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Disaster Movie (2008)
How can a humans intelligence sink to this level
This is probably the worst 'movie' I have ever seen. It is actually an insult to the human brain. All characters just appear and disappear randomly and without explanation and all of the 'jokes' are dragged on for about ten minutes.
This starts with a random caveman (in a 'spoof' of 10,000 BC) is being chased by an unknown predator. In an absolutely 'hilarious' moment he falls face first into a pile of excrement, obviously one of the highlights of the movie for the six year old who wrote it. He then encounters Amy wine-house, who appears to be drinking gasoline and she tells him the world shall end in 2008. It is very distasteful to mock Amy wine house as she recently died from her drinking and drugs problems. The man then wakes in 2008, in bed with his girlfriend, who proceeds to randomly dump him and get out of bed with some random dwarf and flavor fl av? Why this scene was included I will never know. The main character proceeds to have a sweet sixteenth party even though he is twenty five. Here we meet Juno, who knocks out her boyfriend with a guitar, Kim k who notices the guys from Superbad are stealing drinks, some random black guy trying to shoot them, Carmen Electra In a parody of wanted, Dr Phil molesting some teenagers and Javier Bardeen killing some random guy. His gig also arrives with a new boyfriend, who isn't mentioned throughout the rest of the film. Carmen and Kim have a random wrestling match and there is a twenty minute long dance scene parodying High school musical. Then the camera shakes and everybody panics for some reason. Juno, Kim, black guy and will hide in a building where they fight the sex in the city girls. They then encounter a dying Hannah Montana, who you will want to strangle by the end of the scene. Kim randomly dies for no reason, Hancock 'hilariously' flies into a pole (proving the comic genius of the writers) after being shouted at by some irritating kid. The girl from enchanted then climbs out of a sewer and gets run over. She falls in love with the black guy and then randomly reveals that she is a me th addicted prostitute who is pimped by the prince and lives in the sewers. We then encounter iron man, hell boy and the worst made hulk ever (yes even worse than the 2003 one) who are all crushed by cows for some reason. They then try and save wills GDP from the museum, return the crystal skull to the altar and save the day. Kung-fu panda then appears and after a stupidly long sequence, kills the black guy and the transvestite enchanted. The main character then marries his girlfriend and I was relieved the movie had ended. We then had to endure a fifteen minute song and dance that was completely pg 13 appropriate in which all of the characters declare that they are having sex with other people of the same sex. The worst scene of all though is the twenty minute long segment in which Alcon and the chipmunks appear, sing two crappy songs, turn rabid and eat Juno. Whichever three year old who laughed at the rest of this drivel will have been disturbed by. If you want a decent parody watch airplane or the naked gun, and avoid this at all costs