 5 out of 10.
Bosque de muerte (1993)
Watched this on Satellite cable last night. I don't speak Spanish, but my husband does and he loves these flicks. Even though I didn't understand the dialog, the movie was pretty good.
Three couples on vacation and a caretaker are murdered one by one during a stormy night. One or two deaths were off screen, but the rest were on-screen. A guy gets his leg chopped off in the opening five minutes, a girl gets an ax to the forehead, another gets her throat slit, a guy gets his stomach slashed.
My favorite scene involves two terrified girls all alone in the cabin when a head comes flying through a window.
Good slasher flick, with some humor thrown in.
This movie begins with two counselors: Vicky and Ben (Stacy Ann Wilkins and Reuben Rox) walking in the woods looking for a perfect spot to have sex. After they are done, she decides to go swimming, he goes back to the camp, the camera follows him to the cabins where we meet some of the male campers: Angel, Oscar and James (Terrence Baker, Pedro Gutierrez and Michael Cruz), we also meet counselor Ned (Christopher Williams) who happens to be smoking pot in the bathroom. Once he is finished he walks out of the cabin bumping into fellow counselor Candy (Suzanne Hart), she's on her way to the girls cabin and as she enters we can tell they are already up, all of them are in the shower: Urzula, Sue, Chelita and Minnie (Jill Meyers, Candice Sharp, Maya Tesashita, Liza Moore). This was a very lenghty shower sequence inter-cut with the guys showering at the same time.
At the dining hall we meet the camp's owner Mrs Gere (Lynne West), nurse Tina (Alison Cuffe) and two more counselors: Gus and Mimi (Kent Gregory, Deborah Jolson). As campers and counselors are eating breakfast a fight breaks out between Angel and James, counselors Ben and Gus separate them, in the process Gus is cut with a knife, nurse Tina tends to him, they go to her office and make out.
I guess all these scenes were for the audience to learn a little about all of the characters and they succeed as we quickly discover who are bitches, spoiled rich kid, the drug addict, the nice counselors, the counselors who don't give a damn, etc.
And now the body count:
1= Counselor Mimi - knife through mouth, little blood.
2= Camper Angel - off-screen stabbed in eye with icicle, no blood.
3=Counselor Ben - stomach slashed with machete, guts come out.
4=Counselor Vicky - machete on shoulder while naked, some blood.
5=Counselor Gus - ax buried in chest, quite bloody.
6= Camper Chelita - ax to the head, little blood.
7= Counselor Ned - beaten to death with shovels.
8= Camper Oscar - drowned in lake.
9= Nurse Tina - leg chopped off, lots of blood.
10= Mrs. Gere - stabbed in the stomach with knife, bloody.
11= Camper Minnie - off-screen, found dead on bed, throat cut open.
12= Camper James - hand chopped off, foot stabbed with knife, scalped with machete, very bloody.