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PROS: 1. Godzilla, you are just in awe of him, he looks real, and is designed flawlessly. 2. MUTOS, I really like these monsters, they look like they could exist. 3. Cinematography, it's great, it knows what to show, how to show it, how to tease it, and how to present spectacle. 4. The original score is knocks it out of the park. So much grandiose emotions and tension. 5. Supporting cast, there are some really good actors here, they may not always deliver, but you enjoy seeing them here. 6. The visual effects, my god, monsters have never been so convincing in a Hollywood blockbuster since Jurassic Park. 7. Sound design, everything is so well done, that I would be shocked if it isn't nominated for best sound mixing and best sound editing
Ah, I remember the time when Godzilla was all I needed, I must have been three or so when I first saw one of these films, and I still cherish and love these films to this day. Here is a list of films that either I remember most dearly, the ones I would watch over and over again, or the ones that simply deserve a mention.
TOP 10 TOHO MONSTERS: 1. Gigan 2. King Ghidorah 3. MechaGodzilla(70's) 4. Angiurus 5. Destoroyah 6. Biollante 7. Space Godzilla 8. Kiryu 9. Orga 10. Megalon
TOP 5 ゴジラ designs: 1. GMK 2. Burning Godzilla 3. Millenium Godzilla 4. 1985 5. Godzilla against Mecha-godzilla
Raymond Burr's speech at the end of 'Godzilla 1985': "Nature has a way sometimes of reminding Man of just how small he is. She occasionally throws up terrible offspring's of our pride and carelessness to remind us of how puny we really are in the face of a tornado, an earthquake, or a Godzilla. The reckless ambitions of Man are often dwarfed by their dangerous consequences. For now, Godzilla - that strangely innocent and tragic monster - has gone to earth. Whether he returns or not, or is never again seen by human eyes, the things he has taught us remain..." -Raymond Burr
Iron he treats like straw and bronze like rotten wood. Arrows do not make him flee; slingstones are like chaff to him. A club seems to him but a piece of straw; he laughs at the rattling of the lance. His undersides are jagged potsherds, leaving a trail in the mud like a threshing sledge. He makes the depths churn like a boiling caldron and stirs up the sea like a pot of ointment. Behind him he leaves a glistening wake; one would think the deep had white hair. Nothing on earth is his equal, a creature without fear. He looks down on all that are haughty; he is king over all that are proud."
!!WARNING CONTAINS RANTING AND RAVING, NO KIDDIES!!! I DO NOT INDORSE WATCHING THESE FILMS, THIS IS A RANT!!You ask yourself this as you wade through the filth of cinema, why do we need all of these trashy films, whats the point. Are people that desperate or relient on seeing it all of the time? I mean damn, even commercials or trailers are throwing it all out there. Why do these these people degrade themselves to the world, not that I care, I would just like to hear if it's just for a small paycheck or what. It's a nice thought of creepy nasty people watching you on screen. I can't even watch movies with my family or have them in the same room when I'm watching a film anymore, you just never know. Horror films aren't even the biggest contenders anymore, there is a sub-genre for these films now. The violence, thats okay, the swearing, every one does it, the nudity, cool it already. If a film has a little bit, then I'm okay, but when the biggest reason the film got an 18A is sex, the I feel like garbage. !Probably just putting nudity in the title will generate this views, so now it's an expirement I guess. Hopefully I am prooving myself wrong, so I can delete this list!. So pretty much, !I just want to see how many people would click on this list!. For those of you who clicked on this, do you agree or are you all for more nudity, GUNGA!
You may notice all of these films feature women, jeeh I wonder why, some sleazy people at work here.
I wish that sexploitation and exploitation would go away for a while, it had it's time in the 70's, just give it a rest. As far as I am aware none of these titles are labled as porn, even though they may seem like it, so it would not belong in this list so let me know if you care enough to tell me.
Be prepared to hear what is the point over and over again, but deep down we all know what the point is.
Just 2 and a half days after I made it, and it's sitting at 430 views, I think I'll make another test list about this subject, I can only surmize how that will do. Oh yeah, I wasn't proven wrong. Oh well. Who would have thought people are more interested in nudity, than actual films on site that is designed for film nerds, such as my self.
My review for some of these films are usually negative, including a room in rome.
!TIME TO GET INTO SOME TRASH. Literally, this list could feature thousands of films, all based around female nudity, why do these women degrade them selves, that I do not know. Some of this stuff I put in here may be porn, I have no idea, but it still has some thing to do with my rant, so yeah. Sice half this sh-t looks like porn or exploitation or whatever, I am just goning to put whatever then hell looks like a..... what ever the hell these films are about. Jean Rollin directs a lot of this sh-t. And there is a lot of strange German nude films.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY COMMENTS FROM SENSITIVE SOCIAL DEGENERATES. 18+ stupid ass list. Nasty ass people. Well, I think the views proved what people on this site really enjoy, sure as hell ain't film. I wanted to see how many people would click on it, and a lot of people clicked on it. All I did was right a bunch of names and talk a lot of BS.
No sensitive people allowed. I never liked this list, I only made it because of a you-tube video that angered me. More people click on this than they do any film list, the I feel the need to keep updating it, it's a bullsh-t cycle.
Is it just me, or are these people really hard to add to this list. I type their name in, and no exact results. I don't know. I find it funny how this list has a thousand views, and it is not even about film. 2423 views in the last three days, whatever.
WHY I MADE THIS LIST:( I wrote this when I was mad, I calmed down, so don't take it seriously. I just get upset about certain topics some time.) So I've been following a list for the last couple of days, and was baffled to see it surpass 1100 views in 6 days. That and Elpresador did a commentary with some porn star and all the male nerds were just so happy, jesse rogers was her name. Go watch her videos with her breasts sticking out all the time. I wonder why people watch her, shes a whore that's why, and all the sexually repressed goofballs on youtube like that. So this is for you sickos out there, and what I think of these gross people.
