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The Sandlot 2 (2005)
Horrible Piece of Trash!
Why was was this garbage made? It was a pointless waste of time. It's the EXACT same film scene for scene of the first movie except they threw in three girls in the mix and it takes place in the 1970's. Even worse, it's from the same guy who directed the first movie!
The kids in the first film were likable and cool, whereas the characters are in this sequel are all annoying and unlikable.
David has no personality, Haley is annoying, fat kid is obnoxious, Johnny is a whiny wuss, Haley's two friends served no purpose and were pointless, everybody else was forgettable. Why did this movie need a deaf kid? It added nothing to the film. Oh and that Retriever kid was pointless and was only in the movie because he was the director's son. Worst kid actor ever! What was with his face? He looks mentally retarded.
The acting is atrociously bad! Where did they find these kids off the street? The kid who plays David looks disinterested and bored the entire movie. He says all his lines all monotone and dry. The kid who plays Johnny is awful. He flubs all his lines and they're horribly delivered. The fat kid just screams all his lines. The token black kid sounds like he's reading off cue cards. Ugh.... everybody was bad.
James Earl Jones clearly did this crap for a paycheck.
This movie is a shot for shot remake of the first down to the dog ending chase scene, you play ball like a girl insult scene, the kiss at the fair, the camp out storytelling about the dog, the montage of trying to get the ball back, going against the rival team in a baseball match, the voice over at the end telling what happened to all the kids, even the framed picture of all the kids in the last shot. Lazy, lazy, LAZY!
The dialogue is horrible. Take a drink every time the fat kid said crap! or somebody said "What the hell"? Their is one utter of ass and sh- t! It felt so forced and cringe. Like wow we're so cool.
One the worst movies I ever seen in my life! The original Sandlot is a childhood classic. This trash sequel should have never been made.
Bella and the Bulldogs (2015)
Crap Show! More Feminist Garbage with Terrible Stereotypes
Another crappy Nickelodeon sitcom. The show revolves around a girl named Bella who was once a cheerleader but somehow managed to get starting quarterback on the football team because she randomly threw a football like 30 feet across the field.
The characters are all horrible stereotypes. Bella is an annoying perky spoiled white girl. Yawn.....She is no different then the other female Nickelodeon leads like Tori Vega, Carly Shay, Taylor Hathaway. She's a perfect Mary-Sue who gets everything she wants. Newt is the nerdy corny white kid who gets picked on. Troy is pompous hotheaded arrogant douche swag black kid who think's he's all that. Sawyer is juts a tall redneck dude with a horrible country accent, Sophie is the sassy tough Latina chick, Pepper is annoying little prissy Asian who was adopted by white parents. What is with that Ace Mcfumbles kid and his black friend sidekick. They're pointless, unfunny and add nothing to the show.
A girl allowed in the boys locker room is okay??? They would never due a boy in the girls locker room. Both sides are inappropriate.
Troy and Sawyer are the skinniest football players I've ever seen. Also, how did a midget twerp like Newt who looks like a 7 year old end up on the football None of these guys size would be on the professional football team. The stereotypes are horrible. Why does Bella and her friends have to be such a giggly ditsy girly girls. Her football is covered in colorful rhinestones, her locker area is all pink, fluffy and covered with flowers, she and her friends can't live without make-up, Bella's perfectly curled hair. All the guys on the football team are sexist jerks. The attempts at catchphrases are pathetic! Bella's "Sha-BooYA" and Newt's "Who said that" are both equally lame, unfunny, and corny. The opening theme song is atrocious. Way not to be subtle with using songs like Taylor Swifts "Shake it Off" and Kelly Clarkson's "Stronger". We get it GIRL POWAH!
Stupid concept. Stupid show. Enough of this politically correct agenda that is shoving it's way into film and now television. A female linebacker in the NFL? Give me a break! I'm sick of this forced girl power garbage. I have the same problem with the new show on Fox called Pitch which has a similar premise except with baseball.
Horrible! This Show Was Utter Crap!
