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Could have been a home run, but was always going to go foul.
The one lesson Hollywood has never learnt, is to give up on something when it's been done to death. For instance, the 1st 3 Police Academy movies were good, the remaining 3000 of them weren't.
The same thing happened to the Major League movies, the 1st was brilliant, the 2nd was mediocre with some excellently funny moments dotted about here and there and the 3rd was terrible.
This is not because Major League 3 - Back to The Minors is rubbish, far from it. I found it to be a very entertaining movie. What killed it dead, was the decision to make it part of the Major League franchise.
This movie could have easily stood on its own two feet as just another great baseball movie. Instead, in a bid to tie it in with the two movies that came before, we have a movie that just tries too hard to live up to a reputation that had already been destroyed by Major League 2.
With the exception of 3 or 4 cast members, most of the original actors did not return for this outing and what we're left with is a contrived plot for the actors that did just to tie this in with the franchise.
Roger Dorn, (Corbin Bernsen), now completely retired from playing, is now the owner of the Minnesota Twins and all the affiliated feeder clubs associated with them. He hires his old teammate and washed up pitcher Gus Cantrell, (Scott Bakula), to manage his AAA team The South Carolina Buzz, who like in the 1st movie, are a bunch of no talent misfits until Cantrell licks them in to shape. Already with the Buzz are Rube Baker, (Eric Bruskotter), who is later joined by old Indian's Teammate Pedro Cerrano, (Dennis Haysbert). Just to give that very much unneeded link to the past.
On a visit to see Roger, Gus is reunited with another old team mate of his, the vain and extremely arrogant Leonard Huff , (Ted McGinley). It is evident that these two men detest one another and have done for years. Huff is always ready to belittle Gus regarding what he perceives as his failed career and his minor league status, and Gus despising Huff's brutal and arrogant style of baseball management.
More out of rivalry than for entertainment, an Exhibition match is set up for the Buzz to play the Twins at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, (Sadly now demolished). Realising the Buzz are on the verge of winning, Huff fakes a power cut to try to save some face.
However, the press have latched on to the rivalry and tension between Gus and Huff and require a definitive winner to the grudge match and both sets of players are merely pawns in a private war between the two managers. Only this time, Gus insists that the Twins play at their ballpark.
ML3 is a really entertaining movie, ruined by a desire to shape it in to something it didn't need to be. Whilst I won't begrudge any actor their pay cheque, The Roger Dorn character didn't need to be Roger Dorn, Cerrano didn't need to be Cerrano and no character from the previous 2 movies needed to be revived for this to be a good film. In fact, it would have been better had they not done this at all.
However, one character that did return that I was genuinely glad to see, was the brilliant Bob Uecker reprising his role of wisecracking sportscaster Harry Doyle. Most of the movie's belly laughs come from his droll commentary and his rivalry with his stuffed shirt Minnesota counterpart.
One annoying aspect of the movie is the annoying Guitar riff that's played every time a cast member utters the name of the Twin's star player and resident psychopath Carlos Liston, played well by Lobo Sebastian.
Bakula is really good here and so is McGinley. McGinley is often given a lot of stick by some for overplaying his characters. His character here is worthy of some overplay as he should be a figure of dislike and ridicule and McGinley made the character of Leonard Huff exactly as he should be.
For the guys, Jensen Daggett plays Bakula's love interest and very pleasing on the eye she is too and it's a shame she hasn't done a great deal since.
A great little movie, but sadly, one only created to sit in the shadow of it's big brothers. However, sometimes even the runt of the litter can stand up for itself.
The Fastest Gun Alive (1956)
Do You Know Who I Am? Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?
When discussing famed movie cowboys, Many of you will immediately think of John Wayne or Clint Eastwood. However, how many of you would immediately think of Glenn Ford?
For my money Glenn Ford was a great actor, one of those brilliant all rounders that could do anything. He was great in contemporary pieces like 'The Blackboard Jungle' or 'The Big Heat', but it was in Westerns that Glenn Ford found his ideal niche and I'm going on record by saying that 'The Fastest Gun Alive', was the best of the lot.
