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This film is a work of Shakespeare
I cannot believe this beauty has opened to hatred & rage. It makes me cry just thinking about how hated this movie is. Come on lacking realism can be a GOOD thing, I love that rapping dog & someone should give him an Oscar for Best Original Song: Party Time.
When So not Jack & Kate fell in love at first sight was an excellent piece of cinema & especially all those flash back scenes. I really love how they included countless comic relief characters to keep us entertained since James Cameron's Titanic never should've been a drama in the first place. After all, those "sad" moments are downright cheesy & of course that animation. It is quite possibly the best animation I have ever seen, suck on that Pixar!
It is the most original movie of all time as the ugly stepsisters, two robbers & more was never thought of before & THIS FILM was the catalyst to the reason as to why most films are unoriginal as they all attempt to rip this masterpiece off.
In conclusion, I consider to be the greatest thing of all time & is perfect in every way, if you haven't seen this work of art, you must! *choke* *choke*
For Ghost Host - Is This Supposed To Be Funny, For Kids?
In Ghost Host, the flying dutchmans ship breaks & stays with Spongebob. He loses his scare & needs to regain it. Now hears why I really got to ask.
1. The dutchman makes it looks like his house is on fire 2. He pretends to eat Gary 3. He gives him tentacles 4. Ghosts come out of some of his things.
Now for the worst things about it. 2nd scariest part: the end, Squidwards Mom asks him why he didn't call him & then her face asks, then a large clarinet blows in his ears & The dutchman flings him in to his art gallery. A Large monster with a bajillion eyes eats him & sends to his living room where he encounters a Giant Demonic Spongebob whos eyes slither out & spiders come out of it revealing the Dutchman.
The scariest moment is the pop-ups if a toddler was watching this, he would have nightmares for YEARS.
This proves how terrible Spongebob has become
In Atlantis Squarepantis, Spongebob & Patrick find a piece of the amulet which gets them to atlantis. While they are there, they discover an ancient bubble they accidentally popped & now must return home but Plankton somehow appeared.
Why is this the worst Spongebob episode... IT'S A FREAKIN' MUSICAL! None of the commercials REMOTELY HINTED at this being a musical. Also, instead if taking the classic mythological approach & have King Neptune as the leader, We get Lord Royal Highness (voiced By David Bowie).
Another thing about this episode I hate is the fight scene A: The atlantians weapons don't do s*** on them B: They are overglorifying Sandy too much. Come on, Spongebob knows karate, Patrick can brawl & Krabs was a navy champion.
Bottom line - when people say this is the worst I totally agree. Since this was a musical & the commercials didn't hint at it being a musical was bad & there was SEVEN SONGS in this TV movie, plus it goes on for about 45 minutes.
Also, the back story for the aliens was atrocius. The traveled billions of light years on foot through the void of space for the sake of the bubble & they replace Spongebob & Patricks mistake for Plankton, making the bubble not so important after all.
It's Half Good & Half Bad
Now before you guys go all ape on me I'll talk about what I like about this game
1: The Gameplay - The gameplay is fun to experiment with. 2: The Skylanders - Collecting all 32 of them is ridiculously fun! 3: The Graphics - It Looks Awesome 4: The Music - The music in these areas are great 5: The Co-op: The co-op is extremely fun with friends
Now let's talk about the bad stuff in this game 1: The story - It's a very ovious story separated in to way too many chapters (plus it's about gathering items for the core of light (ooh that's original)) 2: Only Being able to play with one other friend - the co-op IS super fun but I would've liked to play with other characters 3: The difficulty - some levels are really easy. The only hard level is the final level (But even that has easy moments) 4: The ruins... or whatever they call it in Skylanders - after you explore the area for a lot of times, it can get really boring & meh But the worst thing about this game... Is the characters. Almost every single Damn character in this game is obnoxius, I'll name them all off
Hugo: While he doesn't do anything annoying, he's CONSTANTLY wiping his glasses
Quigley: This guy has lame lines & can be annoying
Cali: She isn't really that interesting & doesn't do much either
Now let's look at the three worst characters in this game (also, they're on par with Jasper Batt.Jr)
Diggs: This guy does nothing & has an annoying voice, when he gets hurt, you'll be so happpy
Flynn: Doing the voice Flynn is without a doubt the biggest mistake Patrick Warburton ever made. He's full of himself & constantly says he did everything. He probably can't even put up a good fight if you put him in combat with Magikarps.
