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White House Down offers very little that's new or interesting. It's a
convoluted mess that's caught in no man's land. It takes itself far too
seriously yet offers ridiculous action (ridiculous as in dumb, not as
in wild or fun) and even more ridiculous characters. It wants to be
taken seriously but functions in bizarre surroundings with a foolish
plot. A calamity of underdeveloped ideas, half the film is flat out
brain damaged and the other half is pure schlock. Do yourself a favor
and avoid this dumb and actually boring farce.
This movie simply can't stand on its own as a film. Does often joyless,
dark and dumb appeal to even the popcorn crowds? The rest of us want
way more in our summer movies.
The first hour is a meandering, repetitive mess but at least it was
interesting to a point. Its only redeeming quality is the fact that
Russell Crowe and Kevin Costner are great actors in any setting. Too
bad even that can't save this movie. The second half of this movie
plays out like a moody and idiotic video game. The changes they made to
cannon are annoying but not half as annoying as the terrible story they
tried to hammer home as better than the Superman mythos we already
know. Is that arrogance to think they knew better or stupidity? Either
way, this is just a bad movie experience, period.
Sometimes updates on old stories work out wonderfully. Batman Begins
and Incredible Hulk, for example, got a lot of things right and are
great examples. They help make the reboot idea a good one. Sometimes
they're a train wreck, however, and Man of Steel is a sad example of
that. This movie may have more action than the awful Superman Returns
but it actually gets more wrong than right. It does rehash old Superman
glory. It forges its own path but that path is so far down the wrong
road that maybe another rehash wouldn't have been so bad after all.
Trying so hard to go in a different direction, they really did crash
and burn. Word of mouth is going to be awful from the non-fanboys.
Overall, I have to say there're some fine performances here but little
else to make this movie worth watching.
Green Lantern is little more than a badly written Tinkerbell movie--a
story about a Chosen One who succeeds, finally, because he believes in
himself and uses his "green energy of will" to defeat a cloud of feces
using its "yellow energy of fear." Unfortunately, the audience never
can believe in this character. What sinks the picture is that it lacks
all sense of wonder and never emotionally connects with us. A pure
video game movie if their ever was one but it's a video game without
the fun. Even some movies adapted from video games themselves have more
depth than this effort. Seriously.
This movie is yet another victim of the spend more and think less way
to make movies. It can join The Clash of the Titans franchise at the
bottom of the all CGI intellectual think tank. You couldn't pay me
enough to see it twice. I have to ask, who does this appeal to? With
more CG scenery than sanity, not even a hundred guardians, aliens or
lanterns give the audience the nourishment that comes from a credible
story, or at least a story that's believable on its own terms. It's a
big jumbled ball of Computer Generated boredom. This movie has to be
considered one huge misfire. It will be forgotten by August. It's
actually fitting for a movie with a poor plot and an incredibly shallow
story.
The dialogue is stiffly Shatnerian. Word of mouth will savage it.
That's the word of non-fanboys and comic book lovers who would praise
this thing no matter what. If you can manage not to fall asleep during
it's brief but surprisingly dull runningtime, the movie itself reaches
the level of below turgid mediocrity that DC's last effort, Jonah Hex
reached. About the only thing one can be thankful for is that Jar Jar
Binks isn't one of these crazy alien Lanterns. A sad endeavor to say
the least so, Don't waste your money here.
Best film that I've seen so far this year, by far.
Matthew McConaughney really should take more lawyer roles because this
may very well be the best character he's ever played and the best work
that he's ever done, topping A Time To Kill and I enjoyed that movie
very much. This is a slick and an intelligent film that is engrossing
and keeps you guessing all the way through.
He portrays Mickey Haller a Los Angeles criminal defense attorney who
operates out of the back of his Lincoln sedan. There is some mention of
him losing his law license so i assume thats what started the Lincoln
thing and he grew used to it so he stuck with it. He's slick and street
smart and surrounds himself with the best supporting cast imaginable.
Everyone does a great job. William H. Macy as Frank Levin his private
investigator is wonderful as always and his ex wife is played perfectly
by Marisa Tomei.
I've seen it suggested that this should be made into a series for cable
TV and I applaud that idea for this franchise! I love that the movie
makes you think and think it could translate well to TV.