Ford plays George Temple, who to all who know him, is a mild mannered, store owner in the secluded town of Cross Creek. His wife Dora (Jeanne Crain) is an expectant mother and in Cross Creek, they seem to have found their peaceful Shangri-La to live out the rest of their lives.
To a lot of the townsfolk, George seems withdrawn and secluded and is often the subject of mild ridicule from some of them, but if they knew the secret he harbours, they might, however, have thought twice about it.
One day a stagecoach arrives in town and aboard her is an old man with a great story to tell. In another town not far from Cross Creek, a gunfight had recently taken place between notorious outlaw Vinnie Harold, (Broderick Crawford), and known fast gunman Clint Fallon (Walter Coy), for no other purpose other than to massage the vanity of Harold to ensure he was the fastest gun alive.
On hearing the news, George becomes even more withdrawn, the result being even more derision from the townsfolk. The usually teetotal George, heads to the saloon where he drinks whiskey while the townsfolk continue to talk about the Harold/Fallon Gunfight and using guns in general, Unable to keep quiet any longer, he gives the tough talking townspeople a dressing down and a few lessons on how to wear and pull a gun effectively. When asked about how a store keeper that doesn't even wear a gun knows so much on the subject, George drops his bombshell secret in the movie's best scene.
"I'm the fastest gun alive. Faster than Wyatt Earp, faster than Billy The Kid, faster than Fallon and faster than the man that killed him".
As suspected, the towns people do not believe him and think that the whiskey he has been liberally imbibing has made him have delusions of grandeur. Pride dented, George retreats to his store and retrieves his hidden gun, much to the dismay of his wife who is desperate for him to keep his past secret.
Undeterred, George returns to the saloon and proceeds to demonstrate that he is who he claims to be, by shooting bullets through two silver dollars mid-flight and shooting a falling beer glass before it touches the floor. lesson learned, the towns people are humbled, but George, now knows that as soon as word gets around of his skills, Vinnie Harold, or some other moron like him, will be looking for him so they can prove who is the fastest gun alive.
George prepares to leave town but Dora, having lived through similar scenarios refuses to run again. The townspeople in order to protect George's anonymity and their town, make a pact that no one will ever mention what occurred. That is until an 'on the run' Vinnie Harold arrives in town and is told the story about the silver dollars by one of the young children of the town. Now wanting to prove once again who is the best, Harold approaches the church where the entire population of Cross Creek is congregated and threatens to burn the entire town to the ground if the so called 'fast gun' doesn't present himself for a showdown in the next five minutes.
It is here that we learn that George Temple's real name is actually George Kelby Jnr, Son of a sheriff gunned down in an ambush years before who taught his son all he knew about pulling guns to the point that the son even surpassed the father in skill.
Despite the pact they have made, the townspeople, not wanting to see their town turned into an inferno, try to force George on to the street to face him. George is forced to reveal another devastating secret to the townsfolk, that despite his skills, he has never pulled a gun on another man and the thought of doing so fills him with fear and terror. The thought of killing another man or being killed himself makes him sick to the stomach. So much so, that he couldn't bring himself to avenge his own Father's death. However, Vinnie Harold's deadline is almost up and a decision has to be made.
The Fastest Gun alive is probably one of the most atmospheric westerns ever made as it is more a character driven piece rather than your common all garden western movie. With the exception of Vinnie Harold and is cohorts, who have no redeeming qualities whatsoever, you can empathise with all the characters in this film to a degree.
The only gripe of the entire movie is the out of place dance sequence with Russ Tamblyn doing his acrobatic tumbling through a barn. Don't get me wrong, what you get from Tamblyn is pretty darn good, but why the hell was it in THIS particular movie.
Great movie, great plot and great acting and definitely Glenn Ford's shining gem in a career already gleaming with them.
The Saint (1997)
Why did they make this a Saint movie?
