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Blood Lake (1987)
No tits, several slits, multiple hicks, & Jed.
We've just completed the "Journey" otherwise known as Blood Lake. If you're thinking of seeing this movie... do it! This reminded me of my neighbor, Warren, and his stupid boat out at the lake. He even had a Mullet. A matching Mullet...
I particularly liked watching people water ski (badly) for 25 minutes. And there were drinking games. And there were no tits shown throughout the whole movie. "I can't wait for tonight. Amanda's going to be beautiful." Probably the most intrinsically fascinating subtlety in the movie is the moment where the lead actress (thick blonde), whilst clearing the table, turns to the young African-American female and states "Don't you like being a slave?" in a pitch-perfect, lovely southern accent. Incredible.
Why were teens being mercilessly slaughtered by a 280-pound 6'0 fat hick named Jed (I swear I predicted his name would be Jed before it was ever revealed) with a Rambo knife? Apparently, it was because of "your daddy". Clearly no further explanation required. But... after the ambulance carts of the surviving teens, we are treated to a post-apocalyptic 15-minute music video of Blood Lake dried up, with Jed standing impressively like only a killer hick with no motive can do.