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Alone in the Dark (2005)
Evil Awakens - I looked at it and it's name was ... Uwe Boll.
OK - this movie was probably THE worst "THING" of my entire life - no kidding , and I have seen way-better directed MIME performances on sidewalks. This is not art , this is not entertainment either, this is not even bad , you know , like the movies they are so bad they're funny ? what were they thinking making this pile of dung ? I can only call this movie "An Atrocity"
And to think that in the series of Game-to-Movie masterpieces (!) by Uwe Toilet-Boll , the original Alone In The Dark game had the best story for adaptation and the best atmosphere - it wasn't that hard - they could have just taken the Intro sequences out of the game and put them together with real people as a movie - it would have been soon much better.
To Uwe Boll : please , kindly sir - Eat mice poison and die ! although I'm pretty sure you can't even do THAT right. this is the only way to repent your sins against humanity.
I swear to god , at this rate if you ever going to touch cool games like Metal Gear Solid tell me now and I will hunt you down myself.