I'm a massive fan of all things Saintly. I have read all the Saint books, I own and have seen all the old RKO Saint movies from the 30's, 40's and 50's with Louis Hayward, George Sanders and Hugh Sinclair and own all the TV episodes from the 60's & 70's with Roger Moore & Ian Ogilvy. Only a few Saint items elude me. The very hard to find Simon Dutton Saint adventures from the late 80's, the Andrew Clarke one off TV Movie from 1987, the old radio shows from he 40's and 50's and the forgettable French movies of the 60's.
Because of this, I was very wary about the Val Kilmer movie featuring the halo'd character of Simon Templar despite having Saint legend Robert S. Baker as executive producer. My fears were not without foundation.
The character of Simon Templar as originally written by creator Leslie Charteris is an English Gentleman adventurer thief, he is known by reputation as a criminal with morals. He despises injustice, never preys on the innocent and only steals from people he refers to as the ungodly who have made their ill gotten gains by riding rough shod over anyone and everything. In this movie we have an American Templar (1st mistake), who commits high tech robberies for extremely large sums on behalf of people who are morally bankrupt (2nd mistake). In fact Kilmer's portrayal of Simon Templar is as far removed from Charteris's creation and the character portrayed so well by Moore, Ogilvy and Sanders you cannot even recognise him as being the same person.
Having said that it was SO easy to forget that this was even a Saint movie. As far as I'm concerned it was just a wonderful exciting movie about an American cyber criminal on the run from the Russian Mafia who falls in love with an American physicist. The action is gripping the plot engaging and the acting superb, apart from a few VERY sickly scenes between Kilmer and Shue. I'm all for romance between characters but......
I did enjoy it but apart from the title it is in no way, shape or form, a Saint Movie. That was the producers 3rd and biggest mistake. By calling it a Saint movie, they were already on the back foot as expectations were no doubt going to be high especially from die hard Saint fans like myself. Making the Saint an American is a BIG no no. having the Saint happily work for criminals is another.
If they had removed all reference to The Saint character from the story, I could be easily reviewing one of the best movies of the '90's. Kilmer's Character was more akin to Ethan Hunt than anything you would ever find in a Charteris book. However, Elizabeth Shue is GORGEOUS and I really did enjoy this movie very much for what it was. If you can forget it's a supposed to be a Saint movie then I'm sure you will too.
The Artist (2011)
A throwback to a bygone age.....and they nailed it to perfection!
As a lover of both silent movies and early talkies, (as many of my other IMDb reviews prove), I was looking forward to seeing The Artist. However, this was not without a degree of trepidation. I've seen other movies try to parody the silent age using all the available clichés in the book. Flickery images, tinkling piano soundtrack etcetera. I was not expecting any different here.
The Artist is the perfect homage to the age and the most realistic reenactment of what the silent movie experience was really like, with a great orchestral score. Silent movies were often accompanied with 100 piece orchestras in the theatre playing emotive music composed specifically for the feature as displayed here in the opening scene.
I'm not going to give too much away on plot here but it centre's around a huge silent Hollywood movie star and a career ruined by the advent of sound. Sadly this was a scenario all too real for some actors, most notably John Gilbert, who tried his luck in talkies and failed and Douglas Fairbanks who retired from the screen immediately without even attempting a 'talkie', to whom lead actor Jean Dujardin, bears more than a resemblance.
The scenes with Dujardin & the dog reminded me so much of the interplay between William Powell & Asta of the thin man movies of the 30's and 40's.
Everything about this movie is ripe with symbolism. The movie is silent because our hero feels he has no voice in the modern world which is brought home in a wonderful scene where everyone and everything has sound apart from him. This scene raised a smile and must have had the Foley boys working overtime to get right.
Bérénice Bejo is excellent as the young struggling actress Dujardin befriends, who's star ironically rises as his starts to fall. A nice little inter-title card declares mid-film, 'I want to be alone' a nice nod of the head there to Greta Garbo one of the greatest actresses of the silent age who in early talkies made that phrase her trademark.
My nod of the head goes to the film makers that made everything as authentic as possible from the fashions, the music, the cars and the interiors. Look out for some natty dancing from our two leads as well.