Blech! I remember this lame ass show. It came on after Fresh Prince on Monday nights. This show was awful and preachy. It was unfunny, badly acted, poorly written, and just plain stupid! Every episode was some serious Very Special Episode. First of all the name of the show and main character is Blossom. Aww how cute... NOT! Vomits in bucket. The opening intro was pure cringe of Mayim Bialik in some hideous supposed to be cute flowery outfit with a hat dancing around like a total doofus. The lyrics of the theme song were horrific "In my opinationation, the sun is gonna surely shine"! Yuck!
The dad was a terrible actor. I got sick of hearing about older brother Tony's past alcoholic addiction EVERY SINGLE EPISODE! Joey was the dumb idiot brother. Six was her motor mouth fast talking best friend which got old after a while. Who the hell name's their kid Six? And we've got Blossom who ugly as hell. She was unattractive and had the worst frumpy wardrobe. Are we supposed to believe she can get someone as hot as Vinnie to date her. Or the episode where Blossom dressed up and went to a party and as she walked past guys they would drop there drinks and ignore there girlfriends just to gawk at Blossom. Oh PLEASE!!!! Ugh.... How in hell did ugly horse face Mayim Bialik get her own show?
Why are the best friends in these Teen sitcoms better than the main characters. Six was way hotter and more likable than snobby know-it - all ugly bitchy brat Blossom. God, she was such an annoying goody two shoes. No high school boy with a brain would turn down Six for an ugly turd like Blossom.
The plots were stupid and ridiculous. Remember the episode when Salt N Pepa showed up at her house singing "Let's Talk About Sex" in her living room. When Blossom and Six were queuing for concert C'n'C music factory tickets and suddenly the aforementioned music factory turn up and they all start dancing to Blossom's lame beat box.
I remember the last season gotten really horrible when they tried to make it a family sitcom like Full House when the dad married that British lady and she and her daughter Kennedy and dog moved into the Russo home. Her daughter had the worst British accent I ever heard! And then they added the little black kid next door neighbor who similar to Urkel and they had Joey and Kennedy do these cutesy Uncle Jesse and Michelle like scenes. NBC's cue to cancel this trash!
The only reason this crappy show lasted as long as did was because Joey Lawrence was hot and Jenny Von Oy's sweet ass in those tight shorts and jeans. Otherwise this garbage would have bit the dust after one season. Blossom is the finest example of bad 90's fashion and television. This show was horrible in so many ways, I never understood why it was on.
New Nightmare (1994)
Overrated! This Movie is Pretentious Boring Garbage
I never understood the praise this movie got. It just feels like some bland overly long melodramatic Lifetime movie about Heather and her lame kid. There's a lot of dull scenes that drag on and you're just wanting Freddy to show up. The movie isn't scary at all. There's a reason this movie went unnoticed and flopped at the box office when it came out. It's also the least successful Elm Street film in the franchise.
The acting is horrible. Heather Lagenkamp was never a good actress. Her reaction when the police tell her husband died in a car accident is embarrassing. She has zero emotion and basically no reaction. The husband Chase was blah, Tracy Middendorf as Julie was bad, the black nurse was awful (cut this evil outta him), Wes Craven stick to directing, you're not an actor. Robert Englund always delivers. He was great as Freddy from the little screen time he had.
Having the movie centered around Heather's son Dylan was a terrible idea. He pretty much ruined this movie for me. He was so ANNOYING! And Miko Hughes acting was horrible. His performance and line delivery was wooden and stiff. And anytime they tried to have act creepy or like Freddy came off hilarious instead of scary. His constant screaming was obnoxious too. He sucked! I wish Freddy ate him for dinner. I have when these horror films have a dopey wimpy little brats thrown in the mix.
Speaking of Freddy, he is barely in the movie. There's only 2 death scenes and there weak and forgettable. The musical score was terrible. A lot of overly dramatic loud crescendo horns. Blech!
The tired references to the original film Nancy's white pajamas, tongue phone, gooey muddy stairs, Julie's death is a repeat of Tina's death, the nurse at the hospital played Nancy's English teacher in the original film, etc.
