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ionbulgar
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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)
Better than Hunger Games
9 December 2014 - 8 out of 40 users found this review helpful.
Which I have yet to see... I heard Bilbo got married after the movie... They say film in middle earth... There were actually 4 armies, and I know it... The Orks were mind controlled... Elf for life, PC master race... Need more sex. Humans lamed... Melee wizard is actually tank... I enjoyed the audience... We will be victorious... I've looked at the eagles and they appeared bigger than I previous believed they are, making me wonder if I was living in a dream and aliens and stuff... it's a bit strange that the orks didn't had wives... when will they make the sequel... the critique of the European colonization of America was obvious but I didn't understand what Shakespeare meant when he said, merci moon, freaking 10 lines of this.
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