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The Hands of a Madman (2000)
Uh oh...
I guess I'll have to be the first person to review this movie...
It's low budget (very low), but they did try. I'll give credit for trying a bunch of different camera angles. The police station is clearly an office building, but it's fine. It looks like the club scene was in an actual club, so that's cool! The mad scientist guy was okay.
There are so many problems with this movie. The aspect ratio seems to change scene by scene, and sometimes there's a fisheye effect for some reason. Trying odd camera angles is fine, but it's way overdone. The sound is mostly bad. Loud background noises. People off mic. The dialogue is pretty bad, and there's way too much talking in this movie. If the conversations were interesting or entertaining, I wouldn't mind. Also, too many clear plastic cups. No one owns a glass? And if you're going to use one of those plastic cups as a makeshift ashtray, don't shoot a closeup of it.
1/10 stars. No one has seen this movie, and neither should you.
1313: Actor Slash Model (2011)
Amazing! Guys without shirts!
What an amazing film. It's all about guys walking around in an empty mansion without their shirts on. It's riveting. Of course, there is one shirt wearing guy who stalks and kills them because he doesn't look very good with his shirt off. But not to worry... the deaths are off camera, and there is no blood. Nothing to spoil the great wandering around of shirtless males. Sure, every once in a while one of them will go for a swim, take a shower, or work out, but mostly they just walk around wondering where everyone else is. Without shirts. So if you are into guys without shirts wandering aimlessly in a big mansion, this is the movie for you!