I can't help but laugh at how women fought for all of their rights and such, just to do this. These are the only women I would ever disrespect, you can see why. Besides, how could they even expect any form of respect. Ah, who the hell am I kidding, I couldn't disrespect a woman. This is the same sh-t I complained about in my nudity is bullsh-t list, so it's nothing new.
You know, the more I think about it, maybe I shouldn't be judging these people so harshly. Do they do it for the money or some psychological reason. Maybe I should focus my research more on their backgrounds and not just finding names to shame. I'll probably update to a more mature list, maybe I learn something interesting. Since this is the only one of my list that gets a lot of views, I minus well put a lot of effort into it, just like I would with some of my other lists. I really would like to talk about film, but nobody on this site seems to care about that, especially when it revolves are film lists. Instead I got to talk about this sh-t, something I hate. Whatever.
I don't know what they hells going on anymore, ever since I created this list all that I seem to add to it is more names. Sh-t, I'm turning into the people I criticize. I made this is to talk about an immoral culture, now look at how many names I put on the list. It's getting to me, I must return to the original point of the list.
Guess how I found Vicki Blows, on the playstation store, they sell porn on there for all the kiddies to buy with their parents money. Smart business strategy, but immoral.
Here's some more names: Since they don't have profiles, you can put a face to the name, not that I am telling you to do that.
Here's some names: Female actresses. Eileen, don't be fooled by her beauty. Vicki Blows, she just does photo's I think. Connie carter, natural. holly michaels Charlie lane Abigaile Johnson Bijou Maddy O'reilly Caprice Piper fawn Danni wells, maybe not considered porn. Eve angel Euro-frat, guess she doesn't have a real name Allie haze Bonnie rotten, the tattoo lady. dobra mala Tiffany Thompson Rachel evans Suzie carina Marry Queen Sophie Moone Dona Bell Megan Iwia Zuzana Z. Misa f. Aiden Ashley Kari Milla Silvie Du Lux Pinky June Mia me Jessie Hazz Brandy Smile Demi Moor, nice rip-off name. Leony Dark Eliska Brooke Lee Adams Payton Leigh Beverly Hills Dido Angel Dani Daniels Lena Nicole Hayden Winter Bree Daniels Faye Reagan Alyssa Reece Shay Parker Mia Lenlani Jana Jordan Capri Anderson Jana Cova Carli Banks Melanie Rios Kristina Rose Celeste star Malena Morgan Elle Alexandrea Georgia Jones Isabelle Camille Suzie Diamond Lily carter Marie McCray Abella Anderson Lorena Sanchez Lisa Ann Kate Jones Samantha Ryan Taylor Vixen Asa akira Lily Carter Ariel X Defrancesca Gallardo Monica Sweet Linda Shaw Claudia Antonelli
sickos: Definitely don't want to be near. I can't believe people take on 5 guys at once, what were they thinking? 1. Melissa Juliana 2. Ray Venes 3. Avy Lee Roth 4. Genesis Skye 5. Vicki Vette
Here's some names: Male actors 1. Evan Stone 2. Evan Seinfeld , Seinfeld's van! 3. Lexington Steele 4. Ron Jeremy 5. Peter North
RESPONSE to comments: If there are any, I'll try not to be an as-hole. -To Aisam Ali: I see you have assumed some things about me, and you may have not realized the point I was trying to make, or what I was trying to convey to people. Or maybe I should realize that name calling upsets people. Anyway, just look for the message.
- Ace entities: If you could find one list on this site that has male porn stars for me to copy there names, then please alert me. I donèt know where you find all these male porn stars, but I have only seen one name in that category. And no, I am not going to go search up nudie pictures of men just so they can be a part of my complaining. Besides, there are more women STARS then there are male. If you want me to expand upon my complaining of society, then just say so.
-Jeff O'Neal: What, are you some kind of funny guy or something. What meds am I supposed to be taking? Maybe the internet is not such a hot place for me to be since I can't stand human beings. Maybe you got sensitive over something or I am overreacting, who knows.
- Ace entities: There, they have been included in the description, that's five male names to about a hundred female, see what I am getting at, I don't know what to think about that.
Murray Kevin- Gunga Gee Ga Gunga to you too. These are irafutable factual points, or maybe I'm just Bullsh-ting by adding filler, maybe you are getting sensitive just like a lot of internet people do. This whole list was made to see how many people would click on it, and it succeeded, but I just wrote down whatever I could to make it look like I put effort into it. But in fact it only got views because of the word porn. I don't hate women, I just don't understand why they do these things. And yes I had to go find a lot of these names because the 64 names I copied from other lists won't cut it. You keep on going with your wise voice of the internet mentality.
I do mention spoilers in some of my statements. Be warned
My memories: Time to go back to the past, the oldest films I can recall seeing between the ages 4 to 5 are the Godzilla movies, including the american one. This films were pure gold back then, and some of them still are. I had a lot of them on VHS, what more could a kid ask for. I still love these films to this day, even the american version , most won't agree on that with me.
Then came my obssession with Aliens and Predators, I must own thousands of dollars of merchandise for these films. I consider Alien and Aliens two of the best sci-fi movies ever made. Predator is one of those films that I would watch atleast once a week, I couldn't get enough. I had to have seen it between 70 and 80 times, come to think of it I haven't watched it in a year or two, I guess it burnt me out. I own atleast two to three copies of each of these films, even prometheus.
