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Captain Phillips (2013)
Absolutely ridiculous -so bad it's laughtable...
Well ,I really tried to watch Captain Phillips but it was just stupid and I had to walk out. First of all ,the concept of the movie was okay ,but it was executed as a pretentious 'realistic based on' kind of movie instead of just an action movie or thriller which could work a lot better.
Second ,some parts in the movie caused a lot of people in the theater in a way of 'dude ,wtf did I just watched?' such as the scene revealing the fact the Somalian pirates took over the ship bare foot or some parts with stupid cynical jokes that made Captain Phillips looks like some sort of a Z Grade comedy made in Somalia including Tom Hanks as the main character.
In conclusion: avoid at all costs -overrated ,boring ,stupid ,don't waste your money.
Piranha 3DD (2012)
Well...I wasn't expecting anything special after watching Piranha 3D ,but Piranha 3DD is even worse and easily one of the worst movies ever made.
In my opinion ,Piranha 3DD failed due to the fact that the people who were in charge of this crap were using the some of the lamest excuses I've ever seen just to keep it running: naked boobs ,some blood ,awful plot and lazy script writing -a crappy collection of random scenes that has nothing to do with anything related to Piranha 3D--I thought the piranhas were supposed to be more dangerous or something...
Not awful enough for you? there's a lot more: no character development nor any interesting twist in this movie (too predictable and boring...) not mentioning that David Hasselhoff is doing a role of himself as a lifeguard and the movie is including a scene of a piranha coming right out of some girl's vagina and biting some dude's penis.
In conclusion: crapfest ,pure garbage ,avoid at all costs.
That's My Boy (2012)
Sandler has reached an all new low.....this is actually worse then Jack and Jill and absolutely painful to watch -dozens of dick jokes are included too...
Well...I wasn't expecting much from this movie but I didn't expect it to be as bad as it is -another kind of 'rated arg for pirates' kind of comedy reaching an all new low. Like many of Adam Sandler's recent movies (like Jack & Jill ,Grown Ups ,Just Go With It etc....) ,it was pretty bad and obviously a lame excuse for a comedy movie.
First of all ,everything related to the story was bad: lazy writing ,no character development ,bad script (nothing really happened during the entire sequence of events....) ,not mentioning how bad and unfunny the jokes were -too vulgar and sexist most of the time ,including a lot of 'dick jokes'--there was even some really gross scene showing Adam Sandler jacking it while looking at some picture of an old lady....!!!).
Oh and if that's not awful enough ,the acting of the cast was pretty lazy and not really convincing at all not mentioning how dull and boring it is.
In conclusion: worse then Jack and Jill -simply awful ,painful and unfunny: avoid at all costs.
Good concept but the execution was just bad and unfunny
Well ,Wanderlust is another one of those movies with a good concept which was simply going down the drain because of its bad execution.
The first thing coming to mind while watching this movie is the fact that it's simply not funny in every possible way...the whole thing needed some decent editing on the writing: jokes (which were vulgar) ,sequence of events (really boring...nothing really interesting happened during the movie...) ,characters (needed some more character development...) ,and script.
In addition to that ,the movie really missed one of its most important points: showing how uncomfortable George and Linda are feeling in the Elysium community and how they're dealing with it during their everyday life... and besides ,I think that the casting of Paul Rudd was obviously wrong- someone like Ben Stiller ,Owen Wilson or Vince Vaughn would've been much better as George.
In conclusion: waste of time ,unfunny ,crapfest.
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
Crapfest & snorefest -pure garbage...
Well ,I've really tried to watch this movie -and watched the entire thing.
Needles to say it was just a waste of time (basically an unnecessary movie with a random sequence of events like some video game...) ,not mentioning how lame and dreadful it was: the whole plot was extremely stupid and so predictable it was almost obvious--Alice joins forces with some other survivors to reach a safe haven called Arcadia (which is actually one of Umbrella's trap -the most shallow and dumbest twist of the movie...).
In addition to that ,the whole movie was extremely boring and even the action parts with the zombies /undead were lame ,not mentioning that even the CGI and the slow motion parts couldn't even help it...the script was just terrible and written by some really lazy writers (there weren't even character developments....).
In conclusion: waste of time -avoid this worthless crap.
Bad Teacher (2011)
waste of time -avoid this horrible unfunny movie
Well...I've watched this entire movie (it was extremely hard to watch) ,it was another one of those movies with big hype around them which supposed to be funny--except it's not funny at all. The whole thing was written and executed by some lazy people who consider this movie to be a comedy -it's a very shallow movie with vulgar and sexist humor.
Worse ,there wasn't much of a story nor any plot developments or any interesting character -the whole thing was a dead end since the beginning of the movie ,a complete waste of time.
