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Have enough braincells? Watch this to fry some!
Yes. This is the worst movie to be nominated this year. Enough of this alter ego & sh!t. I just lost 2 hours of my life that I will never get back. There are plenty of good movies to watch & many indie movies with unknown actors are far better than this. DON'T TRUST THE RATINGS & GOOD REVIEWS! Because all the good reviews you see for this movie are all around global studio plants & spam accounts. And thanks to the thousands of sock puppet accounts who voted it with 8, 9 or 10.
There is no story, no acting. Not worth watching. Stay away people if you value time! Avoid at once! But if you have enough braincells & you want them to fry, then go ahead & watch this.
Only good thing about this movie was Edward Norton. 2/10
No Strings Attached (2011)
No Brain Attached
Rom-Com, that is Romantic Comedy. Yeah. Give me a break. First of all there is no romance and no comedy. This is just some pretentious drama containing some cheap jokes in between. No story, no acting, no script. WTF? What even are they doing? Only good thing in this is good shooting sets & decoration. Why even they mock a such a good actress? The actors seem all pretentious as fcuk. Even Natalie didn't seem real because this is not what she should do.
Including sick period jokes proves how desperate the screenwriters are because they have nothing inside their skulls. One of the dumbest movie that tries toooooooo hard to be funny but it's not.
1/10 is enough.
Bhoot Aaya (2013)
Dumbest Ghost Documentary
Seriously? Why defame the channel by making such ridiculous program? There is no authenticity of such stories. Most of the possessed victims are girls in villages which is actually not caused by any kind of spirits or anything. Usually these are the result of suppressed sex anxiety coming out from them in a form of hysteria.
If you want to create documentaries then go to some deserted Fort or place where you can find some facts & creepy subjects to make episodes. Even they dramatize the whole thing that is nowhere close to reality but looks like a mockery.
Worst ghost documentary ever.
Avoid at all cost
OK, this is not a review but a WARNING!!! Do not watch this. This is beyond terrible. And don't read/listen to the morons who say this is good. The people who liked this movie because
1. They don't know what a horror movie is.
2. Probably they watched it while on cannabis.
3. They were afraid of a doll when they were little kids.
4. They have lost enormous amount of braincells in past few years.
5. They have amnesia or dementia.
6. They are afraid of little claustrophobic effects.
7. They are spammers who are paid by the production company.
So that sums it up. Unfortunately if you have watched The Conjuring, then that may create interest in this but take my word you will regret for wasting your time/money after watching it. And if you haven't watched The Conjuring, then avoid at all cost.
The Truman Show (1998)
BASTARDS watching a BASTARD
The Truman show one of the fcukity-fcuk-fcuk sh!ts I've ever seen. I mean come on. Truman's whole life is a TV show & he is in an artificial dome that is purposefully made for him! Yeah right, like Hollywood has nothing else to do except being sadists & manipulating a person in all way & enjoying the view from their little rathole. The story is completely fcuked up.
Now logic. Is the world free of any logic? Do they even have any kind of consciousness? Fcuk no. They are all sick fcuks who enjoy seeing a lab rat getting tormented. The whole world is doing nothing but watch Truman show, how more could it be so pretentious? The acting part was as sh1tty as the story. This is made in the 90's era when people were so hysteric about TV shows / Reality shows. That's OK. But this movie holding a high rating on IMDb shows that there is a huge amount of TV hysteria patients on here.
Depicting your own show is best in the world which is based on a sadistic observation of a Bastard doesn't make you great but a Bastard yourself.
This is as sh!tty as Natural Born Killers (1994). 2/10.
It's time to fcuk yourself!
Bored of watching dumb time travel movies? The ones usually get fcuked up in a space & time continuum? Then you should really watch this. It has everything. This is not a fcuked up experiment or a world saving sh!t you are wasting your braincells here. This is what called time-traveling.
Great storytelling, cinematography, screenplay, graphics, atmosphere, soundtracks & every sh!t in this is just fantastic. It is indeed one of the best sci-fi movie of the decade. The two people in the casting just held the movie from the beginning to the end with great effort.
A must see for sci-fi-ethan-hawke-time-travel-fans. And you can go fcuk yourself!
India's Got Talent (2009)
It's about money, not talent
This is by far the best reality show in Indian Television history. A mashup of all the talents out there, unlike the singing/dancing competition. It gave chances to many people with very different skills to participate & to show up in a big screen.
The auditioning part is the fun part, all types of people/creature rush in to show what kind of moron they are & make up laugh on their pitiful act of nonsense.
Sometimes it's about money & not the talent. Winners of season 2,3,4 are all douchebags who won the prize just because they got more messaging votes not because they have real talent. The runners up were actually better & more deserving. But what can I say?
Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao (2009)
I'm a Copycat, Get Me Out of Here!
*Sigh* The Indian tradition follows. Another copycat version of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Among the growing numbers of dumb reality shows this one is much better than others. The participants were well selected (who have no shame of course) and they volunteer to do whatever the producer says (From getting semi naked in front of *not secret cameras to eat sh!tty creatures).
Tries too hard to get the high ratings but fails. After all it does have entertaining value, which kept the show going. After the eliminations, it started to get boring down the hill. Disappointed the winner was not the one I expected.
Most Disturbing Horror Series
Aahat is the most disturbing TV series I have seen in my life. The first season was of thriller genre based on crime investigations but from 2nd season, it was programmed to be made on horror elements. The 2nd season is generally considered as first season of Aahat series because the popularity gained was because of the horror genre not from the first thriller season.
I've watched almost all episodes from all seasons & I bet these are the most disturbing & terrifying TV series based on horror fiction. The season 1 & 2 episodes (which were actually season 2 & 3) were the most intense & nightmarish. The stories were so absurd with the paranormal components, the creepiness of the characters, the lighting (usually they used a special type of camera & lighting for the whole series), the sound all made it a masterpiece. Even the season 1 & 2 episodes were more terrifying than most of the Horror movies which are basically nothing but jump scares & cgi trash. Any kid below 13 would sh!t their pants or at least pee if they saw the episodes.
The series downgraded from season 4, the series 3 was OK but it kept repeating the cliché from season 1 & 2 but managed to hold the value because of the stories. Series 4 was all seemed like a joke, 3 ghost hunters going on several missions - sounds like they don't have creepy stories anymore. But Season 5 is planned to be aired I hope it's going to patch up for the season 4.
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Jokers of the Galaxy
From their appearances to the dialogues, from their stupidity to moronic activity they seem to be the MOST POPULAR Joker gang in the Galaxy. Their jokes fail all the time. Some call them superheroes, when they have no super powers. And the little magic they show that has no meaning at all.
*spoilers* When Peter Quill started dancing in front of Ronan, that was the MOST RETARD scene any superhero movie can ever pull. WTF does that supposed to mean? That not only shows the shallowness of Peter Quill/protagonist but also defames the Villain/Ronan.
The purple blast scene. That was just a simple patch-up to show that - YES! we are INVINCIBLE! (but actually they are not). Some people say that this is their best Superhero movie. I think they are licking the CGI poured in into this, otherwise there is nothing special.
It being in IMDb Top 250, is a disgrace. Big Joke.