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As I was watching this movie, all I could think about was that this is a placid "bad news/good news flick. The bad news was that for the first half hour or so, I thought I was watching some extended 80's music mix video. The good news is that I like 80's music. Come to think of it, there really was no valid reason to set this movie in the 1980's besides having a great soundtrack and getting to play around with the fashion of the era. (Damn, I really wish knit ties would come back in fashion!) Setting aside the timid and predictable first act, I have to say that I ended up enjoying this more than I was expecting to. From the moment they leave the high school reunion party until the finale, it felt like a different film. The characters came together and there were some genuinely humorous moments. It was still predictable but genuinely interesting nonetheless. Topher Grace and Anna Faris were perfectly cast and the supporting crew was more than solid. Angie Everhart's hot and wild bathroom sex scene was amazing but needed to be even longer. Even the overall message of not being afraid to take your shot hits home in the final act. The exchange between Topher and his father (Michael Biehn) was actually moving and quite profound.

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This movie is terrible, absolutely terrible. Poor Christina Applegate, this waste was more "Sweetest Thing" than "Anchorman" to be sure. The Farrelly's should be embarrassed by this one. The cast didn't work and comedy was often disgusting but not in a good or funny way. Owen Wilson was OK and the babe that played the Australian knock out was wonderful but other than that, everyone seemed to be miscast. On a side note, I know she was only in two scenes but placing that Joy Whatshername from "The View" on screen attempting to act is the same as showing two long scenes of nails on a chalkboard. The whole movie grates on the viewer, insults 40 year olds everywhere and delivers very few if any laughs.
I Am Number Four = I Am Freakin' Stunned. I have to say that I went in to this movie with very low expectations and ended up enjoying it very much. Really, no joke. Sure, the plot raises quite a few questions but the overall premise is handled in a smart and slick manner. The writing is sound and the characters are believable for the most part. A real weakness is the cheesy villains. They never rise above freaky video game opponents but they seem to work well enough regardless. Honestly, the action in the final act was on a par with any tent pole summer film. Maybe the movie could be accused of borrowing tone from other films but so what??? Since I've never seen a Twilight movie, the tones I picked up were a mix of Spider-Man, Superman, Blade, and Terminator with a dash of Jumper. Not bad films to emulate for the most part.
Raimi has crafted a super sequel that both dazzles the eyes and touches
the heart. Much like Spider-Man 2, the truly remarkable special-effects
of the new movie make it virtually impossible not to suspend one's
disbelief. The effects actually beat Spider-Man 2. A lesser filmmaker
would have been content to let the effects be the whole show, but Raimi
gives us a movie populated by genuine characters and situations that
make the film just as compelling in its quieter moments as it is during
the big action scenes.
More than a few sources have called Spider-Man 2 "the best comic-book
movie ever made" but I think the title now belongs to Spider-Man 3.
It's not premature to make such proclamations without the perspective
time invariably lends to objectivity because it's quality is that
clear. Suffice to say that Spider-Man 3 certainly ranks alongside the
best its genre has to offer, and hopefully gives studio execs the
message that just because a movie is based on a comic-book doesn't mean
the characters shouldn't be as fully developed as the expensive special
effects that surround them or aid in creating them.
Spider-Man 3 is as remarkable of a movie as has ever been made.
The same sense of disappointment most people felt after watching "The
Matrix Reloaded" or "Phantom Menace" likely will be rekindled with this
film. Yes, I know giving in to hype can be a dangerous thing but it's
STEVEN SPIELBERG for God sake. I was excited about this movie. After
seeing it however, I now hope it lands in theatres with a resounding
thud. I doubt it will but it deserves as much. To call this
disappointing is the understatement of the year. I'm extremely sorry
that I braved the opening night/day crowds to see this one.
This asinine collection of computer graphics and insane dialogue is
just a disgrace to the fresh and revolutionary original book.

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HOSTAGE is a psychological crime drama told in an over-the-top but
generally enjoyable fashion by director Florent Emilio Siri, who likes
his music and his explosions loud and often. It stars that ever-present
action hero, Bruce Willis, who repeats the same type of character he
must have played a thousand times before.
This time Willis's name is Jeff Talley. Jeff is a legend in the
L.A.P.D. after seven years as the chief hostage negotiator. After
losing two people on his watch, a burned out Jeff leaves to become the
chief of police in a small town in which every day is a "low crime
day." Of course, this will all change, and Jeff will again have a
family in jeopardy and their lives hanging precariously in his hands.
Most of the movie is deadly serious and very intriguing. There is one
especially funny joke about eBay -- the source of much movie humor
these days -- which really cracked me up.
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