I've always loved silent movies and although this has been made over 80 years after the art form officially ceased to exist, this is one of the best. Will it revive the genre? Probably not. Will it encourage people to look outside the box and explore silent movies further? That's even less likely. Should it win every award it's nominated for? Certainly.
Alex & Emma (2003)
Quaint Comedy although a little disjointed.
Wilson plays Alex, a best selling author with writers block while trying to start his next novel. He owes money to The Cuban Mafia and has been given 30 days to pay or a very short lifetime to regret it. This is a task not made easier given the fact that the Cuban heavy's have cooked his laptop. As a result, he hires law stenographer Emma, (Hudson), so he can dictate the novel to her as a means to an end to get a manuscript.
I found the first 15 minutes of Alex & Emma, very funny indeed, especially when Wilson was trying to hide from the Cubans by trying to prop the door closed with a chair that was far too small and then being dangled mercilessly above the street by his feet. It remains hilariously funny when we first meet Hudson's character and the ruse in which he had lured her to his apartment.
I was settling down to watch what I thought was going to be a homage like throwback to the 1930's screwball comedies that I love so much, especially given the 1920's style opening titles.
But then it changed kilter completely to standard rom-com fayre. It was quite bland in fact. And the constant flitting between the real and the fictional book story became irksome very quickly. It quickly became a film within a film and left me slightly confused as to which characters I was meant to be giving attention and/or sympathies. However, seeing Sophie Marceau and Kate Hudson in many scenes is more than adequate compensation for a red blooded man.
Marceau can hardly be recognised as the femme fatale from the Bond film The World Is Not Enough, as in this movie, she sports a Louise Brookes/Clara Bow style haircut. Marceau plays it for laughs but sadly gets very few of them, but the Marceau/Wilson sex scene, (all tastefully delivered in silhouette) is very amusing, especially given the next shot where they are both head to foot in baby oil to indicate energetic perspiration.
I did like the character of Emma, an independent sassy career girl as we've seen Hudson play before in flicks like How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. Since Alicia Silverstone disappeared of the map, Hudson is the only actress I can watch that sets the old pulse racing and any film she appears in always goes to the top of my to watch list.
Now comes the most difficult part of my review, describing the ending. OH MY GOD! the ending actually made me want to vomit into the nearest receptacle as it descended into the most diabetes inducing sweet twee garbage I've ever seen in a rom-com, and I love rom-com's.
Gripe aside, Alex & Emma wasn't that bad but too many changes of direction. Screwball/Rom-Com, Contemporary/Period, Funny/Not Funny. It was all too much for my poor brain to cope with in 96 short minutes.
A nice cameo from director Reiner complements this enjoyable but very disjointed movie.
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Let's face it guys and gals, Animals are funny. So is John Cleese, Michael Palin, Kevin Kline and Jamie Lee Curtis.
Fierce Creatures is not a sequel to the hilarious A Fish Called Wanda from 1988, it just a film that contains the same main actors playing entirely different characters.
Cleese plays Rollo Lee a former Chinese policeman now Director of an English Zoo for a new parent company ingeniously named Octopus Inc. It is Octopus's policy to bring all businesses up to a rigid 20% profit margin or risk being closed down. Lee's philosophy is to get rid of all the sweet and cuddly animals and in his own words have 'a lethal weapon in every cage' Fierce Creatures only.
Willa Weston starts work for Octopus only to find that the arm of the business she was to control has been sold off by Octopus's head man Rod McCain (Kevin Kline). She asks McCain if she can go to England and run the Zoo. What she doesn't count on is that the boss's embarrassing son Vince McCain (Kevin Kline) is going with her.
Back in England the animal keepers are doing everything they can to convince that their animals are predatory killers in order to keep them at the zoo knowing that as placement in other zoo's are unlikely the animals face certain death.
Willa's intention is to run the zoo well while still bringing the profit margin to the required standard but Vince's constant interference sees the chances dwindling with not only his embezzlement of funds but his tacky and degrading sponsorship deals.
