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Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)
Dump this shark!
I have seen plenty of extremely bad movies in my 29 years of collecting movies but this waste of celluloid takes the biscuit.
Firstly the plot , if one can call it that , is ludicrous . It's all text book stuff : a genetically engineered shark & young busty maidens and idiotic , arrogant males being devoured and not forgetting the crazy scientist that wants the shark kept alive and the equally crazed official (in this case a female who owns the island) who doesn't give a damn if people die or not .
Secondly the acting is VERY bad . I wonder which acting schools these "actors" went to (if any).The guy playing the sheriff was the worst of the bunch. I doubt very much if i'll view any other movies which feature any of these 2nd rate thespians.
Last but not least the special effects are very poor indeed. The scenes where the shark is "flying"was so lacklustre that i LMAO.
Hell i thought both Sharknado movies were bad .... until i saw this piece of garbage.
End of the World (1977)
Another turkey from Outer Space.
If you are a fan of extremely bad movies then this one is for you.
The majority of Charles Band movies have a low budget look to them and this one is no exception as it suffers from a terrible storyline , bad acting from most of the actors (some have not made any movies since then or hardly any , i wonder why) and extremely bad cinematography .
Christopher Lee was conned into making it and his talent was wasted! Dean Jagger and Lew Ayres talents were also thrown away , perhaps they were cheated into too. They are grossly misused and their roles are merely cameos.
Too much screen-time is given to Kirk Scott and Sue Lyon whose acting has a lot to be desired , okay they are the hero and heroine but better actors could have been chosen which makes the low-budget theory even more plausible.
The picture quality is dark and slightly blurry and the audio is terrible , some dialogue I couldn't make out in parts.
Mr Lee's presence aside , the other plus side is the use of the convent . I found it hilarious that the almighty "god" could not even save his own servants from the aliens , or save his own creation from destruction. Ha Ha Ha!
A Waste Of Good Celluloid!
As a Donald Pleasence fan , i must say he must of really needed the cash badly to do this piece of garbage (he has made a lot of turkeys in his career , but this one takes the biscuit).Mr Pleasence was barely recognizable and it took me a few minutes to work out who his character was.
I detested the music , the acting was lame and the storyline was ludicrous.
Veteran British comedy actor Frankie Howerd is another who has wasted his talent on this movie, his character is totally unfunny .I'm guessing he needed the money also!
I have viewed this once and it will remain that way , it will gather dust like many of the crap movies i have in my collection.
Unless you are a fan of The Bee Gees , Peter Frampton , Aerosmith or Alice Cooper (which i'm not) then do not waste your time with this one!!!