Freddy's new look is crap. The long detective looking trench coat, the skin tight leather disco pants, knee length Doc Martin combat boots. The classic glove is replaced with this skinless stupid bone glove. The new make-up too rubbery.
The final showdown in Freddy's man cave was ridiculous and silly. Heather sliding down a water slide and the terrible shot of her falling into the pool. Freddy extending his arms 50 feet, tongue wrapping around Nancy's whole head, Freddy's mouth stretching 50 feet wide trying to swallow Dylan whole. The terrible special effect cgi when Freddy explodes at the end is hilariously bad. So stupid!
This movie is basically Heather and her screaming brat being stalked for 90 minutes. Yawn...
Stuck in the Middle (2016)
Boring, Unfunny and Lame! This Show STINKS!
Another generic and lame Disney Channel sitcom. God, this show is so boring and dull. Isn't this supposed to be a sitcom? Where's the comedy and jokes? This show isn't funny at all. Seriously, at the end of the Pilot episode the family eats donuts of a garbage can at the park???? That's disgusting....who wrote this crap?
Everybody in the Diaz family is either boring or an unlikable jerk.
The parents - Dull and no personality
Rachel - Stereotypical spoiled prissy girly girl teenage daughter. She's selfish and only cares about her looks and how she dresses. She also rude, snotty and very unlikable. The actress portrayal and character are too one note. Hate her!
Georgie - The generic athletic tomboy. Yawn...
Ethan - Harley's partner-in-crime and aspiring musician. Yawn...
Twin Brothers Beast and Lewie - No personalities or any type of characterization. They serve no purpose and could easily be cut out. There just...there. And who the hell names their kid Beast. So stupid.
Daphne - Yuck! Are we supposed to find her cute. She's rude, spoiled, gross, and unappealing. I hate her wardrobe mix matched clothes, frizzy messy uncombed hair, lipstick smeared all over her mouth. The child actress playing Daphne has a disgusting raspy voice and giant gap in her teeth. She looks like a ugly gremlin.
Harley's bloated chipmunk rat face best friend is lame and ugly. I just want to punch her in the face.
And we have Harley our main character. I find her very annoying and uninteresting. She's supposed to be an inventor but where does she get the money for all these inventions.
Harley talking to the camera is annoying and unnecessary. Why did they bother making this family Hispanic? There's a lack of Latin American culture on this show. They might as well made this family Caucasian. Names like Tom, Suzy, Ethan aren't anywhere near Latino.
This show is basically a Malcolm in the Middle rip-off except with a girl as the lead plus 2 extra sibling thrown in the mix.
Just watch the Loud House on Nickelodeon or reruns of Malcolm in the Middle. Much more entertaining, better written and funnier this bland and stupid piece of crap show.
Zoey 101 (2005)
Overrated! This Show was AWFUL and BORING!
I hated this show back when it came on in 2005. Jamie Lynn Spears starred for two seasons on the god awful All That reboot. So Nickelodeon for some strange reason decided to give her own show for god knows why. She wasn't anything special to warrant her own show and she was a horrible actress.
Everything about this show was crap. They go to a boarding that has a sushi bar, pink and purple stylish dorms with mini fridges, student lounges with flat screen HD TV's, apparently no rules on this campus since these kids run around this school doing whatever they want. The adults were all adults dictated by a bunch of 13 year old brats.
The characters are all cardboard cutout stereotypes. Nicole is the ditsy bubbly airhead girly girly who screams a lot. Dana was the tough Latina chick tomboy. Chase is a wimp loser, Logan is the arrogant rich jerk, Michael is the token black comic relief, Quinn is the weird nerdy girl who wears glasses and everybody makes fun of. Lola is an anorexic wannabe actress. Dustin was just...there. He served no purposed honestly. And then we have our main character Zoey, the biggest Mary Sue who ever graced the television screen. Miss perfect who can do absolutely no wrong, everyone loves her, she has all the ideas, all the guys want to date her, straight A student, she's pretty, smart, etc. She's BORING.... Between Tori and Carly, she the worst of Dan Schneider's female leads.