In A Fish Called Wanda, Michael Palin played Ken a guy who could hardly talk because of a debilitating stutter. In Fierce Creatures he plays Bugsy the Arachnid keeper who is an incessant talker the verbal contrast between the two characters is a bit of an in-joke but an hilarious one and I'm sure that this contrast was not lost on the audience.
Like in A Fish Called Wanda Kevin Kline totally steals the show with his double role as Father & Son. Rod McCain is a tough confident Australian mogul so obviously based on Rupurt Murdoch it's untrue while his son is relatively unsuccessful an embassement to his father and has real issues when it comes to dealing with people.
I found Fierce creatures very funny and in many ways far superior to 'Wanda'.
Some great appearances by other wonderful actors such as Ronnie Corbett, Maria Aitken, (who played Cleese's Wife in Wanda), Billie Brown as Rod's sycophantic Assistant Neville, Carey (yummy) Lowell and Robert Lyndsay. Cleese's daughter Cynthia also appears as she did in Wanda playing the small Mammals keeper. For those devotees of British Children's TV of the 70's and 80's look out for Derek Griffiths too.
Cleese once said that his two biggest regrets in his life were marrying his third wife and making fierce Creatures. I can say to Mr Cleese now that Fierce Creatures is nothing to be embarrassed about it's a great and funny movie and one he should be proud of.
Another in joke is that the zoo is called Marwood Zoo, which incidentally, is Cleese's middle name.
Footlight Parade (1933)
Cagney & Berkeley, A combination to be reckoned with.
I have reviewed more James Cagney movies on this site than any other actor/actress. Now, after 8 odd years of being a IMDb reviewer, I have finally got around to reviewing my ultimate favourite James Cagney movie.
This was the first musical Cagney had been allowed to star in as Jack Warner saw only the potential in Cagney's ability to play the tough guy. Cagney had learnt to dance in the 20's whilst appearing in countless vaudeville productions and always preferred to do musicals whenever the opportunity presented itself.
Although Footlight Parade was Cagney's first musical movie, it wasn't the first time audiences had seen the man shake a shoe. He had danced in a short but memorable scene in the drama Other Men's Women (1931) and danced in a couple of scenes in Taxi! (1932) most notably in a dance competition competing against George Raft.
It may have been these scenes that convinced the studio brass that Cagney was a viable musical commodity too.
Footlight Parade reunites Dick Powell and Ruby Keeler and genius choreographer Busby Berkeley all veterans of Warner Brothers two other musical smash hits of that year 42nd Street and Gold Diggers of 1933.
The whole main cast list of this wonderful movie also includes all the very best actors that Warner had on their books at the time. Joan Blondell, Guy Kibbee, Ruth Donnelly, Frank McHugh, Hugh Herbert and Claire Dodd.
Chester Kent, (Cagney), is a producer of musical Comedy shows who's fortunes have been blighted by two main developments. The crash of '29 which saw the demand for expensive and lavish productions dwindle and a new gimmick from Hollywood - Talking Pictures.
His showbiz backers Frazer & Gould, (Arthur Hohl & Guy Kibbee respectively), take Kent to the local movie theatre to show them why they're no longer doing the big shows and why they're making the move to become movie exhibitors. When the movie they are watching ends, (which incidentally is The Telegraph Trail starring John Wayne and also stars Frank McHugh). A bevy of dancers take to the stage in a routine that Frazer and Gould describe as a prologue a themed dance to accompany the preceding picture.
Kent starts to produce these prologues for Frazer and Gould knowing that other movie exhibitors will pay good money for these ready made prologues rather then spending more money to put them on themselves.
Kent is shown as a workaholic who seldom goes home and is dedicated to his job. However, his world is not as idyllic as he would think it. His assistant Harry Thompson, (Gordon Westcott), is actually spying for a rival prologue company and giving the competitors Kents prologue ideas and Frazer and Gould are cooking the books to their own advantage. In fact Kent's one true ally is his secretary and girl Friday Nanette 'Nan' Prescott, (Joan Blondell), who's so head over heels in love with Kent that her loyalty is unswerving but Kent's too wrapped up in business to notice.
