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Diary of the Dead (2007)
Not Worth Your Time
So I'm sitting on the couch one day, looking through the list of movies they're currently running On Demand and I happen across Diary of The Dead. I figured I'll give it a try. There's no way I'll hate it more than I hated Land of The Dead...
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn was I wrong.
Well, I couldn't make it through the first 10 minutes. So maybe I'm not giving it a fair deal.
It started off pretty by-the-numbers, which is perfectly excusable. I mean, its the intro to a zombie movie...then stupid kids are making their own scary movie...then they start talking about all the scary movie clichés...and then they start getting word from the radio or TV that there are zombie attacks...BUT THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A ZOMBIE IS. They're talking about scary movies and crap thats wrong with them but they don't know what the hell to do now. They live in pretty much the same world that WE live in, with the same scary movies, but they don't get what is going on with people coming back from the dead. The writer of this movie is obviously an idiot. Do you get what I'm saying? And as soon as I saw that one old British guy or something say, in a completely serious and contemplative manner, "we don't have to worry about waking up dead, its the dead waking up that we have to be afraid of" or whatever the hell that line was, I just turned the damn thing off. He was even staring off into space when he said it.
I would have laughed hysterically if it weren't for the fact that I was so saddened by the state of horror films today.
THIS is what we have to put up with. If its not a remake or a "re-imagining"(which is total bull****), its garbage like this.
I'm not going to give this another chance, and you shouldn't give it a first.
"It would be funny if it wasn't so sad," like I just said, is such a perfect way to describe this decades horror film scene.
Let's Go to Prison (2006)
bound to be one of those "best movies you've never heard of" movies
very funny. if you're a fan of arrested development, you'll enjoy it even more(im a big fan of will arnett). i went to see it and me and my girl were the only ones in the theater. i mean, its awesome when its like that, but thats a shame. this is a good movie that had a good trailer. its okay that this movie has some of the things that you'd expect to see in a prison movie because they take those expectations and produce much better comedy. i hope this movie will turn out to be a success.arnett is great in this, chi mcbride is great, and so is dax sheppard. David koechner also does a great job. all in all, its just a funny movie that should be viewed. C'MON!