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10,000 BC (2008)
10,000 Bull Cr*p
having watched the trailers, i was not convinced at all. unfortunately i had friends who beg to differ. so, i was forced to watch this film because my friends already bought me the ticket :( now they are regretting to have also watched this.
i have so many questions:
1. why do they have British accents? 2. how come the mammoths / mastodon are helping build pyramids? 3. how come the ice-capped mountains are just walking distances to the desert, the rainforest and the other icy mountain? does continuity even exist here? did they use pterydactyls as a means of transportation? 4. why did they have to show the vase painting of the guy taming the cat? isn't that too much of a hard-sell? 5. why, oh why, does the blind man have to speak like a retard? 6. why were there vultures at night in the rain? 7. how do they justify the mammoth / girl bringing back from the dead? 8. why was this film made?
the only thing worth watching though, is the Blind Man who talks like a retard. it's really funny.