And besides ,this movie was so immoral it feels like reaching an all new low for our lives. In conclusion: pure garbage ,pure crap ,awful beyond words -avoid at all costs.
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)
Lame excuse for a comedy movie: unfunny ,boring ,and really stupid
Well ,it was extremely hard to watch a movie like Good Old Fashioned Orgy...I just had to stop watching because it was just unbearable and stupid -a really lame excuse for a comedy movie.
It's another one of those sex comedy movies without any plot nor any story at all--in fact the worst part of it is that it's simply not funny in every possible way ,not mentioning how vulgar and stupid it is -and it's also pretty boring and endless too.
The whole thing doesen't even have a story at all--I mean ,a group of 30 year olds who have been friends since high school attempt to throw an end-of-summer orgy....that's got to be the most ridiculous pile of crap I've ever heard and seen in my life...it's just uninspired and the whole thing is stuck already ,like nothing happens from the beginning to the end of it.
Worse ,the humor is very vulgar and illogic in every way--and besides ,the cast was terrible and the direction was even worse...who was in charge of this crap anyway?...the fact that such movie was even produced is just awful.
In conclusion: awful beyond words ,unfunny pure garbage ,total rot ,crapfest ,snorefest ,avoid at all costs.
The Hard Times of RJ Berger (2010)
First of all ,I'm not really into those kind of sex comedy movies or TV shows at all -but Hard Times Of R.J Berger is definitely one worth watching. It's a weird combination between something like 'Superbad' and high school life's akwardness.
The show's plots aren't amazing (some and most of them are unrealistic or just okay) ,but they're always having some good points or just relating to something you can hook up with when it comes to high school life or just some points of everyday life -in a funny way...the jokes are written with a good sense of humor. The cast was pretty good and very convincing ,some the characters were realistic and had a good impact on R.J's life -Miles ,Lily ,Amy ,and Coach Sinclair -R.J's parents weren't really realistic but they were funny in an extra ordinary way.
The show's humor usually use a vulgar kind of humor ,but it's just a shame on MTV that canceled it...I mean ,I've seen movies ,tv shows ,and music clips which are way worse and more vulgar (like American pie etc') -and unlike them ,this show is funny and the sexual references are used as a tool for humor and not taking the main focus of the plot. in my opinion ,it's one of the only shows which season 2 was even better the first one ;it had some good developments and disappointments in R.J's life...season 3 could be pretty good ,but Hard Times Of R.J Berger would be remembered for funny episodes like 'Yes We Can't , 'Cousin Vinny' ,'The Lock-In' and 'Ugly Jenny'.
Jack and Jill (2011)
I've watched Jack & Jill just to check out if it's as bad as the reviews are saying -and well...it's a pretty bad garbage -not the worsr film but it's exactly the way South park pressented it: "Adam Sandler is Jack...Adam Sandler is Jill...it's Adam Sandler in.....rated arg for pirates ,f*** you..."
Like many other of Adam Sandler's recent movies(especially like Grown Ups or Just Go With It) ,the movie doesen't really have a story nor any developments for both characters and the plot -the whole direction is just bad and the whole thing needed a very decent editing to everything related to the writing -characters ,story (nothing really happened during the entire movie) ,sequence of events ,and especielly the jokes (I barely had a few smiles and one laugh -the movie was just stupid and unfunny...).
It also seemed like most of the cast was just unnecessary (Katie Holmes was a decoration ,Al Pacino -what the hell was he doing there anyway?...a role of himself ?! give me a break !) including Adam Sandler ...the whole movie simply lost the most important thing and turned pointless: being a comedy showing how Jill makes Jack's routine crazier (could be another funny movie like the earlier 90's/2000's movies with Adam Sandler...shame).
In conclusion: avoid at all costs -unfunny ,stupid ,total rot ,crapfest ,snorefest ,pure garbage.
it's an honor to see an Israelian horror film with a good idea ,but the movie isn't good nor scary at all
Well...it's a good thing that some people finally did an Israelian horror film (which is also independent) which have an interesting idea and a story related to everyone in Israel and the world (sudden violent behavior raging out in everyday life...).
Even though the main idea was good and had some nice atmosphere and location (a forest) ,the whole story becomes pretty pointless and boring after 15-20 minutes like a dead end or a collection of bad subplots ,not mentioning how funny it is -almost a private joke of the cast and crew. In my opinion ,the writing ruined it more then the direction -the whole script is pretty empty and the sequence of events is not good and doesen't have enough or any plot builds at all -not mentioning any character developments (especielly the killer-the movie didn't even mention his name nor his goal at all)...at least the end was okay I guess...the killer was waiting on the road looking for a ride while no one helps him saying Israelians are s*itty -that's a common thing for people waiting for a ride here in Israel.
In conclusion: could be much better.