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Alien Conquest (2021)
Stupid Low Budget Film
This film is terrible. Aside from the alien crafts, it is so low budget, unscientific and downright silly that it's painful sitting through drawn out talking head scenes. Even the promo for the show on Prime is BS. "Nearly destroy NYC". If that happened, it was off camera.. Instead, watch some paint drying.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Like a video game
Lots of action and well built aliens. Also automatic machine guns that never run out of bullets. You aren't suppose to ask is why are the aliens that crossed space suddenly turn into revenous creatures. We win in the end (hardly a spoiler).
Imawa no Kuni no Arisu (2020)
Seriously?
This story looks like it was written by a 10 year old. A bunch of game stuff heaped on with little to no point. Might appeal to young virgin gamers but certainly not for adults.
Top Secret Videos (2020)
Worst YouTube Video show
A few videos and a ton of prewritten unfunny comments followed by fake laughter. Don't waste your time with this bomb.
Dodgeball Thunderdome (2020)
Totally stupid
This has got to be the lamest sports show ever created. Full metal hopscotch can't be far away.
Extreme Dodgeball (2004)
Seriously?
They have finally scrape the bottom of the barrel! I can't wait to see what's next, full metal hopscotch?
Vivarium (2019)
An Exercise in Tedium
This thing could bore a hole in a neutron star. About as exciting as watching paint dry.
Space Force (2020)
It won't get off the ground
I had high hopes for this series but they made a critical mistake. They traded inelligent humor for stupid characters. Aside from Malkovich's character, there is little here that is worth your time.
Snowpiercer (2020)
Seriously?
There is nothing good to say about this series. Based on a film with a truly ridiculous premise, the series continues to drag the premise into the dirt.
Origin (2018)
Allow me to be a nay sayer
While the graphics are well done, this is as much a soap opera as it is syfy/horror. Dragging yourself through ten hours of tedium and endless (and largely superfluous) back stories of all the characters. The last chapter makes me feel that they'd exhausted their budget early.