My crime drama intrest lasted a fair bit of time, I loved Scarface, it used to be my favourite film but now I can't even stand to watch it, the game may have had something to do with that. I eventually found my way into Martin Scorsese films, Goodfellas and all that other great stuff. The Coen brothers made some great crime films aswell, Blood Simple and No Country For Old Men, I loved those films.
Now it's time for the big dog that has yet to be de-throwned from my full attention, Horror. This is where it's at, such a large quantity of trashy garbage that I had access to via The Scream channel, to bad it's gone and has been replaced by Dusk. The very first horror film I ever bought was the ultimate edition of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, it has to be the only time I have viewed all of the special features more than once. From there on in, I was hooked and have yet to grow tired with the genre, it takes up atleast 65 percent of my film collection. ! As of april it has been de-throwned, what a shame, I'd rather watch good movies, I just can't understand why horror films can't be good also.!
!!!STATE OF HORROR FILMS: MY THOUGHTS!!! It's a shame that we don't get good horror movies anymore, we either get generic supernatural ghost tale or low budget exploitation, all of it is garbage. I have to say I am sick and tired of seeing extreme violence, I don't care for it anymore. I am also sick of terrible characters and garbage stories. This genre is on life support, IT'S ALL GARBAGE! I want to be frightended for crying out loud, but nothing does the trick for me anymore. I am more frightened from my own stories than I am from any horror film I can think of. I know how to make the good stuff, suspence and tension are a key, it can be shocking without being gory, and it can disturb you, but the characters have to be unique and the story not so generic, it has to leave you with the sense of being horrified. You could throw in some psychological elements. I try my best to incorporate these keys into my horror stories. In short I can't wait to get out there, I think about it every day, if I die before than it would all be a joke, everything I've worked so hard to create. Who knows, maybe hollywood might be a nuclear graveyard by the time. _________________________________________________
My top 10 favourite actors: As of Mar.5, 2013 1. Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained 2. Kurt Russell, he is always enjoyable 3. Gary Oldman 4. Liam Neeson 5. Jack Nicholson 6. Clint Eastwood 7. Michael Fassbender 8. Christian Bale 9. Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction 10. Daniel Day-Lewis, Gangs of New York
My top 5 fovourite actresses: As od Mar.17, 2013 1. Emily Blunt 2. Keri Russell 3. Radha Mitchelle 4. Heather Langenkamp 5. Naomi Watts 6. Scarlet Johanson 7. Marion Cotillard
Sander Van Gestel is a Cod nerd, don't mind him.
!!!!THIS IS A MESSAGE TO COD PLAYERS, I'm done, for the 100th time.!!!! I haven't touched this game in over a month, and before that at least 5 days. I put 19 hours into it within a 7 days after buying it. I can't believe I spent 120 dollars on this, I don't even have any urge to play it. Every single match is the same, put on various gun, barely go positive, collect 30 plus tags, rinse and repaeeat. Half the time I can't even fire my gun in an engagement, the other half all I here is duh duh duh duh, and then bloop one shot I'm dead. The guns are lame, the maps are dull and boring, they always go to time limit, even if you collect 40 tags yourself. This game has sold 11 million copies so far, but who is playing it. One week has passed, I went from a 7200 rank on the leader board to 9600 rank, then I played for an hour and was back at 8000 rank. Nobody is playing this game, Legend of thunder and Elpresador concure this is the most boring piece of trash ever. Hell, I don't even watch Xcal's ghosts videos, THAST HOW BAD IT IS. I got this 120 dollar game just collecting dust, I'll just stick with BF4 from now until I get Killzone: Shadowfall.
THIS GAME F-CKING SUCKS, here we go... So my dumbass went to EB games to pre-order BF4, I saw ghosts up on the shelf and had no desire to buy it. Then I saw a mountain of Hardened and prestige editions, and I broke. I spent all the money I had saved up when I bought it. I played about an hour and a half yesterday, it's bad, but wasn't as bad as Blops 2. So fast forward to today, I've spent all day trying to get this God damn game to work. It loads properly in the menus, but when I try to join a game, the f-cking thing crashes my PS3, this happened all day. I deserve this, this is what I get for buying this game. But then again blops 2, and MW3 did the same thing. And for any cod nerd saying it's just my Blu-ray drive, you are an idiot, I can play any other game and watch any other movie, except Ghosts. It's good to know IW made such a fine product, that it doesn't even work upon release.
It's been two days of trying to get this game to work again, it worked on Friday, but hasn't worked since. Activision is a joke, same sh-t happens every year. But unlike the last fews years were I could actually join a match and play, this year it just freezes in the lobby right when the match timer runs out. When I enter kill confirmed, it freezes instantly. When I enter team death match, the lobby works just fine and I can hear people talking. The timer runs out, and it freezes. I've searched for hours on the internet for people with the same problems, there's a lot of them. Hell, my computer may have a virus now, all because this stupid ass game refuses to work. I'm stuck with this until February, no BF4, no Killzone Shadow Fall, just a 120 dollar game that doesn't work. How am I supposed to return a hardened edition, EB games won't take it back and give me a new one. Speaking of EB games, how many god damn times to I have to buy a game from them, that is either cracked or defective.
!!!!!COD GHOSTS IS A FAILURE!!!!!! I weep for you. Activision Admits 'Call of Duty: Ghosts' Didn't Outsell 'Black Ops 2' At Launch-Forbes.com. Read the article, Activision is all choked up and making excuses. They know the series is dying, but won't admit it. They stopped as low as too claim a 1 billion dollars in "retail" sales, rather than sales to consumers.
Another article:"Call of Duty: Ghosts launched last week and sales for the UK are in. Retailers have told MCVUK that launch sales for Call of Duty: Ghosts are 50 percent lower than Call of Duty: Black Ops II.