This show also went through many cast changes. Dana/Kristin Herrera dropped after the first season apparently because the actress was deemed too old. So why did they cast her in the first place? Then after season 2 Nicole was written off, because of backstage fights and incidents between Alexa Nikolas and Lynn Spears. Britney then came to the set and yelled at and insulted Nikolas. They brought in Victoria Justice who played Lola to replace Nicole. Then after Season 3 Chase/Sean Flynn was written off and replaced by Austin Butler as James for most of the season 4.
Overall, this was just a crappy boring show. The writing was bad, the acting was terrible, unlikable obnoxious characters, unrealistic setting, stupid plots, the comedy/gags were awkward and forced. This show just seem like an excuse to make Britney Spears little sister into a star which she certainly wasn't. She's not strong enough to carry her own show. The show ended because an underage Jamie Lynn Spears foolishly got pregnant at only 16 years old. Wow...great role model for the little 8 year old girls watching this show. What an idiot! The only good about this situation was that it killed Lynn Spears very short acting career.
Crash & Bernstein (2012)
Horrible garbage! This show stinks!
One of the worst Disney shows EVER! Total rip-off of the old 90's Nickelodeon show Cousin Skeeter.
The premise is weak and the plots are stupid. This show is completely directionless. It's completely unfunny, loud, and obnoxious. The humor is full of butt and fart jokes.
The characters SUCK! It is obvious the producers are trying to make Crash "cool" to appeal to tween boys and this translates into him being rude, obnoxious and annoying. Crash is a mean spirited jerk.
Wyatt is annoying and a poor lead character. He's unlikable and selfish. The best friend Pesto is gross. He has the face of a 30 year old man. Amanda is the stereotypical rude popular teenage older sister obsessed with her looks. She's boring and unlikable. The middle sister Cleo is a scheming con-artist? The mom is just...there. The youngest little sister is pointless and adds nothing to the show. Her character is nowhere to be seen half the time. The fat black guy and midget guy are poor supporting cast side characters.
The acting is HORRIBLE! Cole Jensen plays Wyatt, can't act at all! He's completely wooden. Ooana Gregory who plays Amanda, please stop with that annoying nasally foreign accent! No talent, just a pretty face. And the actor of Pesto can't act either! No talent! Landry Bender is not a good actress either. The worst acting and cast of a Disney live-action show! Nobody has chemistry with each other and the cast is so unappealing and unattractive. Yuck! Who was in charge of casting this show???
The theme song is god-awful. Horrible attempt at trying to be hip and cool with kids.
Poor attempt at a show aimed for boys. Who green-lighted this GARBAGE! No surprised it didn't last long.
Awful and Pointless Spin-Off! Why Was This Made???
This show is terrible. A spin-off of Jessie set at a Summer Camp with the Ross kids. Why was this made? Apparently, this was a brand new show called Camp, but at the last minute Disney decided to throw 3 of the 4 Ross kids on the cast and made it a spin-off of Jessie since they didn't have enough confidence in this new show.
All the characters SUCK! Emma, Ravi, and Zuri are just as unlikable brats as they were in Jessie.
Emma is still the dumb prissy blonde, Ravi is still a loser and speaks in that atrocious Indian accent which got old on Jessie around the 3rd season. No reason for him to be speaking in that stupid accent. Zuri is still the sassy black girl with an attitude. I can't stand Skai Jackson!
Xander is a boring Gary-Stu who's just there to be Emma's attractive love interest. He's basically Lucas 2.0 from Girls Meets World.
Lou, Jorge and Tiffany are racist stereotypes. Tiffany is the smart Asian who with strict parents and Jorge is the smelly dirty Mexican kid. Lou is the country girl hillbilly. The actress playing Lou is one of the worst actresses ever! She speaks in that stupid deep voice and overacts her facial expressions like a cartoon character.
Gladys is just awful and Hazel is annoying as hell! And they recently threw in a token bad boy character.
WAY too many characters on this show. Who is the main character of this show supposed to be?
