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Captain Phillips (2013)
Absolutely ridiculous -so bad it's laughtable...
Well ,I really tried to watch Captain Phillips but it was just stupid and I had to walk out. First of all ,the concept of the movie was okay ,but it was executed as a pretentious 'realistic based on' kind of movie instead of just an action movie or thriller which could work a lot better.
Second ,some parts in the movie caused a lot of people in the theater in a way of 'dude ,wtf did I just watched?' such as the scene revealing the fact the Somalian pirates took over the ship bare foot or some parts with stupid cynical jokes that made Captain Phillips looks like some sort of a Z Grade comedy made in Somalia including Tom Hanks as the main character.
In conclusion: avoid at all costs -overrated ,boring ,stupid ,don't waste your money.
Bad Teacher (2011)
waste of time -avoid this horrible unfunny movie
Well...I've watched this entire movie (it was extremely hard to watch) ,it was another one of those movies with big hype around them which supposed to be funny--except it's not funny at all. The whole thing was written and executed by some lazy people who consider this movie to be a comedy -it's a very shallow movie with vulgar and sexist humor.
Worse ,there wasn't much of a story nor any plot developments or any interesting character -the whole thing was a dead end since the beginning of the movie ,a complete waste of time.
And besides ,this movie was so immoral it feels like reaching an all new low for our lives. In conclusion: pure garbage ,pure crap ,awful beyond words -avoid at all costs.
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)
Lame excuse for a comedy movie: unfunny ,boring ,and really stupid
Well ,it was extremely hard to watch a movie like Good Old Fashioned Orgy...I just had to stop watching because it was just unbearable and stupid -a really lame excuse for a comedy movie.
It's another one of those sex comedy movies without any plot nor any story at all--in fact the worst part of it is that it's simply not funny in every possible way ,not mentioning how vulgar and stupid it is -and it's also pretty boring and endless too.
The whole thing doesen't even have a story at all--I mean ,a group of 30 year olds who have been friends since high school attempt to throw an end-of-summer orgy....that's got to be the most ridiculous pile of crap I've ever heard and seen in my life...it's just uninspired and the whole thing is stuck already ,like nothing happens from the beginning to the end of it.
Worse ,the humor is very vulgar and illogic in every way--and besides ,the cast was terrible and the direction was even worse...who was in charge of this crap anyway?...the fact that such movie was even produced is just awful.
In conclusion: awful beyond words ,unfunny pure garbage ,total rot ,crapfest ,snorefest ,avoid at all costs.
The Hard Times of RJ Berger (2010)
First of all ,I'm not really into those kind of sex comedy movies or TV shows at all -but Hard Times Of R.J Berger is definitely one worth watching. It's a weird combination between something like 'Superbad' and high school life's akwardness.
The show's plots aren't amazing (some and most of them are unrealistic or just okay) ,but they're always having some good points or just relating to something you can hook up with when it comes to high school life or just some points of everyday life -in a funny way...the jokes are written with a good sense of humor. The cast was pretty good and very convincing ,some the characters were realistic and had a good impact on R.J's life -Miles ,Lily ,Amy ,and Coach Sinclair -R.J's parents weren't really realistic but they were funny in an extra ordinary way.
The show's humor usually use a vulgar kind of humor ,but it's just a shame on MTV that canceled it...I mean ,I've seen movies ,tv shows ,and music clips which are way worse and more vulgar (like American pie etc') -and unlike them ,this show is funny and the sexual references are used as a tool for humor and not taking the main focus of the plot. in my opinion ,it's one of the only shows which season 2 was even better the first one ;it had some good developments and disappointments in R.J's life...season 3 could be pretty good ,but Hard Times Of R.J Berger would be remembered for funny episodes like 'Yes We Can't , 'Cousin Vinny' ,'The Lock-In' and 'Ugly Jenny'.
American Virgin (2009)
another garbage sex comedy movie ,total waste of a script
Well...American Virgin is another comedy movie that has lots of sex and nudity scenes along with vulgar humor and a story that missed the whole point of it (showing Priscillia's hard life after she's being a well known porn star and her denial to it maybe...).
The whole movie is simply not funny and most of the developments aren't good nor interesting not mentioning how boring it is -pretty dry and dreadful for me...the cast and the script weren't good and most of the characters didn't really have any impact on the story. And besides -the whole end *(big spoiler here)* was really cheesy and unrealistic not mentioning how stupid it was when Priscillia found out she wasn't the naked girl in the tape....lame.