Call of Duty: Black Ops II sold 1.65 million units in its first week in the UK, according to VGChartz. With sales about half of that would put Call of Duty: Ghosts opening week at 0.83 million units.
While these sales figures may seem dire for the Call of Duty series, these numbers don't include the next generation versions of the game. At least in the US, pre-orders for the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 versions of the game are at half of the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions. If it is the same in the UK, Call of Duty: Ghosts will end up selling about 75 percent of what Call of Duty: Black Ops II has sold."
Well, it looks like I was correct about it being horrible. The reviews are in the gutter, the pre-orders have dropped to a new low, people hate it, and interest in the series is the lowest it has been since COD 3. Oh yeah, the multiplayer is infested with social degenerate campers, it's been out for one day and every single little nerd has their camp spots set up already. The game feels like COD 4, I guess that's okay. I think all of the core fans have left already, and most of the pre-MW3 fans could give two sh-ts about COD anymore. It's safe to say little kids are the only ones still playing it. Will I buy it? I not in a rush to get it, I was going to wait until I get my PS4, but I just have zero interest. I'll just stick with Battlefield 4 and Killzone Shadow Fall. I can't wait until VGchartz gets the week one results for this game, just to see if this franchise is truly dead. Call of Duty: Ghosts Tops $1 Billion Worldwide, headline on vgchartz, but that's just sold to retail. I know this game will still sell, but I'm thinking numbers will be lower this time around. Blops 2 numbers were lower, Mw3 was the height of the series, but that game just pissed people off. OFF TOPIC: about PSN tough guys. When MW3 came out, it was impossible to rush around with all the BS, so the game forced me to camp, and that proved to be the proper way to play the game. It was easy, and you get consistent scores. But people would send me tough guy messages. Even when I was rushing around, the campers on my team would cry to me, you can't win with the CoD nerd. So when Blops 2 came out I was back to rushing around, and the tough guys were still crying about this gun or that tactical. I bet you each of this COD tough guys are social degenerates in the real, and if they see me, they'll run.
Flaws: 1. Maps are too damn big, and have no rhyme or reason. 2. This mans army is full of children. 3. The lag is the same old same old. 4. The graphics look like they are from 2008. 5. The single player is moronic and boring. 6. Not a single one of the faults I addressed below were even considered, except for the limp ass specialist. 7. Spawns are too close on the big maps, you always get shot in the back or spawn where you just died. 8. Same gun sound effects used in every other IW game. 9. Strip club map for the little 12 year olds to giggle at. 10. Dogs can kill you from ten feet away 11. Maps are thee worst in series history. 12. Every body hates it already. 13. Whats the deal with the panzerfaust, I preferred the stick with a big firework on thee end of it look. 14. Soldiers with rockets up there ass's combined with the lag and huge maps, DEAR LORD. 15. The game is too slow, combination of the huge maps and WOR type players. As of November 6th, the beast has declared it the worst CoD ever.
3600 views in three days, the Call of Duty people swarmed harder than the porn people did for my other list.
My 10 favourite games of all time: 1. Fallout 3 2. Bioshock 3. Bad Company 2 4. Resistance 2 ( Huge nostalgia) 5. Dead Space 2 6. Fallout New Vegas 7. Red Dead Redemption 8. God of War 3 9. GTA Vice City(PC) 10. Gears of War 2
My top 10 First person shooters: 1. Crysis 2 2. Resistance 2 3. Bioshock 2 4. Halo 3 5. Killzone 3 6. F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin 7. Rainbow Six Vegas 8. Resistance: Fall of Man (It had a certain charm to it) 9. Bad company 2 10. Call of Duty 4 (honorable mention: AvP 2010, I own it on all systems)
My top 5 third person shooters: 1. Dead space 2 2. Dead space 3. Gears of war 2 4. Resident Evil 5 5. Sniper Elite
My top 5 action/adventure games: 1. Uncharted 3 2. God of War 3 3. Mass effect 2 4. Red Dead Redemption 5. Scar face The world is yours
Bets graphics/engine/look (my opinion) 1. Crysis 2 2. Killzone 3 3. Gears of War 3 4. Fallout 3 5. God of War 3 6. Uncharted 3 I do think Killzone 2 had the most jaw dropping graphics for quite some time, I had never seen anything like it before this game was released. It still looks great, I love how dark and gritty it is.