After reading a headline regarding the fate of un produced musical shows, Kent decides that they'll be transferred into prologues giving the audience a 20 minute musical comedy and a talking picture all for 50 cents. A business man with a string of movie theatres have offered him three prologues at three of his theatres in three days and if they're a success then a contract for forty theatres across the region is theirs.
In order to ensure his ideas are not given to the rival prologue company, he orders a blockade of his studio, no one in and no one out for three days to ensure secrecy and originality.
The real treat of Footlight Parade are the three prologues themselves which dominate the final half of the movie. 'Honeymoon Hotel' in which Dick Powell and Ruby Keeler elope, get married and spend their wedding night in the hotel renown for turning virgin brides into wives, all to the wonderful risqué music and lyrics of Harry Warren and Al Dubin.
Then follows 'By A Waterfall' which is by far the most visual stunning of the three with Busby Berkeley doing what he does best, a water ballet with some great kaleidoscopic overhead shots. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Berkely was a genius and one day I'd love to see this sequence converted to 3D and perhaps full Technicolour. Berkely was so far ahead of his time and real 3D was invented just so we can convert Berkeley's sequences to it. I'd do it myself if I could though I have neither the money, knowledge or the technology to do so. Shame otherwise it would be done tomorrow.
The final Prologue is 'Shanghai Lil' which sees Cagney take the role of a sailor searching for his oriental prostitute girlfriend in a bar come opium den. All of which is dazzling.
Needless to say the shows go over big and Kent and the troupe get the contracts.
Mention has to be given to Dick Powell for THAT voice, Keeler for THOSE feet, Frank McHugh giving us some comic relieve as a cynical and inept dance director, Claire Dodd as a social climbing tramp that gloms on to Kent in the hopes of ensnaring him into a honey trap. Ruth Donnelly as Goulds Money grabbing wife and Hugh Herbert as the fussy censor that ensures that Kent's prologues doesn't offend against common decency.
Speaking of censorship, Footlight Parade contains some of the most riskiest dialogue and content that I've ever seen in a pre-code film and was probably solely responsible for the rigid enforcement of the production code the following year. All innocent now, but back in 1933, it must have had chins on the carpet. However, that's all part of it's charm.
Footlight Parade is a triumph in every way thanks mainly to Cagney and Berkeley.
The Public Enemy (1931)
A Star is Born (After a last minute casting switch)
The Public Enemy regularly features in the top lists of Gangster movies to this day and to continue to have that respect and following after 80 years is good going indeed. However, I have no doubt that the movie wouldn't be looked upon so strongly or even remembered at all if it hadn't been for the presence of one man - James Cagney.
Cagney had made only a handful of pictures prior to making TPE but had dominated all of them no matter how small or superficial his character was in them. Cagney had made a film the year before called 'The Doorway To Hell' where Cagney was cast as the right hand man of the lead character played by Lew Ayres. Ayres was playing a tough gangster in that role and as good an actor as he was, wasn't really cut out for those kind of roles. Unlike Cagney.
It was a mistake that was nearly duplicated when casting began for TPE as tough Cagney was once again cast as the meek sidekick to the amoral gangster played by soft spoken Edward Woods. It was director William Wellman who recognised the error and saw immediately Cagney's New York guttural qualities needed for the role of Tom Powers.
With the roles switched, the chemistry was right and the movie not only made Cagney a star, but became one of the Holy Trinity of early 30's Gangster movies. (The other two being Little Ceasar and Scarface).
The first scenes of the movie introduce us to the two main protagonists of the movie Tom Powers and his friend Matt Doyle as boys. The boys are played by Frank Coghlan Jr as Tom and Frankie Darro as Matt. The boy actors were cast before the role switching which is why a young Frankie Darro could easily pass for a young Cagney and Frank Coghlan Jr would be believable as a young Edward Woods. However, their scenes must have already been shot and deemed two expensive to re shoot so remained as is.
