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Deliver Us from Evil (2014)
Extremely Scary How Unscary This Is
No plot. Absolutely nothing new. Ridiculous casting. Not a single scary or intense moment the entire film. Seriously, not one.
I have no clue why all the written reviews here are 8-10 stars. Because, while competently shot, it's just another disappointment for horror fans looking for some scary. It's not "deep," it's not "thought-provoking," it's not "extreme." It's just screamingly boring. (The only scream you'll get out of this.)
All this money, time and effort just to make a scary movie that's not even remotely scary. Something we've all seen numerous times before. Why bother? This mundane, recycled effort is definitely not worth YOUR money, time and effort.
Another "Why Was This Even Made?" Horror Film
Worst performance by an actor since Hayden Christensen in those space movies.
Andrew Cymek, who makes no effort to emote or craft a performance. He can't even be bothered to put his picture on IMDb.
As for the directing, writing and editing -- yet another monotonous, derivative, ignorable horror film completely devoid of horror.
Maybe that's because Andrew Cymek brings the same level of passion he has for acting to the rest of the film. He's also the Director, Writer and Editor.
Zombie Undead (2010)
Did A Zombie Write & Direct This?
An inane, mindless, infuriating script as well as a total lack of direction make this film unwatchable. Examples --
"We need to fight them. With what? Weapons."
"Why has the lift stopped? Maybe it's stuck."
"Everyone in this building is dead but I'm not leaving until I find my kid brother, do you understand!"
It's a shame that a crew would expend so much time, effort and money to make an otherwise decently shot movie. Then so little time and talent on direction and a script.
The main character's dialogue and actions had me rooting for these stupid people to be eaten as quickly as possible. Which, unfortunately, didn't happen within the first ten minutes. That was all I could watch.