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Movie 43 (2013)
Funny movie- How does it have such a bad rating?
I think having all the celebrities in this movie was good, because people already liked these stars so it attracted more people. The movie is a bunch of skits put together. And they are pretty inappropriate.
The first skit, with Kate Winslet and Hugh Jackman, deals with a date. And Hugh Jackman has man parts on his neck. And it is nasty. In another skit, there is an iBabe. It is a very realistic nude girl. Yes, you see graphic nudity. It is later said that boys were doing stuff to the iBabes and got there parts mangled by a fan in the iBabe. In other skits, Chloe Grace Moretz gets her period, a leprechaun wants his gold, Anna Faris wants her boyfriend to go number 2 on her, Halle Berry plays truth or dare on a date, Justin Long goes speed dating, Terrance Howard thinks race will help his basketball team win, and Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber describe how it is they home school their son.
The d word is said a lot, so is the f word. Lots of sexual content, and laughs.
Can a movie be any more boring.
This movie is so boring and bad and plain ugh. Josh Peck from Drake & Josh was in it, and it was a horror movie about an ATM, so... I had to watch it. But it wasted 90 minutes of my time.
My main problem was that the three people inside the ATM were so stupid to go in there together, and that they did not run away when the could not see the hooded man. Like what is up with that. More of my problems are below.
1. Why did they actually park? Why couldn't they just drop the guy off who needed to be at the ATM and they could have sat in the car while it was running right outside of the ATM.
2. It is a tad unlikely. I don't know about in New York, but here in Michigan we don't have a glass shelter over the ATM.
I would not rate this R. I would rate it PG13 for language. 14+
The ending was so horrible I could have cried.
This movie was so good. That was, until the last five minutes. The movie is about a troubled teen named Ashley (Caitlin Gerald) who goes to a college and stays with a friend Proxy. Proxy tells her about Smiley. All you do is get on a site like Omegle where you talk to strangers and video chat with them, and type "i did it for the lulz" three times. Then, Smiley comes and kills the person you were talking to on video chat. Ashley and Proxy want to see if it is real, so they try it. And it was real. Then Ashley believes that Smiley is stalking her.
Spoilers- this is the horrible ending. Ashley gets chased out of the window by Smiley. She dies. Then Smiley takes his mask off, and it is Zain. Then all the other Smileys come out and they take their masks off. Proxy is still on video chat from Zain's house to her and Ashley's house. All the other Smileys left but Zain. Zain and Proxy chat for a bit, then Zain types "i did it for the lulz" three times, and the real Smiley kills Proxy.
YouTube star Shane Dawson has a major role, and another YouTube star, Shanna Malcolm, has a minor role.
Language, blood, violence, teen drinking and drugs, and sexual stuff. Not recommended for children 17 or under.
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
It Was OK.
My favorite urban legend ever is in this movie. It is at the last paragraph of the review, if you are too lazy to watch it yourself. I wish this movie had more Bloody Mary stuff. No one even did the mirror thing. It should have just been called "Mary".
The movie shows a teen in a bra and underwear, in which she dies in. Nothing really more sexual. The face of Mary can be disturbing. Her face pops up on a TV, that could be scary. Violence, gore, and milder profanity.
Here is the urban legend. It was a little different in the movie, but same concept : A girl named Jenny was home alone with her dog. Her parents had to go to town for the night, and they trusted her to be home alone. There was some news of a serial killer on the loose, but Jenny locked the windows and doors. Every night before bed, Jenny let her dog lick her hand. So she put her hand down off the bed so her dog could like it. then she heard footsteps. She checked the whole house, she found nothing. She got back in bed and let her dog lick her hand. She heard more footsteps. Again, when she looked, she found nothing. She got back in bed and let her dog lick her hand. She fell asleep and awoke at four in the morning to go to the bathroom. There, she saw her dog rotted and hanging from the ceiling. In her dogs blood, it said "People Have Tongues Too".
Urban Legend (1998)
So many twists...
I like this movie. Jared Leto and Rebecca Gayheart star in it. The movie is about a college student who suspects murders around the campus are linked to urban legends. The girls friend, Paul (Jared Leto) believes her, but her other friend, Brenda (Rebecca Gayheart) isn't to sure.
