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I thought I had a Stroke while watching this crapfest!
I cannot believe how bad this piece of garbage is! I want my $3.99 back! Words defy description of this poorly made piece of crap! The dubbing in no way shape or form aligns with the actor's mouths. The movie looks like it was filmed with a 1970's vintage camcorder. I have shot better movies with my cell phone camera. The gore is laughable due to the silly unbelievable plot. The acting is what one would expect if you called all your friends over on a Saturday afternoon and proceeded to get completely ripped, then tried to put on a play in your garage. Don't get me wrong...I wasn't expecting O'Neil and I love Zombie movies, but the production values are so low in this film as to make it unwatchable. Avoid!
Alien Apocalypse (2005)
Sci-Fi Channel needs better quality control
Hearkening back to the early days of the Sci-fi channel when ALL of their original programming sucked, this not ready for prime-time sci-fi comedy plums the depths of ineptitude. This movie has a poorly written script, a minimal budget and direction that an Ed Wood or a Uwe Boll would find embarrassing. The acting ain't so good either...its like the local community theatre troop decided to make a movie and cast their family, drinking buddies, and oh yeah, Bruce Campbell. I really like Bruce Campbell (which is why I watched), but he phones in his performance in this clunker with little enthusiasm. I mean, what the...??? Why would the Sci-fi Channel (who brought us Farscape and Battlestar Galactica) waste money and air time on a movie such as this? This movie is a complete piece of crap. All in all, a real waste of time. Don't bother. Avoid at all costs!