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Dead Poets Society (1989)
A ghastly attempt to understand teenagers
To see this movie really made me angry and to be honest it made me scared. The teenagers depicted in this movie act like 9 year olds meeting a clown for the first time (Mr Keating). The laugh and cheer at his every move, they swallow everything he tells them and they run around and say "carpé diem" like it was the hippest expression since "thats tits". The directing is bland and uninspiring and the acting is even though good in one way completely realistic (I blame this on a crappy script though rather than the actors).
I wan't Robin Williams to play something else than creepy super friends with tons of hilariousness at his hands and I think "One hour photo" is the right way to go in the future because seeing him like this again would seriously aggravate me.
Vampires vs. Zombies (2004)
It is a movie with lesbian sex THAT SUCKS!!!???
Yes it is true.
This is a movie that contains zombies, vampires and lesbians, and yet it manages to be the worst movie I have ever seen. And don't think I haven't seen that many bad movies before. I mean seriously, this movie is worse than both Troll 2 AND mosquito TOGETHER!
There is not even any fights between vampires and zombies in the movie. Also the plot actually tries to be complex and deep. Also the dialouge is one hundred percent garbage. For instance when the blonde chick with the skirt is attacked by zombies and is saved by her father rushing in with a chainsaw saying "LOOK WHAT I FOUND".
This is one of those movies that actually makes you dumber if you watch it.