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The Strangers (2008)
Are you kidding me? Worst of the year.
This movie, in a nutshell, is terrible. The first 20 minutes or so were good, and I'll admit, the part where the man in the sackcloth mask stares at Liv Tyler as she smokes was a little disturbing.
After that however, it all went downhill. Entirely predictable. A review I read said they stalked in "newly-unique ways". If by that she meant cookie-cutter behind-the-blinds, around-the-corner, behind-you way, then yes, she was entirely right. Oh look a radio! Let me call for help! "Hello! Yes, officer!?" Oh no! The murderer broke the radio.
I'm gonna cut this short, just like the movie was, and get to the point where I actually felt bad for the people who paid to see it.
Liv Tyler, dead on the ground, Mormon child reaching for her, to either cop a feel or check her pulse (we'll never know), and AAAGH! she screamed! aaaaannndd credits roll...
WTF? Nothing was explained the entire movie! "You're home now": unexplained. Use of masks: unexplained. Reasons for making this movie: unexplained.
I sat through the credits, hoping that the end of the movie would be after the credits, but to no avail.
The Strangers was the longest trailer for a crappy movie I've ever seen. I have low hopes for the movie when it hopefully comes out in its entirety later this summer.