Some urban legends in the movie are "Aren't You Glad You Didn't Turn on the Lights", which involves a girl getting killed in the dark while her roommate walks in, suspecting she is having "fun", the urban legend where the babysitter is phoned by a killer in the house, which they made a movie of, called "When a Stranger Calls".
Gory. Spoilers - - - - the main girl Natalie discovers all the bodies with Brenda. The urban legends are gory too. Not scary. I personally loved the ending.
End Spoilers - Paul and Natalie push the killer - who is Brenda - off of a dock into water. A year later, 6 new college students are telling the story of Brenda, when Brenda herself is listening. the man who told the story told it wrong, so Brenda said "This is how it really goes".
28 Days Later... (2002)
28 minutes in was when it started to get good
At the start of the movie, a man wakes up completely naked in a hospital. His package is shown 3 - 5 times. Then it shows him walking around for like 5 minutes. Not nude though. He somewhere found a hospital gown. He is supposed to be the only survivor of a deadly virus. Then he discovers two other people are alive. Then two more. Then they find a grocery store and go on a road trip. They try to escape from zombies.
Graphic nudity, language, violence/gore, some terror. It started getting good 7/10 through the movie. Don't show kids because a kid is a survivor. Strange they made a sequel. Starring Cilllian Murphy and Naomie Harris. Their accents get annoying after a while.
One Missed Call (2008)
I Love This... why doesn't anyone else?
How does this have only 4 stars? I love Japanese film remakes, like "The Ring" and "the Grudge", and this is no different.
Spoilers - The movie is about college students who get eerie phone calls from the near future. The creepy thing is, on the voicemail, it has the actual person who got the call saying their last words. Beth, who is friends with a girl named LeeAnne hears the voicemail on LeeAnne's phone. And LeeAnne dies two days later, at the exact time the future voicemail said. After more of Beth's friends die, Detective Jack Andrews teams up with her to help solve the calls.
This is a scary movie, like most all of Japanese remakes. Even the picture on the cover of the DVD case is frightening. Two uses of the s word, that's really it. Don't show children. This sort of links to child abuse at times. And frightening images.
Well, I enjoyed it
How many Hansel and Gretel movies are going to be made. Really. It is going to be tough to beat this one. Definitely leave your kids at home for this one. Well, I wouldn't take my kid to any Hansel and Gretel movie, but especially don't let them see this movie. The witches are scary, and what the witches do to kids is just not right for kids to see. Several f words, the b word, and other bad language. Very bloody and gory and action packed. A nude woman is seen getting into a lake. Her behind is seen and a brief breast shot.
Definitely an enjoyable movie to watch. Good actors and actresses. There is gore, violence, bad language, nudity, and frightening things.
House of Wax (2005)
Actually pretty good
I watched this because it looked good, and because of three actors and actresses (Jon Abrahams, Chad Michael Murray, and Paris Hilton). It turned out to be pretty good, but the movie was almost two hours.
Spoilers - This movie is very creepy. Bo and Vincent are Siamese twins and their mother is a wax artist. She got the Siamese twins separated. After she went crazy, Bo and Vincent continued to work on wax, but the House Of Wax was no longer open to the public, but the twins still worked there. They made the wax sculptures out of real people. I find that disgusting. Then, two of six people stumble across the House of Wax in a small town. The door was unlocked, so they went in. What a stupid move. One of the twins in the basement in the House of Wax hears them. No one dies yet. That's the beginning, the part you did not really need to see.
Some mentions of sexual stuff, five or six f words, and very creepy. I recommend 16 and up can watch this.
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Not Another Parody Movie Like This...Please
I got this for Christmas one year, and my friends love it, but it is OK. This movie spoofs teen movies, as the title says. This movie has a character, Areole or something, and she is in the nude whenever she is shown. Only her breasts are shown though. Two other girls breasts are shown too. One girls behind is shown smushed against a window. The opening scene, a girl has a "toy" she is playing with. Her brother and his friends want to have "it" before the year is up. A man comes with whipped cream over his package. That man is Chris Evans or something like that. It has other strong sexual stuff and language.
It's a funny movie, but the plot was stupid. The acting was so so. Some good, some I wanted to punch in the gut.