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Eli Parker Is Getting Married? (2003)
Chip McCuiston should be "Oscar" McCuiston
Not only is this one of the best movies of 2003, perhaps the best actor of the new millennium sends his star to the heavens in an understated, complex, and breathtaking role. Chip McCuiston's acting ability and "assets" are on display throughout a large portion of the film, and all the audience wants is more. The best scene in the movie is Chip's naked romp through the forest, buttocks on display. Only an expert eye would notice that each ripple of butt cheek was perfectly choreographed by Chip to capture the mood and heartwrenching suspense of the scene. Fabulous. Chip, we can't wait to see you on 'Celebrities Uncensored.' This movie will forever change how movies about guys who play pranks in and around weddings will be made, like, forever.