Tom & Matt are delinquent kids always in scrapes with the law and mixed up with a small time hood called Putty nose, a faginesque character who always takes their ill gotten gains from the boys in return for a small return.
We are also introduced to Tom's Brother Mike who disapproves of Tom's brushes with the law. Their mother played by Beryl Mercer who dotes on her two boys.
As the boys grow to adulthood, their association with Putty nose continues and the crimes become more severe which results in the killing of a policeman when a botched warehouse robbery goes wrong. Putty nose disappears leaving Tom & Matt to take the fall if they're ever caught. They're not.
With Prohibition introduced they fall in with Irish Bar Owner/Mob Boss Paddy Ryan,(Robert Emmett O'Connor), who offers both Matt and Tom jobs as the muscle men for his bootlegging outfit he runs with noted mobster Sam 'Nails' Nathan. (Leslie Fenton). With a rival gang also doing the same, it's not long before a gang war is bound to erupt.
Tom's brother Mike, (Donald Cook), back from WW1 confronts Tom about his career and makes an impassioned outburst about his Beer & Blood lifestyle. Unable to tolerate his brother, he moves to a hotel to spend sometime with his Moll Kitty, (Mae Clarke), who turns out be just as interfering as his brother and as a result in one of the Movies most iconic images, gets a half grapefruit splurged in her face by a disapproving Tom. (something sour for that sweet sweet kisser).
Tom soon meets up with a new gal in the form of Gwenn (Jean Harlow on loan from MGM), who only appears in three scenes but is magical in all of them.
After Nails Nathan is killed in a horse riding accident, most of Nathan's men move on to other things leaving Tom's gang significantly weakened. To their rivals, it's the opportunity they've been waiting for to take over completely. Gang bloodshed escalates and one of the casualties is Tom's best friend Matt. Consumed with revenge, Tom nonchalantly walks into the rival gangs headquarters and starts blasting but is filled with bullets himself. As he staggers through the rain soaked streets he utters the immortal line "I ain't so tough" and collapses.
In hospital, Tom is reunited with his mother and brother and tells them that he's going to come home and quit his criminal career but it's all too little too late. As the rival gang wants their revenge on Tom.
As Ma Powers is cheerfully making up Tom's bed for his homecoming there is a knock at the front door and as his brother answers it he is greeted by a very bound and very dead Tom who had been kidnapped from the hospital.
There is no disguising the fact that Tom Powers was a complete psychopath as shown in the scene when he delivers some long overdue retribution to a crying Putty nose.
The movie is brilliant and is stacked full of risqué pre-code innuendo such as the gay tailor and the casual sexual relationships that Tom & Woods have with their respective partners Mae Clarke & Joan Blondell.
Cagney's portrayal of Powers cemented forever the tough guy image that he is most associated with and made him one of Warner Brothers top assets and deservedly so.
Sparrow takes flight yet again.
As long as Johnny Depp continues to don the tri-cornered hat and banadana, it would seem the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise has a lot of life left in it. After all it is a cash cow that Disney will milk until it's udders fall off.
I've noticed in the past that franchise renewals,(Star Wars being a perfect example), seem contrived and somewhat straw clutching in their plots as film makers struggle blindly if not enthusiastically to take their old characters to new levels of excitement. POTC - On Stranger Tides is a welcome exception.
I for one was thrilled with this new installment. I found that making the original films a trilogy bloated them slightly so I'm glad that the new movie, can be pretty much classed as a stand alone adventure as the original Movie was before the sequels were made. I also feel that the future of the franchise should lie in these stand alone adventures where you can watch them in any order you want like the James Bond movies and not watch them in any semblance of order just to keep track of the plot.
Captain Jack Sparrow is without doubt the best anti-hero the screen has had since Clint Eastwood's 'Man With No Name' in the spaghetti westerns of the 1960's and it is a part that Depp will always be best remembered for. It would be a shame if they ruin the franchise by bloating it with a further interlinking trilogy.
