Lists by STDMovieReviews
Many will say my list is sexist. I say it's honest. Honestly, THE BEST SEXIST LIST ON THE INTERNET. If you enjoy my meticulously detailed list, you're definitely a sexist. While I am primarily an unashamed pervert, I am also (sadly) a sexist (to an extent). But at least I can admit it! Can you?
The list is in ALPHABETICAL order - EXCEPT for Eva Green. I have her at #1, just because she is my biggest celebrity crush. And I want her face to be the first thing all you scumbag perverts see. Eva kept a low profile for a while, but now she seems to be back at starring in big movies (now that everyone can see she doesn't deserve to be stuck playing the arm candy of leading men, thanks to movies like Cracks). And Eva has been my #1 since late-2009.
This is, in many ways, a nostalgic list. I was a teenager in the late-1990s. Scumbag perverts who were teenagers/adults in the 1990s, will enjoy this list more than someone who was born after the mid-1990s.
Also, a lot of the movies these women appear in are either mediocre, or crappy movies. This is because I watched lots of mediocre and crappy movies on TV, just to be able to ogle certain actresses I knew were in the movie.
I am also aware that most of you scumbag perverts only want to look at lists of women that look hot TODAY. However, a lot of the women on this list, aren't hot today - because they're getting old, or perhaps had a plastic surgery disaster. For instance, Linda Hamilton is past her prime - but who could forget how hot "Sarah Connor" was in Terminator 2?
Also, some of the women on this list have horrific display pics, even though they are still hot today. I'm looking at you, Liv Tyler. Well, I'm assuming those women are still hot today.
Also, I have tried to make sure that I only listed celebrities who were at least EIGHTEEN years old for this list. One mistake, was putting Dominique Swain on my list. I had a crush on her when I was a teenager, after seeing Face/Off. And for many years, I assumed she had been eighteen at the time the film was made. But it turned out I was wrong.
If you want to debate my choices, go right ahead. Because let's face it - the thoughts of moronic strangers are more important than my own opinions. Actually, this is not a list of opinions. It is a list of cold, hard, FACTS.
All suggestions for this list will be ignored, because no one has better taste than me.
By the way, some blondes are incredibly hot, whether they’re fake blonde, or naturally blonde. Lucy Lawless is one example of a woman who looks better blonde. HOWEVER,
Jessica Simpson, and
are six people that WILL NEVER be on my celebrity sex list. Not even when they were in their prime.
That said, I prefer brunettes over women with any other hair colour. So I am disappointed that so many of the celebrities on this list have blonde hair in their photos. Oh well. As long as they looked hot in some movie or TV show, they belong on my list.
WOMEN WHO BELONG ON THE LIST (but aren't in the IMDB database):
1. Shelly McDonald (main host of Caribbean Workout).
2. Deana Sumanac (is hot as of 2014 - she's the arts reporter for CBC's The National).
3. Althia Raj (is hot as of 2014 - she occasionally appears on CBC's The National).
4. Jennifer Arria (brunette model in the documentary FleshEater: Back into the Woods).
5. Juliana Mills (intern on Canada's MTV Live).
6. Sophie Shevardnadze (host of RT's SophieCo, is hot as of 2015).
7. Erin Ade (host of RT's Boom Bust, is hot as of 2015).
8. Joanna Young (co-host of Caribbean Workout).
9. Lori Harfenist (aka The Resident, is hot as of 2015).
10. Oksana Boyko (host of RT's Worlds Apart, is hot as of 2015).
11. RT reporters/staff (that are hot as of 2014): Meghan Lopez, Irina Galushko, Yulia Shapovalova, and Thabang Motsei.
12. More RT reporters/staff (that are hot as of 2015): Polly Boiko, Ameera David, Lindsay France, Marina Portnaya, Katie Pilbeam, Anya Parampil, Gayane Chichakyan, Paula Slier, Manila Chan, Anissa Naouai, Tabetha Wallace, Bianca Facchinei, and Anastasia Churkina.
And I can confirm that RT's Stacy Herbert IS listed in the IMDB database - so she appears in the "S" section of my list!
This list is a work in progress. From time to time, I will add new women to the list. As for women already on the list - if I end up seeing them in stuff I haven't seen before, and IF I am impressed, I'll add that info to my list.
And if you want to find out who the rest of my TOP TEN celebrity women are - you’ll need to go to the very end of this alphabetical list. And underneath my listing of Zooey Deschanel's hot movies, you'll find my TOP TEN CELEBRITY SEX LIST.