My top 5 PS3 games: 1. Resistance 2 2. Killzone 2 3. Uncharted 3 4. God of War 3 5. Killzone 3 6. Resistance Fall of Man 7. Battlefield 3 8. Uncharted 2 9. The last of us 10. Resident Evil 5
My top 10 PC games: Lots of great memories 1. Battlefield vietnam 2. Sniper Elite 3. Call of duty 2 4. Jurassic park operation genesis 5. Sim City 2000 6. Medal of Honor Pacific assault. 7. F.E.A.R. 8. Killing Floor 9. Grand Theft Auto vice city 10. Left 4 Dead 2, minus all the rude people
My top 10 xbox 360 games: 1. Fallout 3 (ran flawlessly, unlike the ps3 or pc) 2. Gears of war 2 3. Left 4 dead 4. Bioshock 2 5. Halo 3 ( I liked the single player) 6. Gears of War 7. Grand Theft Auto 4 8. Mass Effect 2 9. Borderlands 10. Halo Reach
My top 5 PS2 games: 1. Godzilla Unleashed 2. Scarface the world is yours 3. Grand theft auto liberty city stories 4. Call of duty 3 5. Medal of Honor vangaurd( Thought I would mention it)
Best release years: 2010 1. Bioshock 2, 8 out of 10. 2. Fallout new vegas, 9 out of 10. 3. Mass Effect 2, 10 out of 10. 4. Red Dead Redemption, 9 out of 10. 5. God of war 3, 9 out of 10. 6. Bad company 2, 7 out of 10. 7. Black ops, 6 out of 10. 8. Aliens vs Predator, 7 out of 10.( wasn't as bad as people said it was) 9. Halo Reach, 8 out of 10 2011 1. Dead space 2, 9 out of 10. 2. Resistance 3, 7 out of 10. 3. Killzone 3, 8 out of 10. 4. Rage, 6 out of 10. 5. Crysis 2, 7 out of 10. 6. Skyrim, 9 out of 10. 7. Battlefield 3(sigh), 6 out of 10. 8. Uncharted 3, 8 out of 10. 9. L.A. Noire, 8 out of 10 10. Gears of War 3 11. F.E.A.R. 3 2008: 1. Fallout 3, 10 out of 10. 2. Resistance 2, 8 out of 10. 3. Farcry 2, 6 out of 10. 4. World at war, 8 out of 10. 5. GTA 4, 8 out of 10. 6.Resident Evil 5, 8 out of 10 7. MGS 4, 8 out of 10 8 Gears of War 2, 9 out of 10 2013: 1. Aliens Colonial Marines, 5 out of 10, thats being generous. 2. Dead Space 3, 7 out of 10. 3. Crysis 3, 5 out of 10. 4. God of War Ascenstion, 8 out of 10 5. Gears of War Judgement 6. Bioshock Infinite, 7 out of 10 7. The last of us, 10 out of 10. 8. Killzone Mercenary, 7 out of 10
My favourite franchises: 1. Resistance 2. Metal Gear Solid 3. Silent Hill 4. Dead space 5. Fallout(best rpgs in my opinion) 6. Killzone 7. Battlefield 8. Bioshock 9. Uncharted 10. Gears of War 11. God of War 12. And last and least Call of Duty(I've been playing it for so long, I pretty much have to say it.)
Imagine Me & You (2005)
I despise this film.
This film is trash, one of the worst I've seen in a while. It's messages and morals are messed up. Men are horribly portrayed in this film, for second I thought it was made by a feminist. Ned is dominated by his viscous wife, cooper is a shallow sex fiend, and heck is used and tossed aside in a millisecond. The woman on the other hand are portrayed as whimsical, with whimsical music playing as they are committing adultery, while the man is emotionally distressed at home. I hate Rachel she somehow becomes an instant lesbian, and flirts with another woman on her wedding day, then continues to go out with her while her husbands at home. Heck is backed into a corner, and is forced to leave her, she doesn't even give two sh-ts about his feelings and the amount of pain he is going through. She just runs off to another woman with whimsical music playing, while Heck cries on a rooftop. This film made me think back on films, every time a woman cheats on a man, it is deemed okay, but if a male character were to cheat on a woman, he is deemed as the most vile human on earth and should die.
This film sucks, it's a real " you go girl, show that man whose boss" type of film.
A crowd pleaser, but not what we were hoping for.
10 years, I've waited ten years for this, there was no way it could live up to the hype. This is all I have been doing the last 2 months, scouring the internet for Godzilla this and Godzilla that. I see why people are complaining about this film, and nitpicking ever inch. This was supposed to be the standard for any monster film to come. But the little snots who cry because this was supposed to be a masterpiece of cinema, it's Godzilla, what did you expect. I have viewed this film three times already, so let's get into it.
Audience reactions: The Thursday crowd didn't show much excitement. But the Friday group was going bananas, they cheered and clapped three times, it was a sold out theatre doing this, that is the first time I had ever seen that happen.
The story: It's a very well laid out structure, all be it a little rushed. The first hour sets everything up, it's slow. But once the Muto breaks free, the film is lightning fast, forget time relevance or pacing. The monster madness happens so fast that you don't get time to savour it. The last 30 minutes was rushed beyond belief, the entire city is destroyed in like 30 minutes real time. The pacing really is the biggest down fall of this film. You get nothing, then they tease you, then nothing, then they tease you, they you get everything, but you missed it. This is why you need to see it a second time, it actually improves when viewed again.
Characters/monsters: I forgot about Bryan Cranston just about as fast as the film did. Aaron Johnson was alright, Olsen was good. Ken didn't have much to do besides his( nature, Godzilla) love speech. Sally Hawkins is virtually unnoticeable. And David, he's alright. This film should have been called Muto, they have the most screen time and character development in the film. Who am I forgetting.... I know there is something missing. Oh yeah Godzilla's in this, with all of his 15 minutes of screen time, but it is a glorious 15 minutes.
Effects: The effects are top tier, everything looks great. The most impressive effect goes to the Muto's, they look real good. Like real life good. The cinematography really makes these monsters look larger than life. Godzilla looks good for the most part, but I'm not used to seeing him move so fast. The sound design is really good. Godzilla's roar rocks the whole theatre.
Best scenes: Anything with the Muto's in it, the bridge scene, the climax. But the best scene is hands down one of the most well crafted pieces of cinema I have ever seen. The Honolulu scene, my Godzilla it was so well paced and shot, this scene alone is worth the price of admission.
Notes: It's worth checking out for the casual viewer, I don't see why people wouldn't enjoy it. The action is great, the set pieces are great. And yes, this film is the best monster film since King Kong(2005), hey why not Jurassic Park, yes it is the best monster film since Jurassic park. After viewing this film for a third time, I have come to the conclusion that Gareth dropped the ball. Watch the teaser trailer, that is what I wanted, that is what the people needed. If he had just done that, and then done this film as a sequel, it would have been perfect. We really needed a film to set Godzilla up first.
