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Stargate Origins: Episode #1.4 (2018)
Bad Bad Bad
This has a 5 rating? Are you not watching or just don't understand Stargate?
The dialog was beyond stupid. Cat is extremely annoying and who ever did there makeup needs to be fired. I'm not sure what they were fighting but it wasn't a Jaffa. And did anyone else catch the curtain was open the half closed and then completely closed? This has been the worst eps so far. The only person that knows how to act is Connor Trinneer.
Cannot connect with these new characters.
OK. Here is my summary of STAR WARS - A BAD JEDI movie
The movie starts out with an Sprint to T mobile call, which as we all know, has really bad communications.
However, this is just a ruse because we all know that the Empire uses Death Star telecom (known as ATT) which is used throughout the galaxy.
BUT WAIT! We discover later in the movie there is another telecom company known as THE FORCE communications. (aka Verizon) this is what Rey and Kylo use to talk (can you hear me now. Yep galaxies and galaxies away. Kylo and Rye used THE FORCE FACETIME APP on the Metaclorian WIFI from Verizon.
This is the only thing that binds the two stories together.
1st Story: This is the story of OJ Simpson being pursued by LAPD for 6 hours at 35mph down a highway. But it is IN SPACE. The 2nd part of the movie is a CRAP attempt to recreate the Dagobah training that Yoda did for Luke but instead of a SWAMP it was Paradise Island. Yah Luke isn't stupid. However, Rey learned NOTHING except how to sleep on a rock outside his door for 30% of the movie Chewie did a Cameo and ate chicken. With the 13 herbs and spices and Chewie wasn't sharing. Then there is the "cave" scene, which was a Harry Potter rip from the chamber of secrets. Looking into the mirror of desire wanting to know his parents but in Reys case. NOT! Rejected!
But she can span her fingers. like cool 60s beatnik teen. Yeah daddy-O
The story was to draw Luke out and he never did. He didn't even have his FORCE (he suppressed it) because he knew better. That old Jedi wisdom I guess.
So, after 2 hours of "hot pursuit" Dukes of Hazzard line without Daisy. The Rebels end up getting caught (blown up). Hell, that Vice Admiral purple haired twit watched them for a good LONG SEC and then decided well I guess the herd is thinned out enough. Hmm, let me try this... Atomic batteries to power turbines to speed. LIGHT speed slash and crash.
Not much in the way of things Disney typical adds of chars for selling purposes so I am okay with that. The FX were AWESOME and that helped detract from the story.
Oh, wait WHAT STORY? WHAT PLOT? WHAT ANYHING?
Sadly, I could not connect with any of the characters like I did with Eps 4-6. Even Luke was to distant. I think the whole point of these new movies is to kill the old for the new. But the new what?
Last, I would recommend it to everyone just because I am bias and I love STAR WARS even if it was CRAP.
The critics must have gotten paid by Disney to give it a 93% vs Fans 56% on rotten tomatoes .
You might be saying to yourself, "if it was so bad why did it make so much money?" Simple, people needed a fix for Star Wars and die-hard fans will watch garbage no matter what. Heck I did.
This is written with love from my brother.
Strike Back: Episode #6.3 (2017)
Section 20 is now Section Dummy
Strikeback Retribution (SBR) will be forever the TV series that fans revolting from this lame storyline. If you were trying to kill the memory of Philip Winchester and Sullivan Stapleton then SBR is the show for you. There is absolutely no budget for this series. Nina Sosanya bad acting to the zero chemistry of the entire team. I found myself rooting for the bad guy. This eps is nothing more than a 1990s BBC action TV series. The only reason why it gets a rating of 4 is the moments of Sergeant Samuel Wyatt kicking some ass. The number one line for Nina is "Jane Lowry."
Scorpion: Queen Scary (2017)
Best Eps to-date
This is the best eps to-date for one reason only; Joshua Gomez! That's right Morgan from Chuck guest stars with the crew of Scorpion. As always it is funny because Toby Curtis (by far the best character on this show) rips off his quibs on Sylvester. As usual, Walter is an ass- hat but all in all this show was good because of Joshua Gomez. Hope to see more of him on this program or on others.
Could have been better
Lionsgate and WWE making sub-par movies once again. However, If you are looking to kill some time then this movie is a good action flix that will fill that void. We have a Die Hard 3 type movie.
The best part of this was actor Patrick Sabongui; aka Vasti Radan. His lines were funny and he hit his lines perfectly. The two people that Adam Copeland, aka Lucas Nolad, are lame. First, they want him then they don't then they use again and then send home. Then there are the parts where the prisoner, Vasit, is handcuffed then not cuffed.
The fight scenes are good and I only saw one WWE wrestling move.
All in all, The acting gets a 6 but I give the movie a 4 because it could have been written better. One note: Julia Benson character was just wrong from the start. If I was Lucas I would have said to her face the first time she gave me attitude to "F OFF". -ha
The film is enjoyable if you are like Vasit. LOL
Another Eps of saying 5H!T. 16 times in this EPS. (SPOILER)
I don't know what the problem with the writers but last episode and this episode was brought to you by the word 5H!T. After seeing the moss and then hearing the story of the husband wanting to kill his wife; I figured s/he was hallucinating from the moss. Either that or she didn't make her husband a sandwich like he wanted and decided to let her know.
But the open heart surgery was grasping for straws. Although, I was rooting for the bald guy to choke her out. In the end, the doc was funny. Especially when she got bitch slapped.
Now Lucy sarcasm was nice to hear it was the best part of the show.
These writers need to learn how to write. You don't need to say the "S" word 16 times and 1 "God D" to make a story work. Dark Matters has 0 on the foul words scale and made the story work. In fact, it was better than Killjoy.
Outcast: A Darkness Surrounds Him (2016)
After 15min into this show. I couldn't take it any longer and wanted to pull my eyes out.
I started to watch this because of the actor Philip Glenister. Philip is a well-accomplished actor and from what I did see of him does an excellent job. But the writer depicts this world as a backwater, uneducated bible belt, bunch of dumb-asses (my words) world. First the kid and the cockroach, then the recluse, and then some kid is violently put in the closet. Maybe that was Harry Potter.
I turned it off after that.
AMC has a good show called Preacher. That's worth watching.
Mr. Robot (2015)
This TV series reminds me a lot of the movie called Algorithm (2014)
You can watch the movie here: https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=6qpudAhYhpc
Yes, the story lines are different but the theme felt the same. Mr Robot ripped off this movie with the "talking in my mind" crap. And what is the deal with the homosexual garbage? Had nothing to do with the story. Unless the writers were telling us, that homosexuals have problems. Company issues, murder, and self-esteem problems. Maybe that was the message because I didn't see anything else.
I suspected in eps four that Mr. Robot was off his med and then after eps 6 I figured it out. I give this show one more season.
American Ninja 5 (1993)
Made for TV
This movie has a PG-13 rating in America. Why? I don't know...
It should have been just PG for it's time and not the rating is TV-14. You can show this movie on any of the local stations without editing.
Of course it would be late night. I had no problems letting my kids watch this show. In fact it has less violence than today's cop shows and less adult situations than some stupid comedy on evening TV.
In fact I think the movie is up there with the Ninja Turtles. However, Ninja Turtles had better acting.
Yes you can watch this if there is nothing else on TV. However, I would rather take a nap.