Peyton List can't carry her own show. She bland to boot, so instead they use her as an excuse to wear booty shorts and tank tops to show off her legs and breast for male viewers to drool over. Gross... she's still underage.
The writing sucks, the plots suck, the acting sucks, the setting sucks, the characters suck! This show stinks! Jessie didn't need a spin-off. Please cancel this GARBAGE!
The Thundermans (2013)
Horrible Unfunny Show, Nickelodeon SUCKS Now!!
Nickelodeon keeps pumping out these god awful sitcoms. How many times on these kids shows have we seen family or main character has to keep a secret. We've seen it already on That's So Raven, Dog With a Blog, Hannah Montana, Henry Danger, KC Undercover. This concept is way overused.
This is just a rip off of the The Incredibles. A family of superheros trying to live a normal life. Wow... how original.
The Max character is an immature selfish jerk and Phoebe is super annoying. Unlikable bratty lead characters. She has token dumb blonde sidekick friend named Cherry.
Nora is such a terrible character. Very obnoxious and not cute. And I want to rip that stupid giant bow out her hair. I hate her wardrobe. And Addison Riecke is a horrible actress. She can't act. Billy is the token and tiresome stupid character. He sucks too.
We're going into season 4 and their characters are exactly the same as they were in the Pilot episode. No growth or character development at all. And why are they sharing a bedroom and hanging out together 24/7. Very creepy. Neither seem to have any friends of their own.
The parents are also weak characters and uninteresting.
And worse they pulled a cousin Oliver and unnecessarily added a baby/little sister Chloe who adds nothing to show. Shes just they're to telepathy in and out of scenes and say cute one liners and her lame catch phrase "Believe it baby". Her addition to show was jarring and poorly done. Was born, turned from an infant to toddler in the season 2 finale. Here comes the season 3 premiere and suddenly she's 4 years old. WHAT THE HECK??? Useless character.
Don't get me started on the offensively awful Asian stereotype that is Ms. Wong. The ways she speaks and acts is just cringe worthy.
Seriously, this show is beyond generic with the exception of the whole superpowers gimmick. The jokes are awful, it's not even embarrassingly funny, poor writing, the plots of all the episodes so far are generic sitcom plots that have been done to death, boring characters and the acting is bad. This show is going absolutely nowhere. They're poorly utilizing the superhero premise.
All in all, this show is HORRIBLE GARBAGE! What happened to you Nickelodeon??? 90's Nickelodeon was better than this atrocious crap they spew out nowadays.
School of Rock (2016)
WTF, is this garbage??? Awful Show
Awful, awful , awful! What an insult to the classic 2003 film which was a childhood favorite. Nickelodeon turned a great movie and turned it into a horrible, generic, and bland kids sitcom that you see on Disney/Nickelodeon nowadays.
School of Rock, more like School of Pop. Where the hell is the rock music? Why are they singing Meghan Trainor bubblegum pop music?? They ruined all the characters and changed their races and personalities.
Tomika was the chubby black girl with the voice like Aretha Franklin. Now in the show she is a midget tomboy Spanish girl who can't sing for her life. She sounds like a dying cat.
Freddy was the cool bad rebel that had an edge. Now he's a bland pretty boy with no personality.
Summer was the educated, clever, and responsible. She thinks mostly of succeeding and earning good grades. In the show she's a shallow dumb blonde who can't do anything right and thinks about cute boys.
Lawrence in the movie was the socially awkward Asian kid. Now he's annoying and obnoxious comic relief bumbling fool.
Zack in the show is now Asian for some reason.
They guy playing Dewey is trying way too hard to emulate Jack Black down to the voice and hair. He sucks!
And does a 25 year old Kendall Schmidt from Big Time Rush that desperate for work that he had to to return to Nickelodeon for a guest starring role, 3 years after his show ended.
This show is not funny, annoying laugh track, boring characters, the writing is bad. Why was this show made? It doesn't work as a TV show. Nickelodeon please cancel this trash and stop pumping out these awful sitcoms.