I haven't written one of these in a while, expect some BS.
First I'd like to address the trailers, Hmm... I only remember the one, I guess I wasn't the only one in this boat. The audience gave some positive hype to it, the Youngin's are into it, I smell new life blood for Godzilla. For me personally, I wanted to cry because it was best thing I've experienced in a while, can't wait.
So now the film, it's Meh. It wasn't a total waste of money, but also wasn't money well spent. I'm only 18, it didn't effect me, but it effected the grown adult audience, that's not good. The two characters had only one set of emotions each. The sister was obsessed, the brother was snivelling. The beginning was boring, the middle got my attention, the 3rd act lost me completely. The two time lines running parallel was just awe-full, just show us what happens and stop trying to seem cool and brilliant, it sucks. There was no suspense or scares, or intelligent scares. Instead it used painful violence to try to put you at unease. And the whole unhappy ending, protagonist losing bit just doesn't work anymore. Same goes for the happy ending/fake out ending. The only way to get a solid reaction is to go out hard-core like.
Ghosts/scares: Sub par generic I guess, I mean I forget them already. The only part that came close to being disturbing was the mom being mutilated and chained up like a dog, but literally half a second later, and we see she is just possessed by a demon and has the intelligence of a house fly. Way to ruin that scare, I thought that was going to be some hard core stuff right there.
So that's Oculus... I think, I don't know I already forget it. It's a bad year for horror and this is the best so far, but the Godzilla trailer was awesome, go pay ten dollars to see that trailer on the big screen.
Modern action classic.
The more I watch this film, and the more modern action movies I see, I have to say this film is one of the best in the last ten years. Most action movies now are just dumbed down to a common level, with actors you don't remember, even SLY and Arnold's latest films were terrible. But this film just works, the setting, the visuals, the violent world with no hope for peace, and of course Dredd laying down the law. It's not over the top and goofy or in your face like Fast 5 or something. There's no dumb comedy reliefs, instead it's very subtle, most of which coming from Dredds reactions to his surroundings and his attitude. The action is well paced, the world is dark, the characters are believable, it all fits nicely. And there is no happy ending, just another day on the job, tomorrow will be the same, but Dredd will always lay down the law. This will be remembered as a classic, in time though.
Battlefield 4 (2013)
DO NOT BUY THIS GARBAGE, anyone who says this is good is lying.
Don't even bother reading what this review says, just go straight to my list about this game, it contains all you need to know, COD GHOSTS IS MORE ENJOYABLE THAN THIS TRASHHEAP.
PS. The bf4 community is worse than the COD community ever was, take that into consideration. There are no BF glory days to be had here, move along.
Don't get me wrong, I played the sh-t out of BF throughout my life. Even though BF3 was technically bad by standards, but I played a lot of it. You see, when you try to expand upon CODS fan base, it brings in the idiots. And when you get the idiots on your team, YA DONE. The COD players pollute this franchise. But for the most time, the game was too damn easy. But the single player had some decent challenge and okay moments.
The campaign: There is two critical wrongs here. First, it's like three hours long, every thing happens too fast. You get put in prison, two minutes later you escape, you meet Dima, he's dead 20 minutes later. There is battles between the U.S., China and Russia, it gets resolved in a less than a week. There's twists, double cross's, civil war, and EMP's. And it all fly's past you faster than you can figure out what is going on. I mean, I like the plot and locations, but it feels rushed, at least BF3's story had some good pacing. It's still better than any thing COD has put out in the last 3 years. The second problem is, it is way too easy. Even on hard mode, you still just breeze through it. Give the kiddies a false sense of accomplishment I guess. I give it a 7 out of 10 stars, I enjoyed it, at least it was memorable, unlike half of the other 2013 games I bought. The soundtrack can be described as cool music that goes with causing mas destruction, it actually fits in very well with the games mood. I would have liked some instrumental versions of the songs as well, but oh well.
Multiplayer: This is where the 3.5 comes in. Maybe I haven't played enough of it yet, but the vehicles, guns, maps, and level up system are the exact same thing you have seen in BF3. Commander rarely ever makes a presence. Other than that, there is nothing new brought to the table. "Well what about counter knifing", all I do is mash the controller. I'm guessing the PS3 and 360 got BF3.5, and the PS4 got the real deal. Leveloution shines bright in Paracel storm, the whole map changes with the hurricane going on, it's a feast for the eyes. I give it a 7 out of 10.
Technical aspects: Is it just me, or does this game look worse than BF3 did. I mean, BF3 looked great when it was released, but this game just looks blah. The textures are range from beautiful down to downright atrocious. You remember what the game looked like in the trailer, yeah it looks nothing like that. The rain is this games highlight, I love the glare it makes when combined with the lighting. I guess I am just going to have to wait for the full experience when I get a PS4 in February. Another thing, this game seams to cause problems with my internet when I try to go online, sometimes I get signed out, and sometimes it tells me I can't connect to EA servers. There is a few minor problems with loading times, and strange glitches in the story mode. There are big pixelated blotches, and unloaded textures. Enemy soldiers fall through the floor so you can't kill them, and have to restart the checkpoint. One glitch, I fell down a pitfall and died, then I re-spawned all the way down where I fell, luckily it let me finish the mission.
I don't know what dices problem is with trying to copy and paste COD, and why do they refuse to make Bad company 3, was it not kiddie enough to be successful. So the game could be considered good, just nothing great. Still better than every other shooter that was released this year. I give it a 7.5 out of 10.
NOW YOU WANT A REVIEW OF MULTPLAYER, CLICK ON MY NAME AND READ THE BF4 LIST, THE COD FANBOYS WILL LOVE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT. The review continues in my BF4 list, because it won't all fit in here.