But by far the worst character is... Kaos: This F***ING villain is the worst character we've ever created. Yes, even worse than Gurgi from The Black Cauldron. Why, he has the kind of voice & dialogue which we should never listen to. He boasts through out 80% of the time he is in screen, also he has the kind of voice we should not listen to making him even worse. He is very obnoxius & is only geared towards toddlers (which is bad enough since the game got a certificate 7 over in the UK). But even toddlers will want to snap his neck.
Bottom line, this game is mediocre. While the gameplay is fun. The characters are some of the worst we've seen in a long time.
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (2010)
Incredibly overrated & disappointing
People call many video game franchises like Call Of Duty, Halo, FIFA, Pokemon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Kirby, Legend Of Zelda, Portal and many more games copy & paste games. But when Mario does, how does he suddenly get a free pass.
Mario Galaxy 2 is nothing but a copy-paste game. Music - copy paste Levels - copy paste Gameplay... you guessed it - copy paste
Also for a game with the word Galaxy in the title, there is very little universe in it. The first game was able to pull of levels while keeping it in the galaxy.
Also the game is insultingly easy. The game is SO AFRAID of you failing that it constantly holds your hand. The first game had it's fair share of easy & hard but not Mario Galaxy 2.
Look, you can't call other games like Assassin's Creed, Metroid, Starfox & many more copy paste game & ignore it when Mario does it.
Ultimate Spider-Man (2012)
What have they done you Spiderman?
In most Spiderman cartoons. Spiderman is a very likable character. 1994, Amazing Friends, 80s, Spectacular, They're good shows.
In Ultimate Spider-man, Peter Parker is an annoying douche who is a big slap in the face towards Spider-man since the cartoon makes him look down right stupid.
Also, who said Spiderman needs friends when it's clear he is one of the strongest Marvel Superheroes.
Overall, this cartoon is an insult towards the Spiderman cartoons, comics, fans & even Spiderman himself wouldn't be pleased with this show.
Poketto monsutâ Burakku (2010)
This Is The Highest Quality Pokemon Game So Far
What started out in 1996 as a video game made by Nintendo evolved, creating more pokemon. This generation introduced 156 Pokemon, the largest & the most creative roster of pokemon.
I can't believe people say Gen 5 is the worst generation of pokemon, here's the truth, these are designs that Pokemon from the first four generations lust for.
Some of my favourites include Excadrill, Scrafty, Druddigon, Oshawott, Volcarona, Zoroark, Samurott, Hydreigon & My Favourite pokemon, Zekrom. Pokemon I don't like are Emolga (a pachirisu with wings), Basculin (the child of a carvanha raped by a piranha plant), Alomomola (Gyarados food)& Audino (Chanseys lame asstisant).
Bottom line, this is a masterpiece along with Heart Gold & Soul Silver in the Pokemon games. Definitely get this one & the sequel. They're brilliant.
Is it OK for me to say the looney tunes are overrated?
I understand why people liked them but for me, they were just bland, forgettable, boring & unfunny cartoon characters. I do owe them a gratitude for staying good for 80 years but they didn't offer much towards me.
The only good looney tunes episodes & the ones with Roadrunner & Wile.E.Coyote, Bugs Bunny... hate him! Daffy Duck... hate him! Porky Pig... you guessed it I hate him as well! For me Tom & Jerry is the superior old cartoon, it perfected cartoon violence where the Looney Tunes for me were forgettable. If your little, I can't stop you from watching it, you'll probably enjoy but if you hate comedy, this is a definite skip.
Ransen! Pokemon sukuranburu (2009)
You may like this game. If you want to do t like a million times.
It only has two generations of Pokémon, gen 1 & 4. Also is only has 7 levels which you would play like a million times. You could get this game if you wanted to play the same level a bazillion times.
The toy Pokémon is kind of cool, but being a toy is the excuse of why they don't level up or evolve.
But is it terrible, of course not. By far the best thing about this game is its fun multi player. You can have up to four players & all go kill enemy Pokémon for kicks! The multi player is awesome, you could get this game. But it only has the same 7 levels & nothing really changes about it.