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Being on the list doesn't mean I think it is a great movie or say anything about it more than I find it entertaining and probably want to show it to someone else. The only significance is to have survived this battle of survival and not been tossed out in favor of another.
It's an eclectic collection having only in common that I will watch them again.
I write this only to spare your time. Also most likely SPOILERS.
I do believe this is the first review I have ever made on IMDb. As I know next to nothing about what goes into making a film I usually stick to the comments and leave the reviewing to people how do know something of the art.
I watch a lot of movies. And I watch a lot of bad movies. I like, and on occasion love, bad movies. So believe me this film has almost nothing to recommend it on any level.
In it's favour I will say it didn't look overly cheap as far as the filming went. It looked better than you would expect given the rest of its shortcomings.
Also in terms of bad movie positives it contains a scene with what is the worst delivered monologue I have ever seen. Monologue isn't quite the right word but it is the only lines this character has and to call the delivery wooden would be sparkling praise. ALMOST worth seeing for that.
The two women might be considered attractive to some and one with generic brand implants is naked for a short scene and the other nude for half a second. That might be a plus for those without the internet.
Beyond that it is not good enough or bad enough to be worth watching. Just bleh. And to top it all off they appear to have run out of money and just ended the movie at a random point.
Admittedly this seems to be part of a series. Maybe, somehow, my opinion would be altered if I had seen it/them. With luck I will never be bored enough to find out.
Reading a review like this I would probably be egged on to see for myself. Please just think that I was moved, for the first time, to say DON'T.