In conclusion: waste of time -not a good movie at all.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
lame excuse for an action movie: awful ,uninspired ,and pointless
Well...I wasn't expecting much from this movie but I didn't think it would be that bad either.
It's a highly overrated and hyped movie which is a complete waste of time...the problem with it is simply everything: writing (characters ,story ,sequence of events...) direction (terrible...) and cast (unconvincing).
It has a ridiculous story which was written by some very lazy writers and it's really uninspired that recycles the whole 'revenge' thing in movies these days not mentioning the flat and meaningless characters and the random sequence of events that doesen't make any sense at all.
And besides -it's long and endless ,boring ,pointless ,and awful.
In conclusion: trash ,a garbage movie which is a lame excuse for an action movie.
Just unbelievably unfunny crap. This awful show is a slap in the face for everyone who likes good comedy ,a show for idiots ONLY
Well...I don't get it. How could this TV show become such an overrated hype?...it's because people are just as stupid as this show is.
The whole thing about the show is just ridiculous and it simply fails in every simple category -the writing is pretty bad (kind of dumb punchlines along with some unfunny sarcasm for every joke...) ,terrible characters recycling every other sitcom's characters and bad plots (uninspired and unoriginal in everything...) ,not mentioning the terrible direction and awful cast which is unconvincing and unfunny at all.
And besides -it's not even funny at all ,it's even impossible to crack a smile out of it...it's pure garbage ,a comedy without a comedy and a comedy without any humor at all...
In conclusion- lame excuse for a sitcom: uninspired bad plots with unfunny terrible writing...pure garbage.
pure garbage and stupidity ,unwatchable terrible movie -total crapfest
Well...after watching this movie with a few friends I've realized how bad this movie is while watching it. It's a ridiculous movie with no plot nor story (the whole sequence of events is just random...) ,pure stupidity with low vulgar sex humor and fart jokes that isn't even funny at all. In addition to that ,the cast and the direction were just terrible (the cast including Missy Pyle so you can guess how unconvincing and unreliable it is...) not mentioning how sexist it is. And besides -an adventure of two weed smokers on the roads...? that's one of the dumbest crap I've ever heard and seen in my life ,not mentioning the dumb end showing Bush smoking. In conclusion: low garbage ,pure stupidity ,unwatchable waste of time kind of movie for normal people -this movie is for teenagers only ,avoid at all costs.
Grown Ups (2010)
grown downs ,major disappointment
Well...this movie is such a major disappointment and could be so much better if the writing and direction would have a decent editing. The reason it's so bad is that it's simply missing the whole point of it -having a family vacation with lots of trouble showing the generation gap between the parents and their children. The whole story gets too messy when the story and its scenes are focused on irrelevant details and characters (like those guys from the basketball game...) instead of the already known variety of characters. And besides ,most of the cast was pretty bad (especielly like Adam Sandler which was smug ,Salma Hayek was unconvincing ,Maya Rudolph unreliable ,Rob Schneider was simply ridiculous ,and David Spade as his usual flat meaningless characters.....) not mentioning it wasn't funny most of the time (there were a few funny jokes but that's it) -and it was sometimes very vulgar and sexist. In conclusion: waste of time ,overrated and hyped.
Disaster Movie (2008)
One of the worst movies ever -an embarrassment to humans ,what the heck is this awful crap?.....
Well ,after watching this for checking out if it's as bad as reviews are saying I was terribly shocked by the simple fact of why did people wanted to make this movie in the first place -and well ,it's way waaaay worse then what the hating reviews are saying.
Pluse ,it's incredibly stupid- pure stupidity ,an insult to human civilization along with awful direction and acting. It was so horrible that it had absolutely no plot nor a logic sequence of events not mentioning the bad cast (Paris Hilton ,Kim Kardashian ,and Carmen Electra are already awful enough...) and the fact that the movie just can't be a parody to single other movie or TV show -it's just can't decide what kind of jokes and humor it has (what the hell does TV shows and movies like Alvin & The Chipmunks or Juno got to do with disasters?...!?!! it was unbelievably unfunny ,there wasn't even one single funny joke....).
And besides, the characters were incredibly stupid and non of them was really interesting nor had any personality at all -not mentioning the fact that the movie was simply too long and dragged like a real train wreck of stupidity meltdown coming out of everyone involved in making this awful crap /garbage.
In conclusion: an all new low ,unfunny and pathetic piece of crap ,total rot ,pure garbage ,total crapfest -awful beyond any words ,just avoid it!!!.