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The Village (2004)
The most boring movie ever?
Not really, but the most boring one I've seen this week. I won't go on about the plot in fear it might ruin the experience for you. But I must say I hope you don't spend an hour and a half of your life watching this dribble. It's not frightening/scary, it's slow and boring. By the time its over you won't give to bits about the ending because you will be bored beyond comprehension. But if that's the sort of thing you enjoy, by all means see this movie. It is quiet certain that M. Night has strayed far of course since the days of making the classic Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. His last attempt was alright but now he's just making gibberish.
It gets 2 out of 10 from me because I found Adrian Brody to be pleasantly funny as the towns retard. Other than that there is no bright part about this dribble. Sorry, but there isn't.
Predator 2 (1990)
Man what a lousy flick. How they managed to mess up the sequel of Predator so bad, I will never know. Let's see, the dialog is crap, the story is nonsense, the only thing this movie has going for it is the music and we get to see the Predator with some new gadgets. And all the characters were annoying, even the Predator went overline with too much talking. Not even Danny "im too old for this s**t" Glover could save this sorry excuse for a movie. And get this, they use a perfectly good line from the first movie "your one ugly...". Please. Go home and get a better script people.
Why they handed this task to some nobody who had only directed two films(one of them known for possibly being the worst Freddy Krueger movie) is a mystery. They destroyed something that could have been a successful enterprise.
Don't kid yourself, if you have half a brain you'll avoid this mumbo-jumbo shot em up junk of a movie. For Predator extremist fans only. 3/10
The Dark Crystal (1982)
Best Puppet Movie Ever?
I think this movie is possibly the best puppet movie ever made.
It is stupendously well done and the whole thing is just bursting with beauty. The nostalgia of this fantasy is one that everyone should and could enjoy very much. 10/10 for a terrific puppet-film.
The plot isn't always very thick, but the film makes upp with it's beauty, it works so well. Definitely not a "kiddie-movie" though, it has dark and horrific scenes.
The story goes that Jen, a Gelfling, has to recover the shard from the Dark Crystal, he sets off on a journey to find it and it goes on from there.
I won't spoil it for you. All you need to know that if you like fantasy, puppets, and crazy stuff, this is the flick of the day for you.