Call of Duty: Ghosts (2013)
Social Degen of duty: Ghost gets shot in the back
DON'T READ IF YOU ARE A CALL OF DUTY SOLDIER. I only bought this game so I could suffer through it's BS, that and I've been playing this franchise since 2004, it's kind of hard to just stop playing it. I get amused when people claim to be old school COD players when they started Black ops. Now, I have nothing good to say about this game, mainly because the god-amn thing doesn't work when ever I try to play it. Most of the issues from BLOPS 2 return, plus they had some other game breaking ones as well.
The story and survival: The story mode is almost as ridiculous as Homefront, it's your standard American fist bumping, teaching the kiddies to be patriotic and violent. The survival with aliens is flat out lack luster, zombies got old after two games, this got old after two minutes. Story gets 0 out of 5 stars. Survival gets I out of 5 stars. Off to a great start so far IW.
Multiplayer, the only reason anyone bought the game, which was a pretty weak reason to begin with. Here are the flaws I have discovered in the mear hour and a half I have played, or should I say, I could only play because it hasn't worked in two days. That IW, it's good to know the millions of people on PS3 don't deserve your exclusive platinum quality that you give to Microsoft. Flaws: 1. Maps are too damn big, and have no rhyme or reason. 2. This mans army is full of children. 3. The lag is the same old same old. 4. The graphics look like they are from 2008. 5. The single player is moronic and boring. 6. Not a single one of the faults I addressed below were even considered, except for the limp ass specialist. 7. Spawns are too close on the big maps, you always get shot in the back or spawn where you just died. 8. Same gun sound effects used in every other IW game. 9. Strip club map for the little 12 year olds to giggle at. 10. Dogs can kill you from ten feet away 11. Maps are thee worst in series history. 12. Every body hates it already. Besides the maps and camping, the biggest problem is IW has tailored this game for campers, it literally forces you to "adapt" to their new formula. Rushers get punisher, while MLG pro campers get rewarded.
Here's a paragraph from my "CoD ghosts sucks" list, it describes how the game plays for me. It's been two days of trying to get this game to work again, it worked on Friday, but hasn't worked since. Activision is a joke, same sh-t happens every year. But unlike the last fews years were I could actually join a match and play, this year it just freezes in the lobby right when the match timer runs out. When I enter kill confirmed, it freezes instantly. When I enter team death match, the lobby works just fine and I can hear people talking. The timer runs out, and it freezes. I've searched for hours on the internet for people with the same problems, there's a lot of them. Hell, my computer may have a virus now, all because this stupid ass game refuses to work. I'm stuck with this until February, no BF4, no Killzone Shadow Fall, just a 120 dollar game that doesn't work. How am I supposed to return a hardened edition, EB games won't take it back and give me a new one. Speaking of EB games, how many god damn times to I have to buy a game from them, that is either cracked or defective.
I have confirmed that all core COD fans have left already, and that all pre-MW3 fans don't give a sh-t any more. So that leaves factual evidence that 12 years olds are the only ones left, and the unfortunate adults that.... hide in corners and head glitch for a KD ratio IN A VIDEO GAME, WHAT DOES THAT GET YOU IN THE REAL.
If you want my full thoughts and rants about the game, go check out my list. As I am writing this, I am thinking of trying to go get the game to work, even though my efforts are futile. The game is a complete disaster, but the COD nerds will still defend it with their lives. Well, I'm off to go see if this game will work.
Nov. 13th/14th update: So I got the game to work on the 12th, and have put eight and a half hours in so far. The multi-player is broken beyond repair, you spawn and die within half a second at least a dozen times every hour, if it ain't that, you are probably just getting shot in the back. I play kill confirmed exclusively, since you can't very well count of getting kills, you minus well go for tags. And I consistently beast because nobody plays the objective. The guns suck, aside from the pump shoty and HB. There is barely anyone playing, I'm level 32 and am already rank 10'000 in the KC play-list. On the positive, it is more enjoyable than BLOPS 2, I love the Honey badger, Tar 21, and also spread my time through whatever garbage they through in. I haven't touched anything outside of AR and SMG categories, squad points are scarce, to bad you couldn't just unlock them as you progress. Stone Haven and Soveriegn are a snipers paradise, they just run around and quick scope you in a millisecond, or snipe you across map with an ACOD scope, same sh-t different year. I've only met one player who I had to battle with for 1st place on the scoreboard. He got the better k/d, but I always got more tags, so I claim victory.
Embrace of the Vampire (2013)
Godzilla says this movie sucks, and so do I.
So this is apparently a remake of some soft core porno, you know the industry stooped low when they are remaking porn. This movie is very boring, maybe it has to do with the one dimensional characters that ooze blandness every time I see them. Maybe it's to do with the fact that the first hour doesn't make any sense. Charlotte has issues, yeah okay. Maybe it has something to do with the WTF Pre credits scene, all I know is the film jumps back and forth between reality and dream land.
All that I got out of this film is college is a pretty gross place, the women are like some torture masters. They haze fresh-mens by forcing them to strip and drink hard liquor, and if they don't comply, they are beaten. And if that's not the worst part, Charlotte is molested by some lesbian rapist, this right here showcases the soft core source material, that and about a dozen other sex and nude scenes. Then she's got this pervert co-worker breathing down her neck, he gets touchy feely and even stalks her. At this point the film showcases how unlikable all of the characters are. So Charlotte succumbs to the basic human need for sex, and lets Chris(her co worker) do the deed. But he gets killed before he can do it, was I supposed to care, I'll admit I laughed a little. At this point in the film it's pretty much twilight with all the love and BS drama between the girls and boys. So when will this end, oh another 20 minutes, I'll just skip to the end. And that's it, she kills the vampire and has a good cry, because she is going to be the new vampire, or something like that.
