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Tu coño (2023)
Pretentious, dull and poorly executed
We could say that this is a ver boring porn movie, or it is a very pretentious movie about porn.
The director tries to elevate porn to a state of art, failing in every possible way.
The screenplay, the dialogue, are poorly written in rhyme.
Every "actor" has the script in their hands when they're not banging.
There's no cinematographic language. There's just a camera still, sometimes moving to a different position.
And, if this is a porn movie, the dialogue is even worst than in many porn movies.
I think the only merit it has, it's that the guy kept his hard on no matter how stupid the scene was.
Aiyai: Wrathful Soul (2020)
A masterclass of how not to
I can understand low budget as a genre itself, but low creativity, bad acting, terrible CGI, dumb plot and lazy writing aren't a genre but a movie disgrace. As we say in Spanish: fueron los 80 minutos más aguados de mi vida.