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Strange Wilderness (2008)
Crazy, stupid, gross, weird, ridiculous, and totally awesome
No, it's not the best movie in the world, it's not the smartest, but I laughed my ass off, and I mean it literally, i watched it in my living room, and as a result, i'm forced to neal as i type this up. If you liked grandma's boy, then you'll like this better.
So many funny people in the cast: Jonah Hill, Justin Long, Kevin Heffernan, Alan Covert, Peter Dante, Ernest freakin' Borgnine! It's great!!!
I understand if other people don't dig it, but these guys had the balls to go out there and make a movie without a plot and it was a kick ass decision.
Went to the midnight screening.
And it was absolutely amazing. I'd been anticipating it since i saw the first one, and it certainly didn't disappoint. Me and a bunch of friends bought slyders before we went. (and chicken rings, those are awesome, but I digress) It was a completely different type of movie than the first one, but that's okay because they're both awesome in different ways!!! I won't ruin anything for anybody, but I will tell you to go out and see the movie immediately,and drag your friends along with you. And then buy the DVD when it comes out so that we can have another adventure with our Marijuana Minorities of Movie Magic!! I for one am going again on Saturday... and Sunday.
I know a lot of conservative people that post on here were concerned about it being too political, but it really wasn't. The movie isn't like anti terrorist punishment or anything, it just shows how ignorant a lot of Americans are post 9/11. And if that's the way the real Bush is in real life, he just went up like 12 points in my book.
I never thought I'd say that, but this movie makes the impossible possible.
Very few people seemed to know they should hang back after the credits. I usually do anyway, so I got to see the little peak into the possible H&K3.
And a magic thing happened. Where usually after an awesome movie, me and my friends are the only ones who stand and applaud at the end, this time, we were joined by all of our fellow audience members... Granted they were all pretty baked I'm sure, but it was justified.
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Aside from everything...
Aside from everything, like Dan Aykroyd's dwindling ability to write a compelling story with good dialog, the ridiculous "say whaaa" parts, and Elwood's complete change in character, what grinds my gears the very most, is the poster, it was advertised "Aykroyd, Goodman: They're back in blue" completely disregarding the existence of the great John Belushi.....
plus the movie sucked major balls if not for the music, and the kid's dance skills, i couldn't watch it....
so very sad, and unfair!
Happy Feet (2006)
Visually amusing. Slightly comically amusing, but otherwise PHHT!
Is Happy Feet visually amusing? Yes, at times it is downright astounding. Is it funny? Only in the places that comic genius Robin Williams saves it with his delivery. But in the long run this movie is downright boring.
Maybe I've just been a slave to cartoons for as long as i can remember, but I thought the plot was bland, and played out.
Here's a message for everyone in Hollywood with an idea for an animated movie in which the main character (a fish, a bug, a car, some animal, a toy, a toaster) is "different" and he "finds his purpose" while on his "journey" DON'T!! For God's sake, PLEASE don't. I'm so tired of it. To be quite honest, in this one, when Mumble was jumping off the cliff to go into the water, i was really hoping for him to hit an iceberg on his way down to end the movie there. I'm not knockin' tap-dancing, it's a cool thing, but it would've been much more original, and i would've laughed my ass off.