It has been a few years since Jack Sparrow graced our screens and it's as if he hasn't been away and everything you expect Jack to be is wonderfully still there. No plot spoilers here I'm glad to say as I do not want to ruin anyone's enjoyment of this magnificent film and you should see it without prior influencing opinions
The only gripe I have is the 3D version which although is very good fails to capitalise on certain situations that would have been great had the 3D been used more effectively, so I feel that they've missed a trick or two on that score. Hollywood studios have been playing about with 3D now for the better part of 60 years and only in that last 10 years or so have nailed it into a viable art form. We now have the technology but it's the technicians that have let this one down slightly.
Don't be upset that there is no Will Turner or Elizabeth Swann in this adventure as that's no bad thing as I feel that their story had gone as far as it could have. As I said earlier, the POTC franchise begins and ends with Jack Sparrow and most importantly, Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow. As long as he's there, then I'm sure that they'll be many more of these movies to come and thrill us.
The Strawberry Blonde (1941)
Is this a good comedy? zactly!
James Cagney's flare for comedy was never more apparent than in this Warner brother's beauty.
The movie spans a ten year period and is mostly part of a flashback story set in turn of the century New York. Cagney plays Biff Grimes, an average Joe with aspirations of becoming a Dentist thanks to his monthly periodical correspondence course.
He's desperately in love with Virginia (Rita Hayworth), known locally as The Strawberry Blonde who's the object of every local young mans affections including Biffs best friend Hugo Barnstead, (Jack Carson). Hugo's last name however, is almost a perfect anagram of what he is, (after a removal of an N & an E),as he's always taking advantage of Biff and uses him to make his own advances toward Virginia.
On a blind date of sorts Hugo and Virginia pair up and Virginia introduces Biff to her free thinker best friend Amy, (Olivia De Havilland). Biff isn't exactly bowled over with Amy's charms in the same way he has been with Virginia's, but Amy seems smitten with Biff from the start.
Hugo starts making a name for himself as a building contractor mostly thanks to local 'friends' like Biff who has contributed to most of his success but have seen no reward from the ungrateful Hugo.
With his new social standing, Virginia marries Hugo and it's down to Amy to break the news to the crestfallen Biff. It is only then that Biff realises that Amy is the girl he should have been courting all along.
18 months pass. Biff & Amy are now married and living somewhat modestly in the same neighbourhood. Biff only a month away from becoming a fully qualified dentist has a chance encounter with Virginia who invites Biff & Amy to dine with her and Hugo.
Over a hilarious spaghetti dinner, it becomes apparent to Biff and Amy that Hugo and Virginia while both rich and influential are far from happily married and bicker constantly. At Virginia's insistence, Hugo appoints Biff as vice president of his company. The position is purely honourary and Hugo once again uses Biff by getting him to sign his name to contracts and invoices that he knows are illegal in a bid to keep his own grubby hands as clean as possible.
When Biffs father is killed on a Barnstead building site due to the use of substandard building materials, Biff as the signatory, is the obvious fall guy and is sent prison for 5 years.
During his incarceration, Biff finally completes his Dentistry exams and gains his diploma, while Amy returns to her former profession of nursing.
When Biff is released, He finds that his love for Amy has actually been made stronger.
Hugo is now a town Alderman with a toothache and his employers have managed to track down a dentist who's willing to pull teeth on a Sunday. Guess who? It's only when Hugo arrives that he finds the dentist is Biff and is understandably nervous. Biff also realises that Virginia's and Hugo's marriage has deteriorated to such an extent, that they can barely remain civil to one another.
Biff, after exacting some mild revenge on his nemesis Hugo, comes to the serene conclusion that while Hugo and Virginia had achieved the social standing, the money and the well to do lifestyle. He and Amy had the happiness that was worth so much more. And who wouldn't be happy spending their life with Olivia De Havilland.
The Strawberry Blonde is a wonderful little comedy and is stacked with that great American turn of the century music like the recurring 'And the Band Played On'. Great support comes from Alan Hale who delivers a hilarious turn as Biff's father. George Tobias appears as Biff's staunch Ally Nick the Barber and look out for future Superman George Reeves as a college guy spoiling for a fight with Biff.