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8.0? gotta be kidding
The actors are good and did well. The movie sucks big time! This is not Oscar material. No way. Too boring. Some say its a satire. O.K. maybe; I don't care. I'm not in showbis. I want to be entertained, and that didn't happen.O.k. I'll admit: I could not see it through the end. I tried. While I was watching it I was always thinking: "wait...this movie won the best picture Oscar...it has to be good. The actors are good...wait...something will happen." Well...I waited and... Nops. Nothing. Very hard to watch. Almost unbearable. Too painful. I really tried, but I had to quit. This movie is even worse than last year Oscar winner "argo". I have to say that the academy is going the wrong way. Deliberations are too political and somewhat cosmetical. This year the best movie was: Interstellar. There!
I Origins (2014)
To begin with, I do not believe in reincarnation theory. I can't understand what's the gain in there. Why should you explain for more, what can be explained for less, in an easier and more logical way?! Whats the point about improving your human skills, life after life, so that you can achieve perfection? and why should we be perfect? we're no gods. I don't want to be perfect. I want to be human. I don't want to reach some kind of nirvana state. Humanhood is all right for me, with all my flaws. Why some people try to explain their difficulties in this life, with something that happened in a previous one? Isn't this life big or important enough to cause real problems? OK, about the movie, nobody dies crashed by an elevator. Absurd and ridiculous.
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
This is final crap!
Oh! My God! This movie is awful. Almost as bad as "the hangover". Some people find this movie to be funny. Some dare to call this kind of filming: Humor! Obviously in my opinion they are seriously wrong. There's no humor in here. No laughs. Nothing is funny about the movie. It can be really annoying at times. It's the same empty, humor, over and over again. So annoying. I couldn't watch it till the end. I think no one has ever finished viewing the movie. It's impossible. Hum...maybe if someone forced me to watch it the way they did in clockwork orange; but then I'd had to throw up. 8.0? Is it possible? Utter crap!
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
Warning! Read this If you liked this movie! Seriously important!
If you liked this movie either you are a female in hunger or a man with personality disorders. I read in a newspaper that a recent study reported that the woman who find this movie to be good have serious repressed sexuality issues. On the other hand, the guys who enjoy this movie apparently had problems in early stages of sexuality development. So if you had psychological growing issues during the organization of your individualization (separating from your mother) you will, for sure, like this movie; you can even feel some kind of pleasure by watching this perverted man (with serious sado-masochism disorders). It goes deeper in the early stages of the sexual development as Freud described it. I'm referring to the anal phase. The retention and lose of the faeces. The way you deal with it, and you cope, could determine sexually fixations, such as this. To the woman who wrote this story, this is also true; but, anyway, all the movies tells a lot about the ones who wrote them. Actually it seems that the movie could act as some form of catharsis, helping the writer to externalize her deepest, repressed and not fully-understanding desires. I must tell you, also, that this sexuality behaviour is not normal. Most of the people don't engage in this type of sexuality (wich in fact consists in a behavioural deviation) as the main form of satisfying their desires. Thankfuly! So, be warned. If you are one of those, there's still hope. Find a good analyst and deal with it. The world is full of people in psychological need. Don't be ashamed to ask for help, or cry for freedom.
Inherent Vice (2014)
Inherent piece of Scheiße!!!
I hated it. Actually i was incapable of watching it through the end. Impossible. Its boring. It's annoying. It's awful. Let me try to put it in another way: 7.1 I thought it has to be good. I wouldn't be surprised if the voting was 1.7. There is something very wrong about this movie. I can't understand why someone spends time and money making such a crap. what's the point? what's the message? Some guys really find this movie to be funny. I don't understand this kind of very bad humor. It has no humor on it. For those who want to laugh out loud I recommend: one night at the opera. monty python (any movie). top secret. The airplane. Hot shots or even Quentin Tarantino movies. This movie never ender. exasperation. The only good thing about this movie is Katherine Waterston. She is very "good" and she is naked. Worth to see. Nothing else. Sucks big time
American Sniper (2014)
Average movie with serious fails
Personally I do not care if the movie is faithful to the original story or if there was a valid purpose in Iraq invasion. This is just a movie, not the real story. It's suppose to entertain and you can tell the story anyway you like. You don't have to stick to the facts. This is not a documentary. Now, the entertaining value here is very poor. The actors are not great. Bradley is not a good actor. Never was. The story is not engaging enough. You don't really care about what's gonna happen. A lot of clichés. It's almost unbearable for me to see a war movie portraying the pos traumatic stress disorder...again and again. Just too predictable. But the best (worse) scene is that one in which Bradley holds a baby in his arms. My God! Is that even possible? to make it so badly? Everybody can see that is a doll. Horrible! This is a nominated film (6, I guess) to the Oscars!Unforgivable and, by the way, Clint: unforgiven!
Kill Your Darlings (2013)
Kill this movie!
This film is boring from the beginning to the end. Well, I confess I did not see him fully! I passed it forward several times because I couldn't take it. The sex scenes with Radcliff will hunt me forever. I guess I won't be able to look at him the same way as I used to do with harry potter. He grown up the worse way. The theme is deplorable. No way this argument could deliver a work of art (like you assume the 7th should be). In one word: presumption The worst movie i watched this year. Again I can't understand why I have to go on writing this review when all I want to say is: escape this one. Someone should have told me that!
The Guest (2014)
The idea is not original. In fact I saw a movie with a very similar story (although a little better and more convincing) last year. The plot is a boring. The actors are boring. Too predictable story. You can't get involved or minimally interested by what is happening with the characters.You Cannot understand the bad boy behavior reasons. There's no catch in here. There's nothing to get. Again no need to fill 10 rows to say this is the worst movie of the year. A bad class B. This time I'm really puzzled by the average of the votes. I can not understand. Maybe they liked the soundtrack. Yes, it's the only interesting thing in the film and the reason why I attribute it a 2 not a 1. People say a lot around here, "do not waste your time to watch this movie." I try not to repeat, but in fact we do not have time to see all the movies coming out. Trust me: you can leave this aside.
Farm House (2008)
I voted 7 because of one of the most creepy scenes i've seen in a long time. When the bad girl has the good one tamed and uses a shredder on her knee. It's incredible the power of suggestion of that images. Don't believe that anyone could stay put on his chair when watching this. There's another disturbing scene, very well done, when the bad guy makes the eye of Alal pops out.The movie follows an habitual narrative in which the story is at times intercepted with flashbacks. This happen to work very well, in deed. The actors did an OK job, although the husband performance is not very convincing. The end of the movie is not that predictable also. I didn't think that it was the best way to end it, but it's acceptable. I admit that there was some creativity in there.
My favourite movie
This is actually my nº 1 movie in the best ever list. Absolutely astonishing. Mathew delivers the best performance of his career. Everything about this movie is great and near perfection. The picture is awesome, the soundtrack breathtaking, the story is very griping, the actors are superb. I guess this movie will make a fuzz at the Oscars. Can't understand how some guys rated it so badly. The premiss of the story is scientifically very strong also and I've heard that it's one of the most accurate movies concerning to astrophysics. I can't understand why there's a minimum of ten lines to post the review. Sometimes you don't have to say much to say that this movie is one of the best sci-fi ever.