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Bad : 2008 : A space Owen
Medium : Riot on Set, The princess Pride, Full metal Drama, The Aftermath 3,Monster Cash, Alien Resur-egg-tion, 3:10 to crazy town
Good : Beach Blanket Bogus, The chefshank redemption, Top dog, Million Dollar Babies, One Million Bucks B.C.,Who wants to pick a millionaire.
Really good : The Sand-witch project, Ocean's 8 or 9, One flu over the cuckoos, Mutiny on the soundstage, super hero ID, Get a clue, Crouching Courtney Hidden Owen, Rock'n'Rule, Masters of Disaster, Dial M for Merger
Total drama Action is my favourite Total Drama season. I am excluding aftermath 1 and 2
American Ultra (2015)
American Ultra is an awesome movie mostly because of the action and other stuff. Jesse Eisenberg does a great job in his role as Mike Howell. I feel like he really portrays his role well: awkward guy who's scared and doesn't know what's happening to him, what to do or how to master his skills. He really is a good actor. He can even be pretty funny. John Leguizamo, Topher Grace and Connie Britton are also good in their supporting roles. John Leguizamo plays his role very well and Topher Grace does a good job as a hateable bad guy. Kristen Stewart is known for being a terrible actress but in here she's okay, nothing spectacular but still not that good. American Ultra also has a good story. The government creates a sleeper agent program and it doesn't work so they erase everyone's memory and start them up with new lives. Mike Howell is actually a success, he's dangerous, but since he's been brainwashed he doesn't really know who he is except he is really in love with phoebe. So the government needs to terminate him. 1 rogue agent doesn't approve so she activates him and he fights back. It's a good story with one really good plot twist but it's not outstanding. What is outstanding is the action. They're really that good. The action scenes consist of a handful of awesome fistfights/ gunfights/ explosions & other stuff that are really well choreographed and fleshed out. They're creative and awesome(he kills a guy by stabbing him in the neck with a spoon!) American ultra is a fun movie, it's funny during the action and the jokes actually are actually pretty funny. The end was weird and unfulfilling. Why did the boss guy kill Yates? It's never really explained. The last scene sets ups a sequel but it's really weird all alone. The movie doesn't really stand out that much either with a few clichés like a kidnapped love interest, last second ticking time bomb etc. The movie is very fast paced which is awesome. All in all American Ultra is worth buying on blu-ray because of stellar action, good acting, good humour and a good story.
Green Lantern (2011)
Kind of boring
Green Lantern is kind of a forgettable movie, but it's not that bad. First of all, I think one of the movie's strong suits is the humor. I think that they should've made this movie funnier because the humor worked. Ryan Reynolds is good in his role but the others are kind of forgettable. I really think they pushed the boundaries for how terrible a villain story can be. Hector was a super annoying, unnecessary villain. The parallax was okay though. The one annoying thing about this movie is that the action relies on CGI. It's really annoying! No action scene in this movie is without CGI. Luckily the story is okay, some space cloud is trying to kill everyone. It has an okay message about fear and how you have to be courageous but there's no real reason to care because it's not like we haven't seen this before. The finale is exactly like the rest of the movie: mediocre with too much CGI. The main problem with this movie is that it's really generic. It's the entire "How to make a superhero movie formula" with nothing special! Early traumatic death of a father figure, theme of responsibility and kidnapped love interest. The action is okay if you can forgive the use of too much CGI. So all in all there are a lot of forgettable performances in Green lantern, Hector's story is uninteresting, the action IS CGI and it's really generic. Luckily it's funny and it's not utterly terrible: the story is acceptable even though it's an over used theme. I will say that Green Lantern is worth it if you're a superhero fan but or else it's not really worth it.
This movie is very good
Salt is about a girl called Salt who works at the CIA. It's discovered later on in the movie that she's a Russian sleeper agent that has goals to start WW3. First she has to kill the president of Russia at the US vice president's funeral. After that she has to bomb some country and kill the US president. Fortunately (SPOILER) she goes rogue and goes against the other sleeper agents and the plan for WW3. Also the CIA is after her this whole tie so she's on the run. This is a great movie. The main reason is because there is a lot of action and it's really good! Solid fight scenes and chances make this movie an awesome experience. A great storyline and pace enhance this awesome experience. A major part of this movie are the epic plot twists. The plot twists are really awesome and you never know who is the real villain until the end. When you do know he is killed in awesome COD fashion. Unfortunately though the acting doesn't quite stand out. After all Salt is an awesome awesome movie with tons of awesome action, some epic plot twists, a great pace and a great storyline. Salt is a great time and I would definitely buy it on blu-ray.
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Unfortunately this movie is not that good. First of all there is way too much CGI. It's not even that good! The acting is OK except for the main character who is a really terrible actress. The story is disjointed and a mess. Something about a heir in outer space, it's really confusing. Not only is it bad but it's uninteresting. Fortunately there is some good action and the movie is pretty fast paced. So all in all Jupiter ascending has a lame story that is confusing and uninteresting, it has bad acting and way too much CGI. Fortunately there is some good action and it moves at a fast pace. But that really can't redeem the utterly weak and uninteresting story and the other cons. Jupiter ascending is not worth the rent. I don't recommend this movie even if you like crazy sic-fi action scenes.
