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A few things inspired by my insane family:
John Shooter shows up at Mort Rainey's doorstep wearing a huge sombrero saying "You stole my story..."
After seeing his agent, Mort drives up to Amy's street and looks around. He begins to think: "This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife." He turns the car around to face Amy and Ted. "There they are."
"Why'd you put it on?"
"I don't know."
"Maybe he wanted you to."
"Why would he want me to put his hat on?"
"Well...cuz you just look so damn sexy!"
Location: Las Vegas
Looks: ocean blue eyes and honey blond curly hair, 5'2"
Talents: analyzing and criticizing (not in a mean way)
Actor: Johnny Depp
Actress: Dakota Fanning
Singer: Ashlee Simpson/Avril Lavigne/John Mayer
Band: The Ataris/Evanescence
TV Show: Boy Meets World
Color: I kinda like em all
Actor: Orlando Bloom
Actress: Lindsay Lohan (would say Hilary Duff, but I really can't consider her an actress)
Singer: ok Hilary Duff (and Fantasia Borrino. I'm a Diana and John Stevens fan!)
Band: Blink 182
TV Show: There's a lot
What Is And What Will Unfortunately Forever Be:
[misc1] = the government
[love5] = Orlando Bloom
[dead] = Elvis Presley
What Is And What Will Hopefully Forever Be:
[uhoh] = mistakes
[upset] = anger
[eyes] = intolerance
[sad6] = grief
[love10] = joy