It's a terrible film straight from Canada, I knew that before the credits ended, it had a Canadian feel to it. I gave it a 1 out of 10, more so because it wasted my time, every thing about it is bad, and it's just a bland and uninteresting story. Gunga Gee Ga Gunga, as Elpresador would say, it's terrible people.
Why is there a 5 year old in the theatre.
So I'm guessing this was remade because the of the surge of teen bullying that is going on in the news, so they thought it was time for an update. Too bad they didn't update it one bit huh. You know, they should have remade it, instead of following the original in every way shape and from. This is a pointless film, why was it made. They reuse the same scenes, same dialogue, no matter how goofy and dated it is. What was the deal with them putting that montage in this film, why would they put that in there.
The teenagers in this film are so Hollywood, Chris is like the god*amn devil, she is evil incarnate. And the whole prom theme, do the kids even care about that in this day and age, I don't know that's an American thing. And the whole teacher bullying Carrie, is this for real, I have never ever seen a teacher bully or allow bullying to a student. Every single thing in this film is complete garbage, except our two leads. Mortez was very good as Carrie, but the problem with that is, she pretty much just copied Sissy Spacek's performance. She was good, but I have seen it done before, and much better at that. But I still did feel her pain, and felt bad about what happened to her. Her reaction to Tommy dying was much better here, than it was in the original. I never much cared for Mortez before, and never understood why people liked her, but considering this is the first time she has ever given a good performance, I don't have a problem with her anymore. But the one who steals the show is Julianne Moore, she surpasses the original Margret White in my opinion. When she first appeared at the school after the incident, I could just feel her presence. The gym teacher was much weaker in this film, she didn't sit right with me.
Overall, the film is very disappointing, they had a huge opportunity to update this properly to fit with modern society. But no, it plays out as if it were still in the 70's. It has it's high and lows, but it was enjoyable. But the reality is, you could just stay at home and the original, or the tormented, or anything about this subject matter for dirt cheap.
Gamera 3: Iris kakusei (1999)
Best Kaiju film, uh no.
I was surprised about how much people praise this film, I just finished viewing it, and I'm not that impressed. "Well you just didn't get the superb plot". Oh I got it, I just think it's stupid. Ayana somehow lifts a immovable stone, which causes some tentacle monster to hatch. So she raises it with the intent of sending it after Gamera. Was I supposed feel some sort of emotion when the characters and story progress. One, Iris looks cool, but frankly isn't a huge threat. Maybe for a little kid Iris will stir up some tension, but I didn't see any danger. And I was right, because he just gets his stomach ripped open in one punch, and is down for the count.
The plot was very sub par for a trilogy final. This film pretty much goes like this: 40 minutes of set up, 1 hour and 20 minutes until some thing happens, and 1 hour and 47 minutes of MEH-NESS. Seriously, you wait almost an hour and a half for like 2 minutes worth of monster fighting. What's the point of them putting three different monsters in this film, and have no fight scenes. It feels almost like they wanted to make a good movie, instead of a monster movie, I watched this to see monsters blow sh-t up, not some BS revenge story that is completely ridiculous.
I feel as if I should address the scene where Ayana offers herself. It's like some Japanese hentai. Let me repeat her words " Iris, I'm so hot(as she opens her blouse), what...HAHAHAHAHA? Then Iris grabs her with his tentacles. What was the deal with that, HAHAHAHAHA, I can't stop laughing. Oh yeah, the subtitles for this film are atrocious, you miss half of the dialogue because it doesn't even show up on the screen. But it is nowhere near as bad as the Godzilla vs. Megalon DVD, they pretty much just changed the dialogue for that.
I may not think to highly of this film, but that doesn't mean it's bad, it's actually very well made for a monster movie. But other than the quality, the 90's Godzilla films are much more enjoyable and fun to watch. This film is very violent, I would compare it to Godzilla vs. Destoroyah with the amount of carnage, but this film goes more into graphic detail, which is surprising.
I didn't care about any of the characters, the plot was just fine, there was no action, and it was genuinely unpleasant. But I still recommend watching it you like monster movies.
A Night in the Woods (2011)
The queen of toxic women.
This movie is horrible, the characters are despicable, it's not even scary. Let me tell you the two biggest problems with this film, these two problems that pretty much ruined the whole film.
Problem 1: Kerry, the girlfriend to Brody, and I also guess to Leo too. The first few minutes we see her, I knew she was no good and was sleeping around. That's one thing, but she brings Leo( her other lover) on her boyfriends camping trip. She then continues to ignore Brody, and treat him like he is the bad guy. But that still isn't it, when Brody goes off into the woods, she takes Leo into the tent and begins having sex with him. But little miss prince throws Leo away too. And now she is all mad, and upset. But that still isn't it, when Brody tries to take her safely out of the woods, she stabs him to death, then cries for him to come back. Kerry is one of thee worst female characters in horror history, you just can't wait for her to get her come up-ins, but we don't even get to see it.
Problem 2: There is maybe about two minutes of exposition about the woods, and it isn't even well done. We have no fear, or understanding of what is happening because it doesn't even set up the horror properly. Compare that to The Blair Witch Project, we get tons of background history and stories about the woods, and the witch. We know to be afraid of the woods, and know it is a bad place to be. But here, we don't get jack. This movie focuses more on enraging you over an adulterer girlfriend, so don't care about 2/3rds of the characters, and we have no proper set up. This film fails so hard it's not even funny, I think they added the horror aspect as an after thought.
This movie is just a sad and anger fuelled mess. So as usual, stay away.