Paul is sometimes funny but a lot of times the jokes fall flat. The jokes are quite stupid most of the time and you're really disappointed when they fall flat. Fortunately you can get a few laughs sometimes. Unfortunately though the movie is super cliché. It follows the exact movie formula for this kind of movie. For example. The hero gets the girl at the end, Paul has to sacrifice himself but survives, unnecessary love interest etc. Most of the time it's generic but sometimes Paul manages to pull off a nice plot twist, like Jason Bateman is actually a good guy. This is obviously not an action movie but there is 1 or 2 good action scenes and a little bit of suspense. Paul is not really an interesting movie in my opinion. Paul doesn't really need to take itself seriously but unfortunately it does and that's why it's kind of boring. It never really establishes that it's going to be funny. Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Jason Bateman do a great acting job which is really good for the movie. So finally, while Paul can be quite funny at times, it kind of fails at being funny, it's generic and never really finds it's genre. Luckily when it's funny it's funny, there's good action, good acting, suspense and a good plot twist. If you want to rent Paul remember it's a mixed bag.
It was fun
Mortdecai's goal as a comedy is to make me laugh, and it succeeded, the movie had a lot of hilarious jokes. I laughed a lot, I feel like Mortdecai worked as a comedy. Pretty much everything that was funny was about Johnny Depp, his hilarious weird faces and expressions and the way he acts like a wimpy art dealer is really funny. The story was not bad, I liked it, it was all about art theft and the movie really feels like one big awesome, hilarious wild goose chase. At some points the movie felt like a live action cartoon which was just weird. Anyway the action is solid but don't expect to be seeing an action movie, you'll be very disappointed. Unfortunately nothing makes Mortdecai stand out from being just another fun comedy. And also a few jokes fall flat. My favourite joke was the sympathetic gag reflex. A fun comedy is really how I would describe Mortdecai. Johnny Depp steals the show and it has some cool action scenes amidst being funny. I recommend this movie.
Fantastic Four (2015)
What blows my mind is that Josh Trank had 120 million$ and he made a boring movie. I can't believe how boring this movie was! They're going into another dimension which is so not fantastic 4. There's no action until the very end and even that is super short and all CGI nonsense. The training montage is rushed, the story is not interesting and NOTHING HAPPENS! The movie is so incredibly uneventful! The fantastic 4 have no character development! The movie just exists to set up a sequel. The only good things are that Kate Mara is super hot and that the thing looks pretty epic. But even those can't stop this movie from being a total bore. Also Dr Doom is a joke! No seriously! He doesn't even have his trademark mask. This movie had so much potential and the creators were like: nah let's just make it boring. The acting is so mediocre. The special effects are bad! Even Kate Mara's hotness and the thing's awesomeness can't save this lame movie. At least the other movie was funny and didn't take itself seriously. Don't watch this movie! It's so boring!
NCIS: Los Angeles: Anonymous (2010)
I enjoyed it
"Anonymous is a great NCIS LA episode. The episode is about some plastic surgeon and his friend who get murdered and there's some files somewhere in there. After that the team finds out from the plastic surgeon's wife that some terrorists wanted to have surgery done. This is especially smart because when they attack no one will know who they are. One of the things that is good in NCIS LA is how funny Deeks and Kensi can be and they are indeed really funny in this one. Particularly in the first scene where Kensi fights Sam and Deeks is like :"Kensi with a knife?". And also: "Now I know what Cinderella felt like with her evil stepmother." "I heard that Mr. Deeks." The other things I like about this about are the suspense and action in the final scene. They are top notch. All in all, while not extraordinary, anonymous is definitely one NCIS LA episode you should watch.
Surf's Up (2007)
I really like this movie because it brings back memories from when I loved it as a kid. I remember watching it over and over again, and after watching it again now I still like it. The reason I like this movie is kind of hard to explain so this might come out weird : it's "cool". The main character Cody Maverick is just really "cool" and awesome. Again another personal preference: the movie is about surfing:my favourite sport. I really like surfing and since this movie is about surfing and they depict it well, it scores major points in my book. The surfing montage where Cody gets the hang of surfing is beautiful. I really like the cast of supporting characters as well: chicken Joe, Big Z, Lani and the others. I really like the final surf off. It really sets itself apart from other movies by not making the main character win literally but figuratively since he helps his friend. Surf's up is also an extremely funny movie and I love it's mockumentary style. I really like the fact that during the movie big z trains Cody to let go and stuff like that. I think they should've left out the chicken Joe expedition thing and they should've made the movie longer. All in all even though Surf's up is not perfect but it's funny, "cool", has good voice acting , has a nice final surf off and is about surfing.
Penguins of Madagascar (2014)
I really like the penguins of Madagascar movie. The main reason why I like this movie is because the penguins are awesome. They steal every scene they're in (except the last one which I will talk about later) because of their witty humour and the epicness of their fighting skills. Not only that but the movie is hilarious. None of those lame baby jokes from the minions, these jokes actually made me laugh as a teenager. There are 2 big problems with this movie. 1. They tried and failed to shoehorn a love story between Kowalski and Eva but it falls flat 2. The ending was over the top weird and stupid. It's so weird how Private sprouts a butt hand and antlers and how the penguins are zombies and how Dave inexplicably gets stuck in a shaky ball. You'll be left thinking:"What was that!?!?!" Luckily the story is solid as well as the action scenes. All in all the penguins of Madagascar is a great movie because the penguins are epic, the action is good, it's funny and there's a solid story. Sure they could've made the ending less weird but that doesn't me from liking this movie.