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The Worst Film You'll Ever Love!
OK, I'll admit it, I actually loved this film! I couldn't stop watching it, perhaps partly because of how poor the production was, or maybe because of the simplistically wonderful concept.
The acting is TERRIBLE, the direction is out of a third rate Mexican soap opera, the sound, lighting and editing are ridiculously bad and the plot is as thin as the chance anyone other than serious horror fans will like this movie.
I think it is so funny that this is a movie about a Japanese reality TV show set in America, but cast with Canadian actors with accents as thick as Canadian bacon.
Do yourself a favor and watch the film, just don't expect much out of it.
Hollywood Sex Wars (2011)
Funny, Witty, Smart, Sexy and Stylish!
Writer/director Paul Sapiano does it again in his new film, Hollywood Sex Wars. A follow up to his cult hit, The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down, Sapiano delivers a comedic punch that will appeal to Hollywood hipsters, small town suburbanites, and everyone in between!
Based on actual experiences, we follow Johnny Eyelash, a suave, sophisticated player - maybe the coolest dude in Hollywood. He leads a group of hapless guys looking for action, through the minefield of love and the trenches of sex and straight into the wars that go on every night in Hollywood. Ya' know the war...guys lookin' to score and chicks lookin' for more! Hollywood Sex Wars!
The guys' opposition is fierce, though! These sexy girls are no easy match for this rag tag group ofnew recruits. Big Wendy, Little Wendy, and the rest of the ladies' crew have gotten together to form their own sort of trade union, so that together they can use their sexuality to combat the guerrilla tactics that Johnny Eyelash and his protégés have unleashed against them.
What ensues becomes a battle of keen wits, small bits and big t*ts.
Do yourself a favor and watch it now. You'll be glad you did.
And hey, there are tons of hot chicks in this movie! What more could you want?!?!?!
This Must Be the Place (2009)
Better than getting a res at Dorsia on a Friday night
Miles Fisher does it again!
Just when you thought that it wasn't possible for anyone to do a better impersonation than Fisher's Tom Cruise in Superhero Movie, Fisher masters a spot-on take on Christian Bale's character, Patrick Bateman, in American Psycho - a great, great film, and a personal favorite. Fisher brilliantly captures every nuance of Bale's facial expressions, mannerisms, timing and gestures.
Not to be outdone by his fine acting performance, Fisher's musical interpretation of the Talking Heads' "This Must Be The Place" provides a modern twist and an epic mediation on the 80's classic. Fisher's take deepens and enriches the original version of the song.
I actually bought his three song album after viewing this piece. Fisher has really come into his own, commercially and artistically.
The concept, art direction and direction are skillfully crafted, making this short worth viewing over and over again.
Miles Fisher has hit a new peak of professionalism.
Now I have to return some video tapes.
Red Riding Hood (2011)
Romantic Horror? Romantic comedies are bad enough. Stay away!
If you like horror films, stay away from this one. I prefer my horror films, well....horrific, not romantic. You've heard of romantic comedies? Well, this is a romantic horror film!
I can see how thirteen year old girls might like this film. It's basically attempting to disguise itself as a horror film, but rather comes off more like an entry in the Twilight series, except not as good. It has all the same character types as Twilight, but is boring beyond belief.
True horror fans...do yourself a favor and stay away. Don't waste your time on this one! There are hundreds of better horror films you'd be better off seeing.
Hunting Season (2000)
Literally the worst "film" I've ever seen - and I've seen a lot of films!
I have rated many thousands of films to date on IMDb and this is the very first comment I've ever left! I only leave a comment about this "film" because it is literally the worst "film" I've ever seen.
There is absolutely no production value. The writing is horrible. The acting is terrible. The directing is atrocious. The editing is laughable. The score is ridiculous. This film looks as if a grade school student wrote it, shot it on a bad camcorder and edited it on a speak-and-spell.
With all of that said, however, this film holds a special place in my collection - a place in the "so bad its good" category. It is actually so bad that it's great! Unintentionally, it is one of the best comedies I've ever seen and I found myself laughing as I watched most of the film on 2x speed after the first five minutes. I can't wait to have a bunch of friends over to watch this supremely entertaining laughable effort, or lack thereof.